As I was combing the comments (not literally. I mean, if I was gonna comb something, don't you think I'd try to start with this hair and not my comments?) I noticed people keep asking me if I am still taking that knitting class.
I like how you all assumed this was some sort of endless, 80-week-long knitting class. Knitting is OVER. I like knitting, but summer's here and the time is right for ignoring your knitting completely. If you knit, you know how it is to have that yarn on your lap. When you get up, you look like you just got a lap dance from Lambchop or something. Wool everywhere. Not a good time of year for that.
Anyway. It's Saturday, the day that no one reads my blog and I get zero point zero comments, but it is also Special of the Week. This week we have a tie, because both Katie and Grace were funny. They were both funny on June 4. Maybe it was a funny biorhythm day or something.
There's something we don't hear about anymore, our biorhythms. Remember those vending machines where you put in your birthday and it would spit out a little earthquake-measurer-looking thing telling you what your biorhythms were? Remember what a crock of shit that was?
Now those horoscopes in a tube. THOSE are dependable.
So, that's it. Katie and Grace. Big winners this week. Get your drink on, you two. Wooooo!