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Okay, wait, what? Sandra Bullock's husband really slept with someone else? Y'all know I am off celebrity gossip. I had not heard of this until it was on my CNN page. WHO did he think he was gonna find who better than SANDRA BULLOCK? Sandra Bullock, who not only is beautiful, she rescues three-legged dogs?

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  1. My husband is devastated that his girl has been cheated on. My personal motto is “Never Marry a Dude Who Used to be Married to a Porn Star,” but that’s just me.
    Am DYING over Paula H&B’s dooce comment.

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  2. Yeah, I was really pissed about this all day yesterday and I took it out on the men at work with scathing looks and “disgusting men” remarks. I know they ALL aren’t bad but it just seems like sometimes all men want is a sandwich and someplace to stick their dick! Poor Sandra…

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  3. Jesse James was on Celebrity Apprentice a few months ago. He wore a plaid flannel shirt and jeans the whole time.
    Donald Trump once asked him if he used deodorant. Jesse said no. Donald said, sniffing, “I can tell”.
    I guess he smells as bad as he looks.

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  4. Wait. Sandra Bullock is available?
    PS: I already knew. Because I? Am not off of celebrity news. But I heart using your line, oh, so much.

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  5. Hey thanks everyone! I just got home and saw the love y’all left for me. I know I’m not white trailer park trash. (That would be Talu.)
    Just making a point, I guess. Just because someone is married previously, once, twice or thrice doesn’t mean they can’t get it right the next time.
    Furry and Terra are a very good example!

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  6. How about the mom from ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Beetlejuice’…she’s nuts, just like Junie.
    Thanks, Fawn Amber! My crush continues…
    How many layers of skin do you have on your nose? ‘Cause I’ve lost like 43 since I’ve been back…

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  7. *More Breaking News*…Sandra decided against borrowing Elin Woods’ 9 iron. She’s going to let Betty White kick Jesse’s ass instead.

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  8. Kristin Chenoweth perfect as June. She can really deliver the snappy one liners. I picture Marvin with more of a Mike Meyers kind of energy.
    My friend went to high school with Sandra Bullock and says she was super nice and fun in real life. JJ never struck me as smart enough to keep up with Sandra. Plus, ick, skank.

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  9. Hey! Some of us moron-looking guys are nice…
    I can’t think of any young actress cranky enough to play June in the Bye Bye Pie movie…maybe Bea Arthur? Oh shit, she’s dead…
    Jerry Seinfeld could play Marvin. And he’s Jewish.

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  10. Fawn Amber, they were in NW Arkansas last weekend. She was speaking at the big Wal-Mart meeting on Saturday. By the way, I’m from Little Rock. Small world!
    Duffy, you are the best and we all love you. That is all.

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  11. Frankly, he knew he wasn’t worthy of her devoted faith in him. Hence the tatoo’d trailer trash stripper. Once a low-self esteemed weenie, always a low-self esteemed weenie. I am broken hearted for her that this is the best of times (Oscar) and the worst of times, all in the spanse of ONE WEEK. So.Not.Fair.

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  12. Elin Woods. Sandra Bullock. Eliabeth Hurley. Fergie. Jennifer Anniston. Reese Witherspoon.
    We’re fed a crock that if we look a certain way, life will be wonderful. But even beautiful women get their hearts broken.
    Just sign me Bitter but Wiser Now in Baltimore.

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  13. Oh, I love Sandra so much, I feel so bad for her. I really wanted it to work between them for exactly the reason June just mentioned — she waited so long to get married, she was in a lot of long-term relationships but she didn’t marry any of those guys, and I think I recall reading an interview with her (pre-Jesse James) where she said that she didn’t think she’d ever get married, because she hadn’t ever felt that she trusted any guy enough to commit like that. Oh, this breaks my heart.
    Also, side note, I didn’t know Kate Winslet and her man split. It’s like, the Lead Actress Oscar Curse.

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  14. *Breaking News*…Sandra Bullock just borrowed Elin Woods’ 9 iron.
    LOVE Sandra!!!!! Jesse is a supreme DUMBASS!!

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  15. Duffy, you are worthy. That tattooed biker asshole is the jerk here. Who shits on America’s Sweetheart? I ASK YOU?

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  16. Duffy, you are worthy. That tattooed biker asshole is the jerk here. Who shits on America’s Sweetheart? I ASK YOU?

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  17. Duffy, you are worthy. That tattooed biker asshole is the jerk here. Who shits on America’s Sweetheart? I ASK YOU?

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  18. Yeah, I think there is a difference the character of someone who has been married to a porn star previously and someone who has simply been married before.
     
    Although I was even thinking about that last night. Sandra Bullock waited a LONG time to get married. She must have thought this through, and she must have thought, okay, this guy used to be one way, with this strippers and his porn stars and such and now he is a a new man. She must have really believed it. Because she waited FORTY YEARS to get married. Oh, this is terrible for her.

