I need to know this crucial information. When you are in the shower, will you please count how long it takes your hair to get completely wet? Report back to me right here. Thank you.
Do it like this: one one thousand (slight pause), two one thousand, (slight pause), etc.
It takes me eight one thousands. I just know I'm a freak. Well, I'm a freak for asking in general, but then also because I am Chaka from Land of the Lost, with this hair.