Yesterday, Marvin Gardensalad and I went to Raleigh, because I have never been to Raleigh, and guess what? Turns out I like Raleigh.
It is a real city, with cool shops and Manolo Blahniks and gay men and all the things I require. There was also a man with gray hair and a mohawk, which I think is great. Maybe I'll grow my hair gray, as I have been threatening to do, and then finish off the look with the hawk of the mo.
So, there we were, shopping somewhere cool in Raleigh, when the back of my leg itched because I probably have rickets, which I don't even think is an itchy disease, I just wanted to say rickets. When I reached down to scratch my own self, the back of my leg felt…firm.
Firm! The back of my leg did not squish when I felt it! Only one month of running and I can already feel a result.
Also, last night when I ran on the treadmill, my pace was a little quicker! And I didn't feel as much like vomiting, either, which is always a plus.
So that is all good news and now, guess what? January is nearing its end, and remember when I said the first month I would just try to eat right and exercise, and then each following month I'd try something new? It is time to try something new, which is sad for me because I hate new things.
Here's my query to you, fair reader. Should I try giving up coffee, or should I try meditation? These are my options. Please weigh in. I may ignore you completely.