Okay, just one more Uncle Jim story and then I will stop.
For awhile there, my uncle had to have physical therapists come to his house. While my saintly Aunt Sue talked to said therapists, Uncle Jim sat behind her and mouthed, "HELP ME! SHE'S ABUSING ME!"
Who got a big kick out of himself? Was it Uncle Jim?
How they knew he was kidding and did not haul poor Aunt Sue off to jail is beyond me.
Anyway, the following photos were a big hit on Facebook yesterday so I will put them up for you. Whoever planted the azalea bushes in my yard was either color blind or really garish. I currently have an explosion of hot pink and orange going on that is not to be believed.
I kind of like it. In a Miss Piggy drag queen Priscilla Queen of the Desert LSD Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy kind of a way.
Spring is here. My bushes are duking it out. Snow White and Rose Red, indeed. I mean, who decided, Hey! Why not coral and purple right here? And I know it looks like I have crooked curtains in the back but I really do not. They are not even gathered, they hang straight across. It is some sort of optical illusion or something.
Orange you glad I didn't show you another purple bush?
Oh but look! Right near it is a pink one! Of course. And look to the left. The nicely trimmed monkey grass. Thanks for the tip about running it over with the lawn mower. That totally worked.
This is my favorite one. It is pink pink pink. I can see it from my window, here, as I type you. You see the window all the way to the left with the shade halfway down? That's where I am right now. Hi! I'm waving! And this bush is about 10 times more florescent than this picture shows. Oh, it's gaudy. Love it.
Here was my artful attempt at juxtaposing the orange and pink bushes. Do you enjoy my juxtaposing? Are you jusxtaposing out? Also, is that a giant weed behind the pink bush? Because now I am going to have to go out in the rain with my shovel and I am highly annoyed.
The across-the-street neighbors are building a GARDEN in the FRONT YARD, hence that teeny crooked fence they have going on. Yes, I am irked by it.
However, they have a cute white bulldog and a nice orange kitty who Winston is friends with.
Henry not see why you need to look at other orange kitties. Henry fax you rude messages. Henry say 1985 called. Says your fax is here.