Bond. Aged Bond.

I know it seems like I pick on Pam Anderson all the time, or you know, one other time, but I saw her on Joy Behar last night, and she said it'd be nice to be a Bond Girl.

Okay.

Pam. Honey. You were a Playmate of the Year TWENTY YEARS AGO. TWENTY. You may be using Gold Bond Medicated Powder. You are not going to be a Bond Girl.

A Bond Girl. You could be a Golden Girl if they do a remake. I mean, she is my age. What world is she living in? It irritates me that she has no grip on reality.

And she looks great! You know, for someone who is 82. She really looks wonderful.

I know it seems like I don't like her, and in fact when it comes to celebrities, I kind of do. I really do think she is still pretty, and believe it or not, if you look at photos of her from 20 years ago it would appear that other than breast augmentation, she has not ruined herself with plastic surgery. Honest. Go look. Okay fine, I will show you.

90s

Here she is on Baywatch in the '90s, where she apparently thinks time has stood still.

Now
And now. Yes, she has aged, but she is still a beautiful woman who believe it or not I think has aged without surgery. 

I just think she sees herself as, you know, 22, when GIRL, YOU ARE MIDDLE-AGED. LET ME BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU.

Because I am certain she checks in with Bye Bye, Pie on a regular basis.

A Bond Girl. I am irritated. Now watch. In six months we'll read that she is the next Bond Girl.

And while we're on this deep topic, I do have one confidential note to my super-intellectual, extra-hoity-toity Real Housewives of New York pals:

If I had legs as good as Kelly, I would wear dresses that short all the time. I know I continue to be the only person in America who likes Kelly. Other than Kelly.

I know many people did not understand the paragraph above. It's okay. You have to be a razor-sharp intellectual to really get The Real Housewives of New York. Don't beat yourself up about it. Go listen to NPR or something.

A Bond Girl. Oh, that chaps my hide.

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

89 thoughts on “Bond. Aged Bond.”

  1. FIRST?!?!?!?
    Oh, Pam. I agree. Gold Bond Girl. Maybe that’s what she meant to say. The new face for Gold Bond. And she is still beautiful. And I would kill someone with my hands, give an arm and a child, just to have her body. Really. I watch her on Dancing with the Stars (another intellectually stimulating program). And I would KILL to have her legs and tata’s. (I guess I could have the latter, I would just need to pay for them). She has aged well, especially since she was with that Tommy Lee because between you and me, if I had been with him, I would look like I was 67 and I’m sure certain parts of my anatomy would be drooping to my knees. And this time I’m not talking about the tata’s. And then she rebounded to Kid Rock. Just think about the grease from his hair that was all around her. Oh, and didn’t she date Scott Baio? It seems to be that alone ups your chance of getting a disease.
    Sorry. Off the soapbox.

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  2. Oh, she’s had her face done! Either that or she sleeps in a refrigerated coffin. No one who has been looking at the world for over forty years gets away without at least a few crows toes.

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  3. I agree with Krystal – I think she has had something done…at the very least she botoxes. Still, it was done well and not in a Joan Rivers or Priscilla Presley kind of a way. She is still very pretty – but OMG – those boobies! WHY would anyone want to go to size humongous?? I can’t even imagine having to carry all of that around every day.
    “Gold Bond”….funny!!

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  4. Gold Bond Girl…ha! I was totally prepared to dislike Pam on Dancing With the Stars, but she has proved to be a hard worker who is able to accept, but still make fun of, her image. Or maybe she was such a breath of fresh air compared to other contestants (I’m looking at you, Kate Gosselin! Get OFF my TV forever!

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  5. Really? You think she’s had work done? I would agree that she may have had botox but I don’t think she’s had any major work. Look at the second photo. OH!!! I WISH I COULD USE JUNE’S PHOTO SHOP WHATEVER MAJIG AND CIRCLE THINGS! Semi-deep lines around mouth, forehead lines, bags and lines around eyes, and her NECK, people! HER NECK!!! I think she has enough artfully arranged eye make-up that it camoflauges any crows feet.
    And yes, I’m qualified to point our her flaws because I am HOT! 😉

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  6. I think she’s still very pretty also. She’d still be pretty if she’d lay off the spray tans and the Tammy Faye makeup and, MY GOD, the outfits. But hey, to each her own. If I looked like that, I’d walk around naked. All the time. Everywhere.
    I definitely think she has had Botox though – take this from the girl who’s been there, done that. I have that deep groove between the middle of my eyebrows. Wretched, wretched wrinkle. It is the bane of my existence.

