Hello. Is it me you’re looking for?

I was too busy to post this morning, because I had to get my SHOE out Tallulah's GULLET, but I have the following important data to impart. A) My Bumpit came in the mail from Faithful Reader Shana, so Make June Do It has begun. B) I spent $70 on a hair defrizzing treatment this weekend and I am really really glad Marvin never reads my blog anymore. Anyway, I captured use of the product on film, so get ready. C) Watched the telethon, and Jerry Lewis is as crazy as a bedbug. Talk at you later.

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  1. It was HULK who called Jan a shrew three times, not Steve! But I love the
    part where now Steve is gonna get in trouble for it.
    On Thu, Sep 10, 2009 at 9:56 AM, wrote:

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  2. I do like the way Steve kept remembering the “Evil shrew, thy name is Jan!” bit. At least he is consistent.

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  3. Son of a bumpit. Just found the DVD that was supposed to accompany the actual bumpit thing. You’re either going to have to (gasp) read the directions or look for the ‘Big Hippie Hair Instructional DVD’ on You Tube. Big Hippie Hair. I’m not making that up. It’s what it says on the bumpit DVD.

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  4. Stupid comment not showing up right away…and you would’ve thought I’d copy it and paste it, but no. I retyped it three times.
    Don’t make me angry, Jan…you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…

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  5. I like the part where Hulk’s rant is here three times. Totally leaving it. It’s like he’s gone nuts. Nuts over that shrew Jan.

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  6. JAN!! First you admit a crush on a Jonas, then you stand me up on your visit to MI, and now you are crushing on Married Steve??? OH, THIS IS THE END!! Evil shrew, thy name is Jan…

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  7. JAN!! First you admit a crush on a Jonas, then you stand me up on your visit to MI, and now you are crushing on Married Steve???? OH THIS IS THE END! Evil shrew, thy name is Jan…

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  8. JAN!! You admit a crush on a Jonas, you stand me up on your visit to MI, and now you are flirting with STEVE?!?!? OH THIS IS THE END! Evil shrew, thy name is Jan…

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  9. Wait. Howard was not on vacation? I DIDN’T LISTEN CAUSE I FIGURED HE WAS ON
    VACATION! Oh, the humanity!
    And you know if we do the Funny Thing Steve Said, we will drive him away, as
    we drove J away. But not like how my mother drove Deborah away.
    On Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 6:01 PM, wrote:

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  10. I heard some clips of the telethon on my source of news, The Howard Stern show. OMG, Jerry has gone all Bats in the Bellfry Betty on everyone. The language! He said “erections” on the air. While referring to an erection! I was laughing my booty off.
    Again, Steve is cracking me up over here! Maybe we should have a “Funny Thing Steve Said This Week” side column.

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  11. Jerry, Jerry Jerry…hmmmm reminds when he was just a “whip” of a guy, back in the day. Does he really think he can “Bob Saget” and be funny. So right about the kids. His wife loves to travel (I used to work in a hotel)with a the Louis V doggie luggage and weird fluffy barky dogs inside. I just remember, “Jerry, where is the elevator?”
    Its about the kids…. OMG did you see Charo?

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  12. Carla,
    I know this is going to be shocking information, but I do not know HOW to
    enable comments on Disease a la Mode. Is everyone sick of how I don’t know
    computer things?
    On Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 4:05 PM, wrote:

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  13. By the way, why can’t we comment on your “Disease à la mode” page? I mean, a hole in your mouth with a nest of spiders??? There’s a lot that could be said about that.

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  14. I can see it in your eyes
    I can see it in your smile
    You’re all I’ve ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
    ‘Cause you know just what to say
    And you know just what to do
    And I want to tell you so much, I love you …
    OK, before anyone thinks I’m a crazy stalker, I’m just continuing on with the Lionel Richie lyrics that in the title of this posting.

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  15. I wonder if you got two bumpits if you could enhance the upper girly parts? Not that YOU need to or me for that matter but there are some of those out there who you know need a sanwhich and some girly parts…

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  16. I have to say some of the language coming from Jerry was a surprise! I wanted to call in just to tell someone to remind jerry that he’s on TV for the children!

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  17. Poor Jerry. At 84, he definitely doesn’t have all of his marbles. I think at one point they woke him up from a nap and he let the “G.D.” phrase fly about something. His speech is definitely peppered with interesting words and phrases! Very colorful. If I make it to 84, I hope to be old and irritable and make people put up with whatever say because I am old. Isn’t that a fantastic goal?

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  18. I just remembered that Beth very much liked your hair in your picture this weekend with Henry running over your keyboard. Therefore, I assume that some defrizz and Chi took place as opposed to time spent going to “South America”.

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  19. My recollections of the winning Make June Do It challenges make me wonder why you have do defrizz “it” before you waxed “it”. I am looking forward to the video, though I think Beth has blocked those on our computer now. No Jiffy Pop Ups.

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