Ding ding ding dingding DING ding (that’s me singing Ice Ice Baby)

So last night I asked Marvin, "Do we have ice cream?" and he said, "We have ice." Okay. Is that the most depressing answer you have ever gotten to that question? Do we have any candy bars? No, but you can take the bar exam over on the next block. We have ice. Whatever with … Continue reading Ding ding ding dingding DING ding (that’s me singing Ice Ice Baby)

And IIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIIII Will Always Love Youuuuuuuu…

Yeah, I gots a Pit Bull mix for a bodyguard. I'm cool. Tomorrow morning I will actually talk about something else. I took pictures of things blooming in my yard, plus not to mention incidentally I need curtain help. I am trying not to take advantage of my close personal relationship with The Nester. Instead … Continue reading And IIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIIII Will Always Love Youuuuuuuu…

Should I hyphenate my last name as Gardens-Topamax or just be June Topamax?

My coworker just told me that she saw a young guy checking me out as I walked across the parking lot after lunch (clearly he has a strange hair fetish, but still). I can see my wedding to Topamax now: our names spelled out in flower Kleenexes above the wedding table: June and Topamax, or … Continue reading Should I hyphenate my last name as Gardens-Topamax or just be June Topamax?

Commento of the Weeko. You didn’t know about my fine bilingual abilities, did you?

Those of you who couldn't care less about pets will be delighted to hear that I am going to a big Farmer's Market (which probably doesn't need to be capitalized and I am kind of irking myself) with my friend the other June today, so there may ACTUALLY BE PHOTOS of something other than this … Continue reading Commento of the Weeko. You didn’t know about my fine bilingual abilities, did you?

Ask Henry and June. Hey, wasn’t that a dirty book by Anais Nin?

One of us has the cute hair. I will not name names. One of us has hair shaped like Prince Valiant. I do not know what to tell you. Let's valiantly page June and see what questions she'll answer for us this Friday, shall we? Carrie queries, "When my mom and I talk about you, … Continue reading Ask Henry and June. Hey, wasn’t that a dirty book by Anais Nin?

Undecided

Last night I hauled myself all the way out to Chapel Hill to the animal shelter there. (It's a higher-kill shelter, and I thought I should go to those to rescue.) Right when I got there, a litter of seven six-week-old kittens was arriving. There was one orange-and-white male who caught my eye. Not literally, … Continue reading Undecided

Home is where I wanna be, but I guess I’m already there

I'm back. I'm better than ever. I went to Michigan. Saw things that irked me. No. Really. They're UNIFORMS. How can they be unique? The point of a UNIFORM is to LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. Because it's a UNIFORM. But otherwise it was a fine time. I saw the fam... Okay, seriously? I know how … Continue reading Home is where I wanna be, but I guess I’m already there

Some say she’s from Mars, or one of the seven stars that shine after 3:30 in the morning

I am listening to Tallulah crunch her food. It is such a festive sound, because she is so happy while she's eating. Crunch crunch crunch! I hope Marvin reads this and knows I fed the dog. Since he is on spring break he isn't up when I am and the other day we fed her … Continue reading Some say she’s from Mars, or one of the seven stars that shine after 3:30 in the morning