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  19. The news said it was an eleven month affair. This has not been a fling people. I’m so very disappointed.
    And to a comment made last night, there is no hope left for me since I have been married previously and more than once. I guess this also means I am of questionable character.
    I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy.

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  20. Sandra Bullock was in Arkansas?? How did that not make local news?? (I’m in Little Rock).
    I was thinking the same thing – if a gorgeous, smart, cool chick like Sandra isn’t enough to keep a man from straying, there must be no hope for the rest of us. Good grief. And after she was so sweet to him in her speech, too. I just want to punch him in the teeth. Good thing I didn’t run into them at Bonefish.

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  21. My brother knows JJ.. being of the hot rod folk and all.. worked with him on and off, last time being January down in Austin. From what I hear, he’s a total douche in real life..so I’m really not surprised. I feel bad for her.. she just seems so nice.
    I’d ask him if he knows any details, but I’m currently not speaking to him, so….

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  22. I actually saw Sandra and the dirtbag last weekend…in Arkansas! We went to Bonefish Grill and they were eating there. We finally got to see them when they were leaving. She looked so cute and he had on an oversized flannel shirt and jeans. I know you are in Arkansas and all, Jesse, but we don’t even dress like that.

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  23. I’m usually not into celebrity gossip but this ruined my day! They seemed so real and dedicated to each other. Humph. Jerk.

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  24. This is totally new news to me. If someone is going to cheat on Sandra Amazingly Beautiful Bullock, what hope is there for the rest of us? (Btw, I finally remembered to add your blog to my Google Reader, yay me!)

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  25. How about Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley? She’s pretty darn gorgeous and wonderful, too and he went off with a hooker he didn’t need to cuddle after.
    I’m loving this comment: OH, can you just imagine what it’s like in the Dooce house over this Pioneer Woman movie? She must be foaming at the mouth, screaming “I’m gonna cut a bitch, y’all,” and balancing her switchblade on Chuck’s head.
    LOLOLOLOL!

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  26. I saw on the Barbara Walter’s Special that Sandra Bullock used to seriously date Matthew Mc…. however you spell his name. I just want to say that he is way hotter than her “husband”. Also though, if her husband used to be married to a porn star, what is up with Sandra? This makes me sad. We do not really know, ever, what goes on with other people. Sandra was a People’s Choice. It’s too bad that that alluslion has been taken from us. I wish her well. Dump that asshole.

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  27. So sad for Sandra. I will say though the news broke here, at BBP, for me, not the regular ol’ drudge.
    Loved the Dooce comment. A movie about PW? Really? really? Yeah, I’m over it.

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  28. Pioneer Woman is only fascinating (IMHO of course) to the media because her inlaws are uber wealthy.
    Someone once gave me a ton of links about their family w/horses (like buying 100k horse), awards they give out, awards they receive, treating the “locals” like crap. It was interesting.
    I wonder which “version” of Pioneer Woman we’ll see portrayed.

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  29. Hi June- I found you through Nester. I have spent the last 45 minutes reading through your posts, and I can’t decide what is funnier- you or your reader comments!
    I am still chuckling over Paula’s Dooce comment!
    I am so glad to have found you!:-)

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  30. Why must he turn out to be a jerk? Couldn’t some moron-looking guy for once be nice? She deserves so much better and I am doubly mad that he’s stolen her Oscar joy.

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  31. Infidelity is always tragic. But you look at a guy with his track record – wasn’t Sandra his third marriage – and how can you be surprised. Wondering if his “acting out” was his way of getting attention after her big Oscar win?
    And I started laying money on it ending when she made the cover of People on their first anniversary “Secrets of a Happy Marriage”. After a year! Hollywood’s timeline for successful marriages keeps getting shorter.

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  32. I was always pulling for them. Love me a handsome bad boy. She’s such a wholesome, girl next door type. They balanced each other out.
    Too bad he had to think with his nixon.

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  33. What a dope! Sandra is such an amazing person, she loves his daughter enough to fight for custody and he pulls something like this…he needs a good hard kick in the arse.

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  34. And isn’t it a little weird that PW is getting a movie? Don’t we usually save movies about people’s lives that we don’t know much about? Not someone who blogs every single day about every aspect of her life? Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a good dose of PW, but it’s like when someone makes a film and while it’s being premiered someone buys the rights to make it again. We can’t let some time pass?

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  35. I was SO bummed to hear about Sandra and Jesse. I love Sandra Bullock.
    I used to see Wife #2 (the porn star) almost every day because her son went to middle school with my son. I knew that marriage was over when she went from driving a big-ass tricked-out Hummer H2 to a used Jeep.

