Well, my bags are packed, I'm ready to go. Okay, that isn't at all true. I just wanted to quote the song Leavin' on a Jet Plane. But my hair is blown and my Nair is on. I really have no pride, do I? I do not understand people, such as dcrmom, who pack way … Continue reading Ask June, if You Nair
I came home tonight and put on my new party shoes, then hoisted my legs up the wall, because who doesn't? Then I took a picture of said shoes so you could see them in all their glory. It's an eBay phone. I don't mean that it dials directly to eBay, which would be nice, … Continue reading A Series of Unfortunate Portraits
I just saw that I can compose posts from email if I enter this super-secret-squirrel email address. I am testing it out now. If it is true, I will never be sad again. I really have nothing to say, I just want to check out this technological advancement. OH! I DO have something to say. … Continue reading Is this really true?
I was toppled, toppled I tell you, by a migraine last night, which means I went to bed at 6:11. Because it's important to get your 12 hours in. YES. I take Topamax so I don't get migraines. But it doesn't remove them 100%. What do you want me to do? Anyway, fortunately Marvin got the … Continue reading The dress.
This is the weekend that I will be going to Michigan to attend the wedding of my friend Sandy. I went to college with Sandy. Sandy was always perfect. The end.My date for the wedding is my other college friend, Dottie. Most of the people I mention on my blog have made-up names, but Dottie's … Continue reading Connect the Dotties
Before I begin complaining about Jennifer Aniston's hair, I would like to thank Pal from MA, or should I say Aunt Pal from MA, who not only loaned me some earrings, but also sent a nice bone for Tallulah. Sadly, by the time I got my camera to photograph Tallulah enjoying said bone, that thing … Continue reading Oh, and don’t get me started on whatever Lisa Rinna has done to herself
It is late Saturday night, but I figured I'd better post tonight because I'll never get the chance tomorrow. As you know, it is the Super Bowl day for all women and gay men. I plan to be answering my phone 11 million times tomorrow, as various people call me to exclaim over particularly bad … Continue reading The always elegant June
Good gravy. They're lights. For those of you who don't read my comments, yesterday I posted a perfectly nice photo of my cat Ruby, and at the end of my workday I checked my comments, and did anyone write in and say, "My! What a lovely cat!" No. Probably because nobody uses the interjection "My" … Continue reading This week’s special? You just need to fart.
It's nearly impossible to take a good picture of Ruby, because she is all black. And it's a shame, because she's so pretty. At least here you can see her lovely profile. And she's not actually peeing on anything at the moment. The Ask June questions have trickled in, and one was in the wrong place, … Continue reading Prod June
Marvin and I are in a big fight. I usually don't exploit our big fights for blog material, but then again we don't fight a lot. Don't you just get annoyed when people say about their other person, "Oh, we never fight!" I do not believe that to be true, first of all, and why … Continue reading I hate you, you hate me, we’re a crappy family. (I let Marvin name this one)
If Winston were a Playboy centerfold, and I understand that many odd things would have to transpire in order for that to happen, in the questionnaire part where he filled out his turn-ons and turnoffs, his turn-on would definitely be caps to water bottles.(His turnoffs would be our other cat Ruby and being accidentally sprinkled … Continue reading Capcat
In a photo that has nothing to do with this post, look! My daffodils are coming up! And what a blurry photo! I laid on the ground to capture how they match my car, and then spent the rest of the day having an allergic reaction to whatever I laid in. I am typing … Continue reading Amblin and Ramblin
I forgot to do Special of the Week on Saturday. This week I awarded the dubious distinction to Rachel, who commented on the Free Credit Report Dot Com song. Did I mention I should've seen it coming at me like an atom bomb? Did I mention that song is STILL in my head? Anyway, J … Continue reading Comment of the Week
I was busy yesterday, and now it's 10 minutes to 7:00 and I must shower before getting into my street attire, so I will quickly run down for you the pressing highlights of my life. Which I'm sure will matter deeply to you. 1. I just tried to make an automatic numbered list and now it … Continue reading Seven
We are back from our visit to TinyTown. And you know what? They CLOSED the TinyTown Grill, of which I was so enamored! I LOVED that place. Everyone said they closed it because we stopped going there 78 times a week.Nevertheless, we got to see a lot of our old friends at the church yard … Continue reading TinyTown Revisited
Marvin and I celebrated Valentine's Day tonight, because we are jetting off to TinyTown early in the morning. What do you mean? TinyTown is a VERY hot romance destination spot. You got Paris, Rome, the Poconos, TinyTown. To make matters even steamier, the reason we are going to the town that is tiny is because … Continue reading Ask June, Early VD Edition
Someone's comments got me thinking about which breed of dog would be Republican and which would be Democrat. Your thoughts? I am home from work late, because apparently I go to the Monica Gellar School of Competitiveness. Yesterday morning they called six of us into a meeting and gave us a new task that had very little … Continue reading Gotta beat Marcia
I don't know if you've noticed that I don't have any kids. That's because I don't want to have kids. I have had people say just awful things to me about this, but my favorite thing people say is, "Well, you'd feel different about motherhood once you had one." Okay. Well. Is this something we … Continue reading Life is like a can of turkey
Marvin emailed me at work today about the Kate Spade bag, so I guess he IS still reading this blog. That little trick didn't work very well. And for those of you who wanted to see the Kate Spade bag I supposedly bought for $425, okay, see, I didn't really charge a Kate Spade bag … Continue reading Tourists in T-shirts
First of all, excellent marriage advice, everyone! Eeeexcellent, Smithers. Really, thank you. You all rock. It is like I have hundreds of friends all over the world. And hey, I'm trying to get someone from New Zealand to read this blog. Wouldn't that be cool? COME ON, NEW ZEALAND!Second, someone sent me a link last … Continue reading This entire post was written around the body of a cat. A really irksome, insistent cat.