June types you from a chair. June is fascinating.

^^^ This is happening right now on my desktop computer. I think it's updating. I know I've mentioned this before, but why must everything need updating every five minutes? So I'll update you (see what I did there?) on the thrills of my life by speaking into the phone, from the comfort of my leather … Continue reading June types you from a chair. June is fascinating.

An unfiltered woman trying to heal, while rejecting anyone who tries to help her

I get the feeling that John Wayne Bobbitt was an unpleasant person. I say this because I have just spent a few nights watching a documentary on the Bobbitts, called Lorena. I of course remember the Bobbitt situation, because, as someone in the movie pointed out, 200 million women alive today have had their genitals … Continue reading An unfiltered woman trying to heal, while rejecting anyone who tries to help her

“Tell us about your weekend, June” — No one

I can't help about the shape I'm in, I look tired I ain't pretty and m'lips are thin All I can remember about this weekend is running about and sweating. It was 90 all weekend. I even turned the AC on after I got faint at the grocer's. I say "grocer's" now like it's 1962. … Continue reading “Tell us about your weekend, June” — No one

My gift is my blog and this one’s for you. Here’s the return receipt.

[BEFORE I BEGIN: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ENTER AN EMAIL ADDRESS TO LEAVE A COMMENT.] I've heard the months for nearly perfect weather here are May and October. I have found that to be true. May is to North Carolina what July is to Michigan--the days are warm and breezy and lovely most of … Continue reading My gift is my blog and this one’s for you. Here’s the return receipt.

A paragraph of copy editors: June’s weekend review.

This weekend I went everywhere and did everything and everyone, so let's begin. Every year at this time a coworker, who does not wish to be on my blog, has a party. Technically it's her b-i-r-t-h-d-a-y but she's low key about that part, so it's just, you know, a party. I have gone to it … Continue reading A paragraph of copy editors: June’s weekend review.

Lean times

I just had a rushed, fairly disappointing lunch of Lean Cuisine spaghetti and some sautéed spinach, and really, I don't see how Lean Cuisine spaghetti could be anything BUT disappointing, but I am broke and here's why. My little black foster kitten is sick, and I keep spending money on food and different food and … Continue reading Lean times

You know what’s hilarious? When people say, Life’s a beach. Oh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I went to the beach. The only shoes I packed. My coworker Lottie Blanco, and her wife, Lottie Blanco, got a beach house on an island for a week, and invited friends to come along. Take it to the bridge Squee It was a great house. It was damaged by the hurricane last fall, so … Continue reading You know what’s hilarious? When people say, Life’s a beach. Oh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

She is risen. She is making coffee.

I know it's weird I'm writing on a Sunday, especially on a national holiday, but if you stop twisting your hankie in shock, you'll see there's a logical explanation. You'll be at peace. Smoking your peace pipe. What was in a peace pipe? Was it the maryjane? Or just regular tobacco that you can buy … Continue reading She is risen. She is making coffee.