And how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I loooooooose.

Tonight I was on my way to get antidepressants for my cat (shut up) and the song Waterloo by ABBA was on. I think one of you may have mentioned that it was your least-most-favorite song back when I asked you all to write in and tell me your least-most-favorite songs. And while I understand … Continue reading And how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I loooooooose.

I know you were looking forward to replacing me with a funnier blogger, but no such luck.

I'm fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Lord, this has been a harrowing few days. Seriously. I took your advice and called the mammogram place back and asked them to s-l-o-w-ly read me my test results. The woman said, "An asymmetrical speculated density. Oh, see honey, that's nothing! He's just speculating there's a density." The 15 minutes I had … Continue reading I know you were looking forward to replacing me with a funnier blogger, but no such luck.

This blog just keeps gettin’ weirder

Faithful reader Stephanie just made me a part of Donna's family. In the '70s.   It's like I'm visiting from the future, telling Donna's mom a little secret. "Donna is gonna put this picture on mybloooooog! We are all gonna obsess over it! Don't spend your money on this phoooootoooo!" But while you're up, what … Continue reading This blog just keeps gettin’ weirder

Oh carp. I forgot to give this one a title.

Faithful reader Donna sent me her family portrait, which was taken last week.   Okay,  I really think it was taken a long time ago, because otherwise, hello, awkward! Umm, thanks, Faithful Reader Donna! Your sister has such nice, um, mushroom bangs! And that kicky scarf! (for those of you who did not grow up … Continue reading Oh carp. I forgot to give this one a title.

Also, I’d like to stick with the idea that the earth is flat, thank you.

Okay, what the Sam Hill is up with my Typepad template, here? Who moved my cheese? It's all differented up. Do not like. They have added what are probably helpful geegaws and doodads. Cut it out. Do not help me. I liked things the old, complicated way. I have to go churn the butter now. … Continue reading Also, I’d like to stick with the idea that the earth is flat, thank you.