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  7. as for Pam Anderson ~ WORD!
    as for NY Kelly ~ I wonder if her kootch ever gets suctioned to the leather seating when she’s wearing those short dresses? You know how those NY who’s its & what’s its like to run around commando.
    And NY Jill ~ I could have run her over with a lawnmower last night. Bethany is better off without her.

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  8. I think Pam could be a beautiful woman if her tatas were so huge, if she didn’t vamp it up, look like she just got tossed in bed, said stupid stuff…
    And, I think that underneath it all she is smart but chooses to do all of the above to keep the money rollin’ in.
    Did anyone see Rachel Welch’s interview with Oprah? She totally copped playing the part all these years because she knew it was her money train.
    We should get a close up of Pam’s hands. The neck and the hands never lie.

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  9. Pam does have hepatits I mean hepatitis C. If you do watch Dancing with the Stars you’ll see she keeps her hair a ferocious mess around her face to hide the crows feet. Every once in awhile the camera will catch a glimpse of the wrinkles. In hi-def you can see every nook and cranny on her face. Just like a real woman, not a bong “girl”.
    I respect your opinion about Kelly. I don’t respect Kelly. She’s as bright as a 25 watt bulb.

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  10. Laurie in Texas with a splint? I’m Barb in Milw with a broken ankle in a cast…Thank God for sick pay and my computer!
    Pam looked so good the other night on DWTS
    without fake eyelashes…less is more. About
    RHONY…Jill is SO jealous that The countess has a new friend in sexy Sonia. Who has noticed that she says “I know Ramona for twenty years.” She said it more than once. I cringe every time.

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  11. I am fifty, have tanned forever and am only beginning to get a few lines around my eyes and mouth. Thanks genetics! I know a number of women my age and older who look better than I do because they work out too – they are ordinary middle class women who may or may not have had a little injectable help – the injections are common enough in our area which is just an ordinary middle class type place so I’m guessing Pam wouldn’t think twice to get some tasteful filler and a spot of botox or two.
    I’m no Pam fan – I actually haven’t seen anything she’s ever done – but you can see she makes full use of cosmetics and her photos are likely airbrushed as well. She was beautiful to begin with and didn’t let herself go to hell. But yeah – More Gold Bond now than Bond girl. She obviously didn’t get ahead because of her brains so let the girl dream.

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  12. Kelly does have legs and, I was laughing last night when someone commented that “your dress is so short your vagina is showing”.

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  13. So, I watched “Dancing With The Stars” this week, because I’ve never seen it before and I wanted to see what all the hoopla was about and oh, how I loved it! But, as I was watching that Pamela and her closeup, all I could think of, was, Man, I’ve got to get me some Botox. I’m making the call this week. Just like Jill Munroe, it’s those lines in between my eyes that make me look like I’m mad when I’m not. I have a class reunion coming up and I certainly don’t want to look like the angry girl. Pam looks good. I think she’s had some work done, although not that much.
    Oh and June, those girls of New York! I feel the same. Let the dang girl wear the dress in peace. She’s got the legs. And she probably can’t find any dresses to fit her with that height, anyway. That dress would have been a maxi on me.
    But, I still don’t like her. I think she’s delusional. Buttttt, Jill is turning out to be the whiniest, grudge-holding, pettiest bitch this season. She DOES need to get a hobby!
    This year my faves are: Bethany and Alex and of course, Simon, the queen of the housewives. Ramona’s just a freak, but a nice freak. And the Countess and Jill need to go screw themselves. I don’t know about that new one. She just needs to go. I have too many housewives to keep track of as it is.

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  14. Lisa in Fla., I also agree with the OMG humongous boobs. I’m a 38 G (and a size 14, so my boobs are, uh, OBVIOUS) and can’t understand women who get fake breasts to be my size. Or, you know, like 3 sizes smaller which is still huge. I’m like, hellooooo! You had your chance to not be so weighed down!

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  15. Hey Laurie in TX with a splint and Barb in Milw with a broken ankle, I’m DB in MD recovering from knee surgery and a nearly severed thumb which happened when I tried to clean up my husband’s workbench because I was bored to tears from not being able to do much due to the knee. Darn if some of those tools aren’t sharp!
    I haven’t commented this week due to being hopped up on the meds so why I thought I should move sharp objects is beyond me. I’m gonna’ blame the meds. Apparently, I need constant supervision which is why my husband is threatening to send my 43 year old self to adult day care.
    I’ve really enjoyed this week’s posts, what with the boners and bushes and all.
    To me, Pam looks like she’s totally made out of plastic. She probably squeaks when she walks.