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  36. Ugh, I’m with you, Lisa. I just wasted a good portion of my working afternoon on CNN, which lead me to People. But the porn star Jesse was with was a total skank, so it doesn’t REALLY surprise me…but I was hoping this wouldn’t happen. Sandra is so hot.

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  37. Paula H&B, I am WHEEZING! Yeah, that bitch and I do mean bitch is beating Jon down. I hope Chuck and Coco and the kids run for cover.
    I read this yesterday in the Huffington Post and I was nothing but sad. They seemed real for a celebrity couple. What a slime ball. Poor girl. Every time she looks at her Oscar she’s gonna think of this.

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  38. I AM supposed to be working. Please stop with the gossip. I just spent the last ten minutes googling Jesse James, Sandra Bullock and tattoed porn stars. Then I had to look up the Pioneer Woman movie thing, then I had to think about who should play June, (Bonnie Hunt-no question). AND then I had to comment. Jeesh, no regard, just no regard for my borderline ADHD.
    Smiles,
    Lisa

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  39. OH, can you just imagine what it’s like in the Dooce house over this Pioneer Woman movie? She must be foaming at the mouth, screaming “I’m gonna cut a bitch, y’all,” and balancing her switchblade on Chuck’s head.

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  40. OH, can you just imagine what it’s like in the Dooce house over this Pioneer Woman movie? She must be foaming at the mouth, screaming “I’m gonna cut a bitch, y’all,” and balancing her switchblade on Chuck’s head.

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  41. OH, can you just imagine what it’s like in the Dooce house over this Pioneer Woman movie? She must be foaming at the mouth, screaming “I’m gonna cut a bitch, y’all,” and balancing her switchblade on Chuck’s head.

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  42. I was sad about this all day. Now I’m just mad. That ASSface.
    Pioneer Woman is getting a movie? That is beyond ridiculous. BEYOND. RIDICULOUS.
    I don’t know Honey Bunny. OH RELAX, I will GOOGLE her.

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  43. I was sad about this all day. Now I’m just mad. That ASSface.
    Pioneer Woman is getting a movie? That is beyond ridiculous. BEYOND. RIDICULOUS.
    I don’t know Honey Bunny. OH RELAX, I will GOOGLE her.

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  44. I was sad about this all day. Now I’m just mad. That ASSface.
    Pioneer Woman is getting a movie? That is beyond ridiculous. BEYOND. RIDICULOUS.
    I don’t know Honey Bunny. OH RELAX, I will GOOGLE her.

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  45. Maybe we could set Sandra up with Hulk?
    What a jerk that Jesse James is. He ain’t nothin special, neither.
    Especially pissy after her acceptance speech at the Oscars. She was so sweet to him.
    Cretin.

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  46. I am appalled!! I remember something about how she was working with him to get custody of HIS kids from the aforementioned porn star ex-wife. Seriously, she is infinitesimally better than he is…she needs to find a nice boy from Austin or something, no more Hollywood DB’s.

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  47. I saw that last night on E news (you need to tune in every night at 6 pm to E news for all the information about people you’ll never know! 🙂 — I don’t know if it’s been confirmed has it?
    Maybe they could make your character into a cartoon. That would be fun now wouldn’t it? 😀 {ducks}

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  48. Yeah, I read the same rumor on another blog.
    I always like him but I’m not sure he is to be trusted as far as his wandering eye is concerned. I mean, for Pete’s sake, he was married to a sketchy stripper. It’s not all that surprising. What’s surprising is how Sandra Bullock got together with him in the first place.

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  49. I just found out too, I so hope it is not true. How can you cheat on her? I always thought they were such a good couple, but then I found out he used to be married to a pornstar or whatever, so obviously he has issues. What a jerk. Cheating on Sandra, jerk.

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  50. This is slightly OT, but June’s comment about annoying actresses made me remember that Christina Ricci is freaked out by HOUSEPLANTS. She finds them disgusting and they make her skin crawl. Weird.

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  51. Furry G, you crack me up with your “inkier than a squid”. Now I am going to have to figure out a way to work that in daily conversation.
    No, Honey Bunny will not do. We’ll have to come up with someone else.

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  52. Pioneer Woman is getting a MOVIE about herself? Holy bees! Reese Witherspoon is a good choice.
    There is no actress annoying enough to play me. What about that really weird actress who played Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction?

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  53. Have you seen the photos of the tattooed hussy he had the affair with? Yuck!
    Also, Pioneer Woman had a movie optioned starring Reese Witherspoon. I want a Bye Bye Pie movie! Who would play June and Marvin? Could Talu play herself?

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  54. Oh, I’ve been in a dither over this all day. I cannot believe it. I’m so upset and disappointed in Jesse James. I am too emotionally involved with celebrities.

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