Marvin's alarm goes off at 5:15, and he is one of those people who BOUNDS out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off.
My alarm goes off at 6:15. As soon as he hears my alarm go off, Marvin gets in the shower. Scientific survey question number one: How annoying is Marvin?
Scientific survey question number two: What is Marvin DOING between 5:15 a.m. and 6:15 a.m.? Is he plowing the fields? Baking bread? Going for a big jog? I see no evidence of any of these activities.
Stampeding to another topic, I read that people eat healthier if they have to photograph every single thing they eat. So for the next week, I am going to show you everything I eat. I won't, like, open my mouth and show you that way, or anything, I promise.
Here is the first photo, of my healthy, substantial breakfast:
Black coffee. French Roast from Starbucks. How much detail do I have to go into about what I eat? And yes, that is a baby picture of me in the background. Nice hairdo.
Don't you love that coffee mug? My Aunt Mary sent it to me, and whenever I get to pick it that day from the shelf, I think, "Ooo! I get the good coffee mug!" She also sent me one in black, which gives me a similar thrill. I need to get out more.
All right, I must go face my day, fortified with such nutritious food. Please complete my survey.