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  16. Kelly should be told that those are not dresses. They are called tunics. Find some pants. I don’t want to see your old coochie coo lady bits.
    Pam should be told that the emphasis on Bond Girl is the word, “girl”. She could be a Bond Woman. She is far too old to be a girl and why would she want to be? People need to aspire to become something other than what they already WERE.
    RHoNY. They are soooo dysfunctional it makes me homesick.
    Okay. I’m done.

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  17. Kelly should be told that those are not dresses. They are called tunics. Find some pants. I don’t want to see your old coochie coo lady bits.
    Pam should be told that the emphasis on Bond Girl is the word, “girl”. She could be a Bond Woman. She is far too old to be a girl and why would she want to be? People need to aspire to become something other than what they already WERE.
    RHoNY. They are soooo dysfunctional it makes me homesick.
    Okay. I’m done.

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  18. Kelly should be told that those are not dresses. They are called tunics. Find some pants. I don’t want to see your old coochie coo lady bits.
    Pam should be told that the emphasis on Bond Girl is the word, “girl”. She could be a Bond Woman. She is far too old to be a girl and why would she want to be? People need to aspire to become something other than what they already WERE.
    RHoNY. They are soooo dysfunctional it makes me homesick.
    Okay. I’m done.

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  19. If you go back and look at the Tim the Toolman Tool Time Show that Pam was on before Baywatch, you can see how naturally pretty she was. Now she looks like a made-up caricature of her earlier days.
    Home Improvement, that was the name of that show, right? Don’t mind me, I am 50 and can’t remember a thing without a little time.
    I am also highly impressed with her performance on DWTS. She is doing a great job. And if she had gone home before that twit Kate, I would have thrown something at my t.v. and then written all kinds of nasty letters to ABC. And that’s because I think the whole audience vote thing is rigged someway since they never let us in on the actual vote count. Either it’s a dance contest or it’s a popularity contest. Make up your mind.

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  20. June,
    I’m thinking the Comment of the Week is going to be challenging this week. There are
    thankfully so many great ones!

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  21. I know I am so not cool. But, really, I just want Pam to wash and comb her hair. I’m sure her stylists go to great lengths to get her hair to look just “so” but it looks nasty to me.
    And also too, I’m with those of you that think she hasn’t had work done. She looks like she’s lived a hard life.

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  22. June I went to Pam Anderson’s estate sale in Malibu and girlfriend had a bunch of junk. It was supposed to be shabby chic but it was J-U-N-K! I think she is a certified whackaloon too.
    I am sad, here at RV Hacienda Park we don’t get RHNY, Heck we don’t get Bravo or TLC or Nat Geo or HGTV. Plus I haven’t had much time to watch the boob tube. What happened? Why are you talking about Kelly’s legs?

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  23. ok, don’t pelt me with tomatoes. I’ve never had an issue with Pam, even when she was bouncing between those sleezoids Tommy & Kid. Pam doesn’t pretend to be someone other than who she is, is a sincerely hard worker, is an aging “bombshell” in a mercilessly unforgiving town (and internet). That she’s lasted this long is a miracle. On DWTS, she’s a great dancer, works hard, and really camped it up, working with what she’s got. It works. Come on, we all have unattainable fantasies: let her dream to be a Bond Girl. Whatevs. But most importantly, she’s an active PETA supporter. That alone shows some depth and I can totally respect and get behind her. Just don’t get me started on that *&^% Kate Gosslin.

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  24. I had to record RHoNY last night because my husband LOVES to watch that with me and he was out playing poker…(See how he’s a fabulous combination of gay and macho? I’m a lucky lady!!!)
    Annnnyway, I think they’re all on crack. And Kelly may have nice legs, but sometimes her dresses are just waaaayy too short. Her arse is not even covered when she sits down, so she’s spreading her butt juice all over the seats wherever she goes. IIIICCCCCKKKKYYYYYY!
    Love that show.
    No opinion on Pammy. I respect that she’s such an avid PETA supporter. She can’t be all bad!

