June sells out

Apparently, the famous Nester already let the cat out of the bag–and as a matter of fact yes I AM selling a bag.

Your pal June is selling Bye Bye, Pie crap on this site. I didn't tell you about it because I wasn't pleased with everything yet, and wanted to change up a few things, but once that Nester–who gets 9 million seven hundred views a minute–starts saying stuff, that ship has sailed.

Basic T
You got your basic white Bye Bye, Pie t shirt.

Cherries
You got a dark t shirt with cherries on it…which comes in other colors, too. Not the cherries, the shirt.

Myfave
Of course there's a pink shirt. What? (This comes in light blue and kind of a beige-y, too)

Longsleeve
Too cold for short sleeves? Why, the Bye Bye Pie shirts comes in various long-sleeve styles as well! Comes in a man's style, too. (Does anyone remember those commericals for the Blue Star counterfeit diamond ring? "Comes in a man's style, too!" And there was this facial-haired '80s guy with his pinky ring and his football? Sadly, I am not selling that. I would if I could.)

So, there are many, MANY varieties of t shirt, because apparently Marvin was obsessed, as he was my designer. Yes, Designs by Marvin. But there are also cups!

Cup
They say, "I drink from my everyday mug every day," and do I have any idea why Cafe Press won't let me show you the FRONT of the cup? Oh, I tried to show you the front. I did. Anyway. There are large and small cups.

Henry
There are also Team Lula pins and Team Henry magnets. Now, see, here's where I wasn't done yet. Because why hasn't Designs by Marvin created Team Francis pins and such? Maybe Cafe Press only lets you offer one pin and one magnet at a time. I don't know. I can't call Designs by Marvin because he is busy doing Teaching by Marvin.

Anyway, here is the link again if you want to buy crap from June. And they have a 100% guarantee, so if you get this fine merch and it sucks, you can return it. And also, please tell me, because if it sucks, I will use a different vendor. Or Designs by Marvin will.

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

49 thoughts on “June sells out”

  1. Oh, I love it! I will get the cup next month, as we are completely brokedy broke this month. I don’t know why the design on the cup is not shown completely, looks like they put it on the back or something.
    Great job on the shirts too! I am so excited for you, I hope a lot of people buy your stuff!

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  2. I will definitely be buying a mug very soon. I’m beginning to question my reading comprehension because I read Nester everyday and don’t remember her letting the cat out of the bag.
    I finished Serena today. I, too, read the book in 24 hours. That was an amazing book! I have to say that I think Serena would have still been a murderess if her baby hadn’t died; it was her idea to off the business partners and that was pre-baby. I ordered The Help yesterday on Amazon and it should be in tomorrow, I can’t wait to start reading that one.

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  3. Lindy, someone commented on THIS blog that Nester told her
    I was selling stuff. I dont think she put it on her blog, but if shes telling mutual readers I thought I should bring it up, too.

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  4. I’m going to buy one of the big mugs! I always read your blog while drinking my morning coffee, so why not drink it out of a bye, bye mug!
    I also wanted to say that I finally went back and read all your entries for bye, bye, pie! I think I was a little too absorbed in them! I found myself saying ding-dang in conversation! Very entertaining! I love your blog!

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  5. For fifteen bucks that ding-dang mug better sing “Nights On Broadway” to me… everymorning.

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  6. I just did some quick research…Junie’s mugs are not overpriced.
    In a related topic I just bought forty bucks worth of Rose Bowl can coozies and a Cleveland Indians lunchbox.

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  7. I am getting myself a big coffee cup, because I loves me some wakeup crack in the morning and also for that afternoon slump. I think the t in pink is also on my shopping list.
    I’ve been a little crazy busy to comment, but I can not WAIT for Hulk the model pictures to appear.
    Let us know if any more June stuff is invented by Marvin.

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  8. Yay! I ordered me a great big everyday mug to drink my ding dang coffee in every day. all day. morning, noon and night. I LOOVE me my coffee.

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  9. Awesome! My Mum bought me 2 DVDs I already had so is giving me some cash instead next week. It is so going on the big everyday/every day mug. Cafe Press looks fine but I think maybe you should offer them your proofing services. See the “shipping” section in particular.

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  10. Oh, I’m getting the big mug. Are we all supposed to send you pictures of ourselves using the stuff when we get it?

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  11. I ordered a regular-sized mug for my pens/pencils at work. I notice other vendors had thongs, June. Why no Bye Bye Pie thongs?

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  12. I ordered a regular-sized mug for my pens/pencils at work. I notice other vendors had thongs, June. Why no Bye Bye Pie thongs?

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  13. I ordered a regular-sized mug for my pens/pencils at work. I notice other vendors had thongs, June. Why no Bye Bye Pie thongs?

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  14. Bye Bye Pie thongs with Bye Bye Pie spelled out in rhinestones. And Hulk should model them at the mall.
    I will be buying a mug and possibly a t-shirt.
    I am a little sad that you are now moving into Dooce waters and before long there will 2,345,433 comments on each post, you will force Talu to sit for photos with things balanced on her head, you will write several books and be on Dr. Phil. I’ll send you a note one day and you will have your assistant, Marvin, send out the standard “Thanks for reading! Love you! June” note. Oh, June. I hardly knew you. 😉

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  15. I need an “everyday” mug!!! NEED ONE. I just noticed the other night that my kids’ Johnson&Johnson (I thought they’d KNOW BETTER) baby wash says it’s gentle enough to use everyday. Can’t J&J afford an editor? I won’t even mention their heiress, because that would be rude.
    Will Hulk model the man-style t-shirt?

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  16. Will Marvin be quitting his day job soon to become Mr. June, a la Mr. Dooce? I’m with Jan, I live in fear that one day there will be 6000 comments on the blog and I will once again be afraid to post. I’m conflicted, though, because I certainly think June deserves fame and fortune. I love the men’s t-shirt in military green; it really makes the header look cool. I’m glad to not see any cap sleeves, and doubly glad there is a large option for the mugs.
    For your next venture, maybe you could make a “June Cooks” cookbook a la Pioneer Woman. I’d love to see those recipes. (That’s a la twice in one post, maybe I am exploring my French roots?)

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  17. I ordered two large mugs. Steve thinks one of them is for him.

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  18. I ordered two large mugs. Steve thinks one of them is for him.

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  19. I ordered two large mugs. Steve thinks one of them is for him.

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  20. Very cool. Marvin is quite talented. Most musicians get a clothing line these days.
    If you do get famous like Dooce don’t go all weird and remodel your bathroom in 14 different styles.

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  21. Thanks for including a long-sleeved option in your collection. Some of us aren’t from Michigan and are freezing every day. (See how I spelled that correctly? Knew you’d be proud.)

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  22. It’s a big ol’ mug for me! Love that your are doing this but please, for the love of God, do not become so big that you forget the little people (like me) who have followed since the beginning and love you more than our luggage.

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  23. OMGoodness! I am so excited! Sissy Jan? You have a birthday coming up in February. NO SHOPPING FOR YOU until after your birthday. Why oh why couldn’t this have come to light before Christmas?
    I am thrilled about the long sleeved t shirt. Kudos to Marvin for excellent design work. And the bag? Crap, it’s cute!
    We’re on a new budget for 2010. How will I explain to my coupon weilding money hoarding husband I need a couple grand for Bye Bye Pie items? Hmmm?

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  24. don’tcha wanna put your URL on it so people who see the “merch” know what the HELL Bye Bye, Pie is?

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