The Fountainhead. Don’t put columns on my building!

Your fearless leader of Mince Words with June is mincing with death, is what she is. She left work at 3:00 and has been in bed in her stunning Delta College Tshirt ever since. Delta College is a community college. Fearless leader June attended said Delta the first year after high school because she graduated … Continue reading The Fountainhead. Don’t put columns on my building!

I’ve never met anyone quite like you before

The other day Marvin tells me my iPod is corrupted, which made me think my iPod met the wrong crowd and started smoking that cocaine, but apparently it just means all your songs go away and you have to put them back on again. Marvin was only too happy to fill my iPod. Let me … Continue reading I’ve never met anyone quite like you before

In which June speaks of nothing and everything

Tallulah is staring at me. Someone is staring at you in Personal Growth. She is in the kitchen, peeking her head around the door. It's unnerving.Okay, turned out she wanted to go outside. That was a terribly disturbing way to go about it, peeping at me like that.Anyway, I was so involved in showing you … Continue reading In which June speaks of nothing and everything

What the blooming bush is going on?

It is a rainy, chilly Saturday here at world of June. Here is my rain hair. I put this picture on Facebook last night with the words to the Cowardly Lion's "Courage" speech. Because what makes the Sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage. This hair is the eighth wonder. And speaking of the strange and terrible, … Continue reading What the blooming bush is going on?

2000 called. Wants its sweater back.

I just threw away my eggplant sweater. I don't mean that it was literally made from eggplants, cause, slimy. I loved that sweater, but it was gettin' ridiculous. Okay, cause first of all, Robbie Krieger from The Doors called and wants his hair back. It's 99% humidity here today. I guess it's time for another … Continue reading 2000 called. Wants its sweater back.

If by “sexy” you mean “I look like Geraldo Rivera”

So I'm sitting there at work, and I feel this...this...Heavenly days in the morning! That isn't a WHISKER, is it?I stampeded to the giant Wicked Queen mirror in my office. (Seriously, you should see that gargantuan thing.) Sure enough, I had this GROWTH coming out of my face. I practically looked like one of my … Continue reading If by “sexy” you mean “I look like Geraldo Rivera”

Bagging on Dooce. Hey, at least I stopped mentioning Casey Chase.

Everyone knows who Dooce is, right? I mean, I feel like an arse even linking to her, as she gets A MILLION hits a month, so who on earth doesn't know her? Okay, just go Google "Dooce" and you'll get right to her, if you don't know her blog. As a recap, Dooce started blogging … Continue reading Bagging on Dooce. Hey, at least I stopped mentioning Casey Chase.

Insert title few people will think is funny here

Yesterday, Marvin and I drove to Winston-Salem to get up with my friend Marianne. Which you already knew if you read yesterday. But two and a half people read me on Saturday, so I am telling you again. Or maybe I am just turning into my grandmother and repeating myself constantly. Did I ever tell … Continue reading Insert title few people will think is funny here

Picture book. Pictures of your June-a, and some of her dog-a, a long time ago.

I've got nothing interesting to blog about today, and if you'll recall, last time that happened I ended up whipping out my I'm Irked columns from high school. Which is never a good sign. Yeah, and you know what else? You know how you're over there reading along, minding your own business, and right up … Continue reading Picture book. Pictures of your June-a, and some of her dog-a, a long time ago.