I know I've told you before that my friend Saundra hates it when people talk about the dream they had. She thinks it's boring, and they always say things like, "Well, I was in my house, but it wasn't really my house." I am not nearly as curmudgeonly as Saundra--which if you know me you… Continue reading The dark side of June
TOPIC ONE It was the first of the month the other day. It was dcrmom's birthday, as well as Ruby's and Princess Diana's. It was a big day. However, I forgot to weigh and measure. Everything is exactly the same. I weigh 142, and my pretty measurements are 36-30-37. What fireplug? I mean, I have… Continue reading Three completely unrelated topics
Gramma called. Wants her cataracts back. I had to get my eyes dilated today after work, so I had the absolutely valid excuse that I COULD NOT SEE ANYTHING and could not proofread, therefore all I had to do was run on treadmill and go to the dog park. Sometimes the universe just steps in.… Continue reading I’ve got wild, staring eyes. I’ve got a strong urge to fly.
No, no, it IS "For all intents and purposes"! What I was saying was I hate it when people say, "For all intensive purposes" thinking that's what the phrase is. I would hate to start a trend of people saying "for all intensive purposes." Would that be my just desserts. Which, what does that mean?
The other night, I came in through the back door -- and I do not mean that in any dirty sort of a way -- and saw all my animals in the back room together. I was so excited about this rare occurrence that I got the camera. I was so involved in getting them… Continue reading Mental floss
You know how people write those birthday letters to their kids on their blogs? Wouldn't I be annoying if I wrote one to my cat today? I do not know if I could have peeved Ruby DeLuna -- blackest of black kitties, who is 12 today -- any more by making her pose for the… Continue reading Snaphappy Fishsuit