I’m sure Kenyans bring their cameras to their marathons

Getting ready to pack for tomorrow. I understand that there are people out there who would have packed their bags already, and to you people I say, "?" I am bringing my extra pair of running shoes in case the one pair spontaneously combusts or something. I know what pants I'm gonna do the marathon … Continue reading I’m sure Kenyans bring their cameras to their marathons

My mouth is dry. My face is numb. Past the point of delirium.

I wanted to take a picture of Winston today, because he rocks. Winston is the kind of cat who purrs when you pick him up. He is the kind of cat you could dress in doll clothes, if you were seven or a completely berserk adult. I heart him so bad. However. SOMEbody has to … Continue reading My mouth is dry. My face is numb. Past the point of delirium.

I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray

So, we're in agreement, then, that I should cut all my hair off? And that the curly thing won't be an issue? And that Rihanna and Prince are not at all the same person? Frankie, who can't relax, sent me an email saying my proposed haircut would be fine, as long as I understood I … Continue reading I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray

It’s Raining Maintenance Men (not THAT maintenance man)

Well now, seriously. I can't work. They are putting in new stair runners, and my office is six centimeters from the stairs. Which kind of makes you wonder if I am a professional banister. The workers are bellowing at each other in Spanish, which I find comforting, even though it obliterates any hope of proofreading … Continue reading It’s Raining Maintenance Men (not THAT maintenance man)