Ask June, because apparently she thinks quite a bit of herself

Heartme

In case you didn't read it on the front page of your local paper, I am narcissistic. See my post from earlier today if you are baffled. Although if you have read this blog for seven seconds, I don't know why you'd need to read anything to be convinced of that.

Spotwin

But enough about me. Let's look at pictures of me while we read my blog about questions people have asked me. (Could Winston look any more like he's pleading with someone to get him and his spotty tummy away from this self-involved freak?)

Lee asks, "I'd like to know what the meaning of 'is' is."

Oh, poor Bill Clinton. That was not a high point for him. But I like me the Bill Clinton. I do.

Lisa inquires, "With political correctness, why don't they have dog shows for dogs that are not quite perfect? My dog Sage…is a mutt. What do you think we should do?"

Lisa, there is good news. Not every dog has to be a fancy purebred to be in a dog show. There is a show called Nuts for Mutts, in Los Angeles, and it is a dog show for the…mixed breed.

Nuts for Mutts is also a nice fundraiser that places homeless pets and things like that. I am sorry to say that they described it as "the most unique" dog show, and you know how I feel about anybody qualifying the word unique. It's either unique or it isn't, Nuts for Mutts people.

But that's part of my narcissism. I tend to feel superior. You'll have to forgive me, Nuts for Mutts. I actually think you are a wonderful cause. The next Nuts for Mutts dog show is coming up May 17.

Mewin

I thought maybe you missed seeing a picture of me.

Another person named Lisa asked, "Why is the background green, red, off-white and the text section blue? It is very incongruous."

Gee, I always liked my colors. But I guess if you were really disturbed about how very incongruous the colors are, Lisa, you could always yell at my designer, Sadie Olive. I have, however, been really thinking about a redesign. Something with a very clean background. This may make you happier, Lisa. If and when I do it, let me know.

Finally, Shannon queries, "What do you think Lula's career choice would be if she had the option?"

Carnival barker. And she would volunteer with Neighborhood Watch.

As always, ask June here.

6 thoughts on “Ask June, because apparently she thinks quite a bit of herself

  1. Narcistic Nora and her oh so cool, kitty. Winston looks like he’s saying “we are way cooler than you.”
    I’m totally diggin’ picture one.

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  2. I like your background. It reminds me of a 50’s kitchen. Not that I’ve ever seen one in real life, but like in the movies.

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