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  25. I’ve never watched either DWTS or RHONY but I’m snickering over “Gold Bond Girl” or even “Gold BONG Girl.”
    I think ol’ Pammy has more than a touch of the kookoo. Back and forth with Tommy Lee who always looks like he hasn’t bathed in a couple of weeks and then she married Kid Rock for 5 minutes and then she married that guy who taped himself boinking Paris Hilton (eewwww) but that marriage lasted even less time than the one with KR. It’s got to be hard being an aging bombshell although I wouldn’t know personally because being a bombshell, aging or otherwise, is something I am Not.

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  26. You were Incredibly kind to her. You found the best recent picture of her by far!! She hasn’t learned that less is more when it comes to make-up. Her black eyeliner caked all over her … With dark eye shadow … makes her look super old and washed up. (Just my lowly opinion.)
    As for being a bond girl … please!! The worst Bond girl of all time has to be Denise Richards. I think Pam Anderson would take that distinction from Denise in a second.

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  27. You know, I really don’t think it’s fair that a man can be 70 years old and still playing James Bond but the girls have to be these nubile 20 year olds that time hasn’t touched yet. I know, I know, it’s a sexist world out there, but I think Pam would make a great Bond girl. And I’m not even a big fan of hers (I do remember her Baywatch days) but I think she has aged well. I do wonder if augmented boobies stay perky or if gravity takes their toll on them too…

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  28. Furry, Furry, Furry…………………..This is going to get ugly, but I got your back since we were partners in June’s RAK party! You go, girl!!!! I’ll check back in on Monday and see how this comment went over!! Love to ya all. Have a great weekend.

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  29. Furry, Furry, Furry…………………..This is going to get ugly, but I got your back since we were partners in June’s RAK party! You go, girl!!!! I’ll check back in on Monday and see how this comment went over!! Love to ya all. Have a great weekend.

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  30. Furry, Furry, Furry…………………..This is going to get ugly, but I got your back since we were partners in June’s RAK party! You go, girl!!!! I’ll check back in on Monday and see how this comment went over!! Love to ya all. Have a great weekend.

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  31. Hulk (Who thinks Pam went a little overboard being pissed at KFC for the way they killed the chickens. I mean, come on...) says:

    Fur-Dog-You reminded me of the following:
    Jonah:We got pinkeye.
    Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
    Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That’s not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
    Jay: Um, I farted on Jason’s pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah’s, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I’m not proud any of this, but I think we’ve all forgiven each other. Um, but we can’t go anywhere.
    Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
    Jonah: Totally!
    Pete: That’s awesome!
    Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
    Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I’m just really… high.
    And you know I love you like a sister there, Fur, but seriously. Do you like ANYTHING???

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  32. Hulk (Who thinks Pam went a little overboard being pissed at KFC for the way they killed the chickens. I mean, come on...) says:

    Fur-Dog-You reminded me of the following:
    Jonah:We got pinkeye.
    Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
    Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That’s not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
    Jay: Um, I farted on Jason’s pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah’s, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I’m not proud any of this, but I think we’ve all forgiven each other. Um, but we can’t go anywhere.
    Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
    Jonah: Totally!
    Pete: That’s awesome!
    Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
    Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I’m just really… high.
    And you know I love you like a sister there, Fur, but seriously. Do you like ANYTHING???

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  33. Hulk (Who thinks Pam went a little overboard being pissed at KFC for the way they killed the chickens. I mean, come on...) says:

    Fur-Dog-You reminded me of the following:
    Jonah:We got pinkeye.
    Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
    Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That’s not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
    Jay: Um, I farted on Jason’s pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah’s, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I’m not proud any of this, but I think we’ve all forgiven each other. Um, but we can’t go anywhere.
    Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
    Jonah: Totally!
    Pete: That’s awesome!
    Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
    Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I’m just really… high.
    And you know I love you like a sister there, Fur, but seriously. Do you like ANYTHING???

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  34. *geeesh* Sorry about the pink eye, Furry, but this was NOT intended to be a political statement or anything. It’s the respecting animals part that I can respect about Pam A and that she’s thinking of something more than just herself. That’s it. Don’t read any more into it, political or otherwise. Call off the dogs, and elephants, and chimps, and rhinos, and every other animal on the ark.
    *geesh*

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  35. Ooooo Tiffaney gurl, no you did-unt. You went and geeshed Furry not once but oooo gurl, you geeshed her twice. Hmmpf. I haven’t heard about any catastrophic weather changes or lightening clashes from TN, so she must not have read it yet.
    *Geesh*

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  36. I was just asking. I keep wanting to get with PETA and then they go do something really militant.
    And Hulk, I don’t like violence of any kind. I’m with the Martin Luther King Camp, not the early version of Malcomb X.
    The ASPCA, I give time and money to. Humane Society I LOVE. Pug Rescue, Bunny rescue, horse, pot bellied pigs rescue. But I wouldn’t fire bomb a whaling ship for them, you know? Because I feel it is then that you become the thing you hate.
    And scene…
    And my pinkeye is viral, guys. I probably got it at the gym because I never go anywhere else. Ugh.

