I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you–well, don’t kill me. I’m so thin right now.

So, yesterday I went to work, which was silly because there were approximately .008 employees in the whole company; I 'fessed up to the woman whose book Tallulah ate; I had a coughing fit while going on one of my walks and I might have peed myself a little; and, oh, I didn't get nominated … Continue reading I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you–well, don’t kill me. I’m so thin right now.

Ask June Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

In all the "guess what I got for Christmas" excitement, I slap forgot about it being Friday and therefore Ask June day. Today I went on the random number chooser thingie and chose the following queries. Oh, but before I begin, we need another stern Ask June photo: Who went to the 99 cent store for … Continue reading Ask June Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

The cooked turkey pops up to say hi.

My day is all topsy-turvy because I had a dentist appointment first thing and apparently it has driven me to use phrases like "topsy-turvy." On Barry Gibb's website, which I'm sure you all frequent as regularly as I do, he thanks his wife for going with him on the topsy-turvy ride through pop stardom these … Continue reading The cooked turkey pops up to say hi.

The traditional gift is cotton. Go buy me some cotton.

Man, how did the weekend get over with so quickly? One school play at Marvin's school, another French film, 200 hours of Christmas decorations and it's over! One of our neighbors left chocolate truffles on our doorstep yesterday with a nice little Christmas note. I like our neighborhood. Anyway, I have a query for you. … Continue reading The traditional gift is cotton. Go buy me some cotton.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Kermis

Winston, on my lap today. Do you enjoy my heart pajamas? You know what was a brilliant idea? The idea that, hey, I'll just pop into Target for some Mucinex. On SATURDAY, DECEMBER FOURTEENTH. Still, it was nowhere near as busy as it would've been in LA. Ditto for the post office, whose doorstep I … Continue reading It’s beginning to look a lot like Kermis

Hooray! Hoorah! We’re on our way to the ball!

And this, my friends, is what washing dry, coarse hair with clarifying shampoo will do. Warn your loved ones. Wow. So, hey, have y'all been remembering to check my comments of the week, affectionately referred to as Special of the Week, because everything here has to be pie-related? I update it every Saturday, and if … Continue reading Hooray! Hoorah! We’re on our way to the ball!

Many balls

We are in for a tragedy in about an hour. I was just in the shower, which I know is sexy for you right there, and I used Marvin's shampoo. Marvin and I have different shampoo; I get mine at the salon, and I get extra-special, for-coarse-curly-huge-wavy-why-do-I-have-such-fat-hair shampoo, whereas Marvin gets his at the grocery store. … Continue reading Many balls