Flashing my baby blue. Also, Milhous is a tense sleeper.

Most nights, before I actually go to sleep, I get into bed and read awhile. Sometimes I look at my phone, which I'm certain is excellent for my circadian rhythms. Edsel always accompanies me, but he accompanies me anywhere. I just heard him sit down with a flump behind me, in fact. I barely notice … Continue reading Flashing my baby blue. Also, Milhous is a tense sleeper.

I’m serene June, your spa director.

As I mentioned earlier this week--and does this seem to be the most endless everlasting gobstopper week ever?--I've had somewhere extra that I'm scheduled to be all week. On Saturday morning, I had a date. We hated each other. On Sunday afternoon, another date. We, too, hated each other. For awhile I kept a list … Continue reading I’m serene June, your spa director.

All the leaves are brown

When you read that someone "collapsed" somewhere---and why do only celebrities seem to collapse?---what do you picture? Why do only celebrities get "exhaustion"? I just picture their knees buckling and them going straight down, when they collapse. I imagine it's less dramatic than all that, but the word "collapse" is pretty dramatic in and of … Continue reading All the leaves are brown

And another thing: If you tell me to put my hands together I will literally just put them together unmoving and think I’m hilarious.

Here's Howard Stern's problem: He got too emotionally healthy and he lost his edge. He used to be unhappily married, and he lashed out at every other celebrity, and he was generally angry and he was hilarious. Then he started going to therapy four days a week---and I imagine he went to a really good … Continue reading And another thing: If you tell me to put my hands together I will literally just put them together unmoving and think I’m hilarious.

June actually looks at her computer. Also, 50385204822 kitten photos.

Here has been my life since my August 21 auto accident NOW WITH CONCUSSION: I took a whole buncha pictures of my feet at every single doctor and chiropractor appointment I've had these last weeks. Today, after I saw the doctor again and could finally turn my computer back on and upload all those iPhone … Continue reading June actually looks at her computer. Also, 50385204822 kitten photos.