You haul 16 tons of hair, and what do you get?

So now it's a normal day and I have to go to work. Carp.

I forgot to take my digital camera to Michigan, so I had to buy a disposable in a rest stop somewhere in West Virginia. Naturally I stampeded to Target last night to get my pictures developed, I thing I don't think I've done since 1948.

I got this picture back. I mean, among others. I didn't just take one photo and then get it developed. Because that would be sad. At any rate, here it is.

Fam 001

That's my Aunt Kathy on the left, me and my hair in the middle, and of course mom, over there. Aunt Kathy got me that necklace and earrings, and as you can see she bought some for herself, which is kind of what she does when she buys a gift. But here is the point of showing you this photo, other than that we can marvel over mom's sparkly "group therapy" apron with the wine glasses.

What I am trying to point out to you is, you guys, I am not that tan. Seriously, when am I gonna get tan? Not to mention my fear of melanoma. I mean, I work full time, which is more than I can say for Whitey and Vampira, up there. HOW PALE ARE THOSE TWO? I look like I just got back from a cruise to Boca. Which, I don't know how you'd cruise from Greensboro to Boca.

Plus, are we the trio of fake smiles, or what?

That's all I have to say about that.

Also, do you like how I said I was gonna put an Ask June question in every one of my posts last week and then I never did it once? That's me. Reliable June. My word is gold.

All right. I have to go to WORK now. Have I said carp already? Oh! But before I go, it is important I impart this valuable piece of information to you. When I was on the road, I experienced the Nilla Wafer Cakester. Have you had one yet? Oh, mother of pearl, they are good. I would imagine the Oreo Cakester is just as ridiculous. Go get one now. They're good and good for you.

Okay, bye. I missed everyone's blogs for the last five days. Does anyone have any good gossip I should go look at?

31 thoughts on “You haul 16 tons of hair, and what do you get?

  1. Just wanted to tell you the next time you travel through to Michigan, you are welcome to stop in Sylvania OH, just outside Toledo, and take a driving breather. I’ll even stock Cakesters for you.

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  2. I think you hair looks lovely. And? Can I be your mom when I grow up? She is so cute. I love her hair style. I will look like 3 miles of bad road when I reach the age she is currently.
    Where are the other photos? And of Uncle Jim and Aunt Sue. There aren’t any, are there? I blame Sue.

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  3. Welcome back, June. Your hair looks fantastic!
    I don’t do horizontal stripes. They make me feel like I have a neon sign flashing “GET YOUR HUGE BREASTS HERE”.
    The shirt looks great on you, and I love the jewels!

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  4. Now see, KW, there is where you and I differ. I would wear a shirt that literally read, “Get your huge breasts here!”

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  5. Where’s Mom’s jewelry?? Guess she is SOL.
    I got to meet Mom this past weekend…a very gracious hostess. I can honestly say I have never been offered grapes, potato chips and Michelob Ultra in one sitting.
    One more thing to check off the list.

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  6. Having spent years in therapy at the Victoria’s Secret, my huge boobs are very well adjusted and in no need of the extra attention that verbiage or stripes bring. 36 Double Ds do not whisper. They shout, people.
    Y’all all look just darlin’. Especially your mom with her sparkly ta tas and everything.

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  7. Having spent years in therapy at the Victoria’s Secret, my huge boobs are very well adjusted and in no need of the extra attention that verbiage or stripes bring. 36 Double Ds do not whisper. They shout, people.
    Y’all all look just darlin’. Especially your mom with her sparkly ta tas and everything.

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  8. Having spent years in therapy at the Victoria’s Secret, my huge boobs are very well adjusted and in no need of the extra attention that verbiage or stripes bring. 36 Double Ds do not whisper. They shout, people.
    Y’all all look just darlin’. Especially your mom with her sparkly ta tas and everything.

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  9. You sure can tell that Aunt Kathy and your mom are sisters…what a family resemblance. I hope I look that good when I’m that age. Wait, I am that age and don’t look that good.
    And I like your mom’s apron.

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  10. The Oreo Cakesters are even better than the Nilla ones. But don’t waste your time with the 100-calorie packs. Those are 100 calories of chocolate-ish flavored cardboard nasty, is what those are.

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  11. Nilla Wafer Cakesters make me oh so happy. Dip them in a vanilla pudding cup and it’s like having bananna pudding (if you put a bananna in your pudding cup) Yum!

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  12. I am also loving your hair. I used to have big, curly hair and it has gone lame, limp and flat. Just what I wanted back in the 70’s. Today, not so much.
    Totally off topic, my oldest and bestest cat who was so excited to be Tallulah’s brother-in-law when Lula gets herself married off to my Ernest T. Bass, passed away Saturday. This was the saddest day in the last decade. I have cried every day since. I am hoping to get it together soon. And the reason for bringing the whole downer topic: I want to thank you for bringing some brightness to my days. You are doing some good in world, girl! And I thank you for that. Your mama did a good job raising you.

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  13. Glad you’re back home, safe and sound with the ants.
    I have no gossip, so don’t bother reading my blog. My two big lumps of sugar came home from their week at Grand-Sugar’s house, so I will not be posting any more funny comments for a while.
    They tend to suck all the funny out of me and I have nothin’ left for the rest of the world. Maybe I should have flour next time.

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  14. BTW, your hair looks great in Michigan. My hair has been turning itself curly and frizzy and might just give your NC hair a run for its money.
    I have no idea what to do with it.
    Anybody have suggestions?

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  15. Lovin the hair!
    Well lets see Bobby and Cindy broke up then Sally and George got caught almost going all the way up at make-out point. Oh and did I tell you I went to a real Hollywood Premier and got to see Gerard Butler up close and personal and I’m going to be on TEEVEE Friday morning with Steve Santagti?
    Other than that no new gossip

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  16. LisaPie, sorry to hear of your loss. It’s a terrible thing when we lose a family member. I did that not too long ago with my beloved dog, Lady.
    On a happier note? June? You look like you’re in your 20s in that photo! Adorable and healthy and SO cute! Very cute. Michigan was good to you!
    And, of course, I know your Momma and, all of you readers out there? June’s Mom has always been adorable. Always. Cute and petite and so dryly funny.
    And, lastly? Where’s the Obligatory Henry Picture? Hmph.

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  17. And here I’ve been wondering all week why you would meet up with your family from Michigan in Akron, Ohio!! I’m sharp like that.
    I love your hair. That’s coming from the person who has 3 hairs that are limp and lifeless!
    Ask June: what is the proper distinction between Shall and Should?

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  18. Hey June,
    Maybe you have the anti-Michael Jackson disease, where you get darker and darker as you get older.
    Just a thought…

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  19. Women with terminally straight hair (moi)happen to admire your locks. Your mom’s locks don’t seem like yours….from whence come your hair genes? (I’m trying to guess where, on the scale of Don King to Bozo The Clown, your answer will fall.) Do you really visit other peoples blogs??

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  20. Thankfully, when your Aunt Kathy heard about the recession, she took matters into her hands. Armed with more than mere plastic, she has single handedly attacked the lackluster Saginaw economy head on. Yes, the economic recovery has started. Soon Aunt Kathy will retire from shopping for a regular panel spot on some economic discussion on CNBC. (She’s still hoping that Keith Olbermann will notice her…that’ll probably bump Paul McCartney outta the picture).

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  21. Hi June! Wow, I’m going to start blogging right away so that I can post pictures of myself and people will tell me how cute I am. Fabulous! Also, I would give my left foot for your hair.

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