Once upon a time, there was one little girl who went to the blog academy

In honor of my Love's Baby Soft giveaway, I Farrah-d my hair. What do you think? And by the way, I lied. What I have is a duo, not a trio, of Love's products to give away. I was hallucinating. And because I feel so bad about this, I will go to Walgreen's and get … Continue reading Once upon a time, there was one little girl who went to the blog academy

Staying obsessed is nicer with a little Tickle

Remember Tickle deodorant? It was the deodorant of the '70s. I think it was exclusively aimed at teenage girls, much like Virginia Slims, Daisy shavers, and wine coolers. I totally had the Daisy shavers too. Well, and the Virginia Slims a few times. This old neighbor girl, who just found me on Facebook, told me … Continue reading Staying obsessed is nicer with a little Tickle

Really wish I could get For the Benefit of Mr. Kite out of my head

First of all, a few people asked where they can contribute to the fund to help my Uncle Jim, and that is so nice I could just spit. Which is a lovely, feminine reaction on my part. Here is where to send a check. BE SURE TO SAY IT'S FOR JIM BLONDIN. Otherwise, you are … Continue reading Really wish I could get For the Benefit of Mr. Kite out of my head

Benefit today

Hey, if anyone is in or around Saginaw, Michigan today, they are having a benefit for my Uncle Jim right now. It's at the Tim Horton's on State Street until 10 p.m. A portion of anything you buy today will go toward his giant medical bill.

My ridiculous day, by June Gardens. Or, Lucy in Sky with Diamonds.

Yesterday, I went to the farmer's market. I am seriously the only person you know who goes to the farmer's market to buy processed food. I bought cookies, little snack crackers, honey. I guess honey isn't processed. I mean, it is, but by bees. That doesn't count, right? Now, why didn't the other June tell … Continue reading My ridiculous day, by June Gardens. Or, Lucy in Sky with Diamonds.

I forgot one of the things I was gonna say earlier

Also, on Dooce's blog yesterday or the day before--I don't know when it was. Recently, okay?--she showed pictures of her bathroom remodel and oh! It is so ugly. So people commented, and you know Dooce gets 500 comments on a bad day, and everyone commented about how ugly it was, except for a few people … Continue reading I forgot one of the things I was gonna say earlier