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  37. I was just asking. I keep wanting to get with PETA and then they go do something really militant.
    And Hulk, I don’t like violence of any kind. I’m with the Martin Luther King Camp, not the early version of Malcomb X.
    The ASPCA, I give time and money to. Humane Society I LOVE. Pug Rescue, Bunny rescue, horse, pot bellied pigs rescue. But I wouldn’t fire bomb a whaling ship for them, you know? Because I feel it is then that you become the thing you hate.
    And scene…
    And my pinkeye is viral, guys. I probably got it at the gym because I never go anywhere else. Ugh.

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  38. I was just asking. I keep wanting to get with PETA and then they go do something really militant.
    And Hulk, I don’t like violence of any kind. I’m with the Martin Luther King Camp, not the early version of Malcomb X.
    The ASPCA, I give time and money to. Humane Society I LOVE. Pug Rescue, Bunny rescue, horse, pot bellied pigs rescue. But I wouldn’t fire bomb a whaling ship for them, you know? Because I feel it is then that you become the thing you hate.
    And scene…
    And my pinkeye is viral, guys. I probably got it at the gym because I never go anywhere else. Ugh.

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  39. GolLEE, I go away for ONE DAY and look what I miss.
    When did Hulk go from being someone who left funny comments to being someone who leaves combative comments ALL THE TIME?
    PETA has protested at not one but two of my workplaces. Now, you know I would not work at a place that tortured animals. So they are a little over the top sometimes. However, sometimes I hear the stuff they support and I am on their side. Including the way KFC killed their chickens. Which was awful. And thanks to PETA, they made it more humane.
    I mean, yeah, you gotta kill them to make it all fried. But you don’t have to torment them first.
    I like pink. Would I like pinkeye?

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  40. Yep, that new fridge has totally replaced me as the love of her life.
    I can see believing in the ethical treatment of animals; I don’t see how anyone can feel any differently. What I can’t see is throwing red paint on a perfectly lovely fur coat. Meat may be murder, and it is probably wrong to sacrifice a herd of mink for their coats, but ruining someone’s fur coat or leather shoes is not likely to garner any support from the sane sector. MLK had it right.

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  41. I have to admit when I saw June said that Pam wanted to be a Bond Girl, I thought of Sea Bond Denture Adhesive and thought, move over, June Allyson. If Pam wants to be a real Bond Girl, they should bring her back as a Bond Girl’s mom (heh) like they do in movie remakes … bring back the original hotty as the mom or an aunt or something.
    I never watched Baywatch so I am not familiar with Pam’s, ahem, body of work, but girlfriend looks hard to me. And not particularly clean. Ew. Also I’m quite sure she’s had some work done … June, didn’t you say that in Hollywood plastic surgery was like personal hygiene? That you had to have it?
    (As an aside, sort of, I watched Joy Behar the other night when Danny Bonaduce was on, and oh good God. I think he should hook up with American’s Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan. Oh, Lindsay. Breaks my heart. The coke-addled slut.)
    And I MISSED RHoNY because I was out with real NY housewives!! None of us are bitchy bazoo … well not like the RHoNY, anyway, and now I’m going to go eat my leftovers from that! Nummy!

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  42. I have to admit when I saw June said that Pam wanted to be a Bond Girl, I thought of Sea Bond Denture Adhesive and thought, move over, June Allyson. If Pam wants to be a real Bond Girl, they should bring her back as a Bond Girl’s mom (heh) like they do in movie remakes … bring back the original hotty as the mom or an aunt or something.
    I never watched Baywatch so I am not familiar with Pam’s, ahem, body of work, but girlfriend looks hard to me. And not particularly clean. Ew. Also I’m quite sure she’s had some work done … June, didn’t you say that in Hollywood plastic surgery was like personal hygiene? That you had to have it?
    (As an aside, sort of, I watched Joy Behar the other night when Danny Bonaduce was on, and oh good God. I think he should hook up with American’s Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan. Oh, Lindsay. Breaks my heart. The coke-addled slut.)
    And I MISSED RHoNY because I was out with real NY housewives!! None of us are bitchy bazoo … well not like the RHoNY, anyway, and now I’m going to go eat my leftovers from that! Nummy!

