Apparently, the famous Nester already let the cat out of the bag–and as a matter of fact yes I AM selling a bag.
Your pal June is selling Bye Bye, Pie crap on this site. I didn't tell you about it because I wasn't pleased with everything yet, and wanted to change up a few things, but once that Nester–who gets 9 million seven hundred views a minute–starts saying stuff, that ship has sailed.
Too cold for short sleeves? Why, the Bye Bye Pie shirts comes in various long-sleeve styles as well! Comes in a man's style, too. (Does anyone remember those commericals for the Blue Star counterfeit diamond ring? "Comes in a man's style, too!" And there was this facial-haired '80s guy with his pinky ring and his football? Sadly, I am not selling that. I would if I could.)
So, there are many, MANY varieties of t shirt, because apparently Marvin was obsessed, as he was my designer. Yes, Designs by Marvin. But there are also cups!
They say, "I drink from my everyday mug every day," and do I have any idea why Cafe Press won't let me show you the FRONT of the cup? Oh, I tried to show you the front. I did. Anyway. There are large and small cups.
There are also Team Lula pins and Team Henry magnets. Now, see, here's where I wasn't done yet. Because why hasn't Designs by Marvin created Team Francis pins and such? Maybe Cafe Press only lets you offer one pin and one magnet at a time. I don't know. I can't call Designs by Marvin because he is busy doing Teaching by Marvin.
Anyway, here is the link again if you want to buy crap from June. And they have a 100% guarantee, so if you get this fine merch and it sucks, you can return it. And also, please tell me, because if it sucks, I will use a different vendor. Or Designs by Marvin will.