June's stupid life · Times I Amused My Own Self

How we write this blog? We has no thumb.

Wherebighairgo

Henry: Where Big Hair go?

Winston: She go out to find adventure. She stay one more day in house not working, she jump off roof. It ranch house. She jump off roof, she only break ankle. That not adventure.

Henry: …So Big Hair gone all day?

Winston: Think so.

Raiseyourgoathigh

Henry: Par-tayyyyyy!

57 thoughts on “How we write this blog? We has no thumb.

  1. Furry, I don’t think that there is enough room in your anxiety closet for the penguin. Thankfully, with all the weight you have lost, and what with your being down below 20 pounds and near your birth weight, there will be room for him to stay in your underwear. For now. Just see that he is gone by the time I get home. And tell him to take the fish sandwich with him.

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  2. So…changing the subject. I dreamed last night that we were at a party together and you had very short, very straight, very manly hair. And Carpoolqueen was there too and she sidled up to me and whispered, “Disappointing, isn’t it? And didn’t I tell you she is WAY older than Marvin?!” And I realized it was true. In fact, you looked very much like Ernest Borgnine. I am very relieved to see in your post that Henry still refers to you as “Big Hair” so all is right with the world.

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  3. First, my kids have been reading Bad Cats for the last few days, and if ever there was a picture begging for a bad cats caption, it would be that picture of Hen. I wish I were creative enough to think of a good one.
    Next, I am the proud owner of a t-shirt of Bill the Cat, signed by Berke Breathed about 20 years ago, on which I had him write “He died of acne”. When I asked BB to write that, he hesitated before he did it, because by then he knew he was going to resurrect Bill thru dna doohickies. But he wrote it anyway, leaving me to find out my t-shirt was outdated by reading the comics. Bloom County, Outland, Opus, I loved them all.

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  4. Dawn, you must reeeeaaaaally need your husband to come back for a visit if you are excited about Hulk in Opus’ underwear…

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  5. Next time invite me, because my humans are about to leave for the day. I don’t think they would try jumping off the house, it’s too high and neither of them like that second story height.
    Oscar Snuggles, King of Tidewater

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  6. That’s right, Furry. Good call. Should have been named Ohio J. Frog tho…
    Now I’M off to find me a stuffed “Opus”, in his underwear…

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  7. Sadie and Koty say: “Hen-Hen, Winnie, come visit us! We have rats the size of Francis here! They fun to hunt! Crazy blond lady gone during day, too, we party together! We can go back yard and lay in snow! Bark at squirrel. Fun times!”

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  8. I need to get one of those pet-cams to see what my critters do when I am not home. You just know one of them is a secret bully and I would probably be shocked to find out which one it is.
    Ok, first I thought Dawn up the road in Austin had already beat everyone as commenter of the day, then Steve, Hulk and Terra jumped in with both feet.
    But no, it’s Furry Godmother coming around the corner and up the home stretch and blowing everyone else out of the water! You go, Furry!
    I am just going to keep laughing and snorting hot tea out my nose all over my brand new computer!

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  9. Well I’m blaming Shelley, who’s blaming Hulk, who’s blaming June for having “Ragtime Gal”, lyrics stuck in my head all day. I always felt sorry for the poor schmuck that got suckered by that frog.
    So drinking today? We should coordinate our tv shows and making a drinking game out of them. Like a certain word or gesture and bingo, have to drink! Am I to eager at 10:52 am?

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  10. Itinerary 1/22/10
    8:07-9:14 – Nap on In Box
    9:14- Rush hysterically into dining room because Winston let you oversleep and you are LATE!
    9:15-9:17- Lick privates
    9:18-10:33- Nap in sunshine after chittering for 2.3 seconds at birds outside window
    10:34-11:35 Prank calls to local vet
    11:36- Break into frig and find NOTHING TO EAT BECAUSE THESE FREAKS ARE DING DANG VEGETARIANS!
    12:03- Pee discretely behind couch in revenge
    12:04- Nap on pink chaise despite Francis’ hateful stares
    12:05- Get your ass beat down by Francis…
    ETC…
    They are going to have quite a full day without you, June. I hope you get home before 2:12. That’s when they break into your sparkly pink make up box and tart each other up like drag queens.

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  11. Itinerary 1/22/10
    8:07-9:14 – Nap on In Box
    9:14- Rush hysterically into dining room because Winston let you oversleep and you are LATE!
    9:15-9:17- Lick privates
    9:18-10:33- Nap in sunshine after chittering for 2.3 seconds at birds outside window
    10:34-11:35 Prank calls to local vet
    11:36- Break into frig and find NOTHING TO EAT BECAUSE THESE FREAKS ARE DING DANG VEGETARIANS!
    12:03- Pee discretely behind couch in revenge
    12:04- Nap on pink chaise despite Francis’ hateful stares
    12:05- Get your ass beat down by Francis…
    ETC…
    They are going to have quite a full day without you, June. I hope you get home before 2:12. That’s when they break into your sparkly pink make up box and tart each other up like drag queens.

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  12. Itinerary 1/22/10
    8:07-9:14 – Nap on In Box
    9:14- Rush hysterically into dining room because Winston let you oversleep and you are LATE!
    9:15-9:17- Lick privates
    9:18-10:33- Nap in sunshine after chittering for 2.3 seconds at birds outside window
    10:34-11:35 Prank calls to local vet
    11:36- Break into frig and find NOTHING TO EAT BECAUSE THESE FREAKS ARE DING DANG VEGETARIANS!
    12:03- Pee discretely behind couch in revenge
    12:04- Nap on pink chaise despite Francis’ hateful stares
    12:05- Get your ass beat down by Francis…
    ETC…
    They are going to have quite a full day without you, June. I hope you get home before 2:12. That’s when they break into your sparkly pink make up box and tart each other up like drag queens.

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  13. Scouring for plane tickets to Austin right now. Who is with us-road trip to Austin or Carolina?

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  14. I have no idea why I am picturing Tonto now but dang ifin them cats don’t channel some Tonto when they post. I think it was the “Big Hair” that did me in. Thanks for the giggles!

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  15. Do you think aside from partying while you are gone as a form of rebellion, they also make grammatical errors just to bug you ’cause you’re a proofreader?

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  16. We humans who answer to four-footed management are all well-aware that we are only allowed to hang around because we have the thumbs AND the can openers. Like Woody Allen once observed, we are monkeys with car keys.
    Let the weekend begin early. Buy me a drink and I’ll sing you a song. Wait for me, Steve.

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  17. I guess I need to do some speed writing, so you can keep an eye on those party animals while you’re proofing my book.
    And Henry does look like Bill the Cat there.

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  18. Bill the Cat-Oh, Beth, that was the best cartoon EVER!!! Aaaack! Thpppfffttt!
    Opus, Milo, Steve…man that was an AWESOME strip!
    Ya know Junie, if your critters can talk and write, you may not in fact ever need to work again. Unless they are like that frog in that Bugs Bunny cartoon that only does it in front of his owner…

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  19. Beth is off to work, son off to school, and I have a 3 day weekend. I am trying to decide whether to party with Henri or Dawn….

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  20. Count me in! What do you think Francis had to say about the partying? I am sure he is NOT AMUSED…….!!!

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