I think Jessica Simpson is a big fan of wave particle duality

Yesterday was cold, so during our walk I made Tallulah wear her sweater. Talu humiliate.Actually, she didn't seem to mind. Until we walked past a bunch of other dogs whose parents didn't make them wear sweaters like a bunch of pansies. Normally she jumps and wags her tail and engages with those dogs, but yesterday … Continue reading I think Jessica Simpson is a big fan of wave particle duality

No room at the inn or at the grocery store

Henry is looking out the window again, chittering his teefs at birds.  He is truly unconcerned with the shape of my blinds. Which is fine because I CANNOT WAIT to get a cute curtain there. Do you think Santa brought me a cute curtain? Aaaannnnd cue the part where my mother leaps off her roof, … Continue reading No room at the inn or at the grocery store

The one where June makes fun of her groceries

Yesterday, I was supposed to receive a statistics textbook to proofread, which may lead to you wonder, HOW MANY EFFING STATISTICS TEXTBOOKS ARE THERE IN THE WORLD? And why do they all need proofreading? And I cannot answer those questions. All I can say is I'm not complaining. About that, anyway. I would like to … Continue reading The one where June makes fun of her groceries

June, who looks a little like Dame Edna, sends her holiday regards

  Nothing says happy holidays like an orange "please rescue our pets other than that black-and-white-one in the back room" sticker. I'm in the middle of proofreading a deposition, and all I can think of is all of you who took my survey the other day, who said, "I get so sad when I look … Continue reading June, who looks a little like Dame Edna, sends her holiday regards

Lesbian Blitzen (This title is only funny if you read the comments regularly. I’m telling you, read the dang comments.)

Your faithful blogger June has just returned, and I mean just, as in I still have my coat on. But perhaps that's because Marvin insists on turning off the heat altogether when we leave the house, and it kind of kills me that he's so cheap about heat, when he continues to leave every light … Continue reading Lesbian Blitzen (This title is only funny if you read the comments regularly. I’m telling you, read the dang comments.)

If sleigh bells were ringing, really, how could you NOT listen?

Ooo, we're supposed to get a big storm today or tomorrow! I'm so upcited! It never snows here, you know. This is my third winter here and it'll be the third time it's snowed. I have nowhere to go except to the FedEx box (pay UP already, FedEx) to drop off yet another book back … Continue reading If sleigh bells were ringing, really, how could you NOT listen?

Ode to Joy. I love that furniture polish.

Just because I didn't show you a picture of yesterday's Christmas mug doesn't mean I didn't TAKE a picture of yesterday's coffee mug. Francis despise you. And your caffeine addiction. Henry was obsessively fetching his magenta mouse, as per usual, and also, what looks better with a red mug than an enormous old cranky black … Continue reading Ode to Joy. I love that furniture polish.

June posts your good deeds. A task that took her three hours. But this is not about June…

This post is so huge I'm not even gonna show you Christmas coffee mug of the day. I know, right!? But I gathered all your holiday good deeds and listed them here, which might even be better than looking at my mug. I hope I didn't leave anyone out. You guys rock. I have the … Continue reading June posts your good deeds. A task that took her three hours. But this is not about June…

I want you to know. I will NEVER be organized about my blog topics

First and foremost, here is my Christmas mug of the day. Du jour of the day. When I waitressed, I used to love it when people asked what the soup du jour of the day was. I never felt superior or anything. It's hard to feel superior in a brown polyester dress that zips up … Continue reading I want you to know. I will NEVER be organized about my blog topics

I must be brief. Not boxers. Or even boxer briefs.

Your close personal pal June is worky today. Yes, on Saturday. I know you feel sorry for me. When I wasn't working yesterday, I was reading our book club book, Serena, by Ron Rash. I am obsessed! It's such a good book! Click on Mince Words with June over on the right to get the … Continue reading I must be brief. Not boxers. Or even boxer briefs.