I’m Talky June, and I don’t think I like cell phones

Why do I forget that my mother's computer was first used by Methuselah? I thought I'd be clever and put Tallulah's picture on as their wallpaper, which will be funny because they won't know how to change it, so I hit "Set as wallpaper" and the computer said: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhh" for 109 minutes. I hate it … Continue reading I’m Talky June, and I don’t think I like cell phones

“I dated June. I also made her wait for this post.”

(At long last, one of my ex-boyfriends has written his scathing expose on what it was like to date me. I picked him to write this because he's an actual writer in real life, and also he is unmarried, so I figured no one would be mad if he wrote this. I mean, other than … Continue reading “I dated June. I also made her wait for this post.”

An evening in which Carpool Queen touched my bra

First of all, thank you everyone who tried to make me less cranky yesterday. Who knew being a Crabby Appleton could garner so many comments? It's kind of like when I was a waitress; if I was my normal irked self my tips were way better than when I feigned that I was helpful and … Continue reading An evening in which Carpool Queen touched my bra

Bitey Dog

Lula wear pink ribbon. I nice.Okay, so, my dog bit me yesterday.I wasn't gonna tell you, because I knew someone out there would say, "PIT BULL! SHE'S ONE-THIRD PIT BULL! EVILLLLLL PIT BULLLLLS!"Just like that. That's just how you'd say it.And she's one-third American Staffordshire terrier, which technically isn't Pit, but whatever. Girlfriend bit me. … Continue reading Bitey Dog

Drama

Quit my job. Will be here probably 30 days unless they kick me out early. More later, but not much more. Don't want to trash this place. Unseemly to criticize the place that's clothed and fed you for a year and a half.