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  43. I have to admit when I saw June said that Pam wanted to be a Bond Girl, I thought of Sea Bond Denture Adhesive and thought, move over, June Allyson. If Pam wants to be a real Bond Girl, they should bring her back as a Bond Girl’s mom (heh) like they do in movie remakes … bring back the original hotty as the mom or an aunt or something.
    I never watched Baywatch so I am not familiar with Pam’s, ahem, body of work, but girlfriend looks hard to me. And not particularly clean. Ew. Also I’m quite sure she’s had some work done … June, didn’t you say that in Hollywood plastic surgery was like personal hygiene? That you had to have it?
    (As an aside, sort of, I watched Joy Behar the other night when Danny Bonaduce was on, and oh good God. I think he should hook up with American’s Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan. Oh, Lindsay. Breaks my heart. The coke-addled slut.)
    And I MISSED RHoNY because I was out with real NY housewives!! None of us are bitchy bazoo … well not like the RHoNY, anyway, and now I’m going to go eat my leftovers from that! Nummy!

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  44. Hulk (Who doesn't get it...I mean, did KFC TEASE them first?? Is KFC the NAZIS of the fast food world. Does McDonald's shake the cow's hoof first???) says:

    I wanna know Marv: Were they real?

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  45. Hulk (Who doesn't get it...I mean, did KFC TEASE them first?? Is KFC the NAZIS of the fast food world. Does McDonald's shake the cow's hoof first???) says:

    I wanna know Marv: Were they real?

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  46. Hulk (Who doesn't get it...I mean, did KFC TEASE them first?? Is KFC the NAZIS of the fast food world. Does McDonald's shake the cow's hoof first???) says:

    I wanna know Marv: Were they real?

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  47. ok ok I call truce. I’ll slink back to my corner and not comment any more since it was nothing more than an offhanded comment, not intended to have everyone draw lines in the sand and turn it into a political debate. Violence of any kind, physical or verbal (or typewritten), is never ok. Period.
    Carin made me do it.

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  48. Tiff, I think it was my comment that was taken out of context. I didn’t mean to stir things up. I want to like PETA, i just can’t. I was looking for an excuse to get on board. Please comment. Every voice is loved here.
    And Junie. I know you love the pink, but just say no to the pink eye. It is very contagious and hurts like the dickens. Whoever he is.

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  49. Tiff, I think it was my comment that was taken out of context. I didn’t mean to stir things up. I want to like PETA, i just can’t. I was looking for an excuse to get on board. Please comment. Every voice is loved here.
    And Junie. I know you love the pink, but just say no to the pink eye. It is very contagious and hurts like the dickens. Whoever he is.

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  50. Tiff, I think it was my comment that was taken out of context. I didn’t mean to stir things up. I want to like PETA, i just can’t. I was looking for an excuse to get on board. Please comment. Every voice is loved here.
    And Junie. I know you love the pink, but just say no to the pink eye. It is very contagious and hurts like the dickens. Whoever he is.

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  51. It was my attempt at being funny, to “lighten” the mood. As opposed to lightning, the flashes in the sky that usually happen during a storm. Because obviously I am not humorous nor am I able to spell today.
    Now if you don’t mind Tiffaney, I think I will take the opposing corner and slink off as well. That is all. Good night.

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  52. Sorry, I think Kelly is dumb as a stump, and mannish looking. I am beginning to think every woman on this show is a split-personality. Totally unlikeable one minute and normal the next.

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  53. I’m not even sure if anyone’s out there. I just wanted to clarify, I don’t love pinkeye, the inflammation. I love pinkeye, the Furry.
    But I do love most things pink, especially when it’s a $6,000 purse. I just don’t love pink infections. I could just see you Juney, trying to be your all encompassing self after my comment. “Well, I do love pink, so maybe I’ll try on the pinkeye for size?”
    No, because pinkeye is horrible and full of lots of crud and it’s not pretty pink and let’s just get the f**ck off the subject of PETA because I have to be up before the rooster crows to walk In The March of Dimes Walk.
    So Goodnight and gosh nab it, just like Kelly, I love fur and I love animals, but I hate PETA.. and Proposition 8, but it’s far too late for any sort of discourse. So GOOD NIGHT!

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  54. Goodness, what a cranky bunch of crankerbritches we have all been today, with our slinking and our corners and our flinging of blood. And then I had to go and try to get pinkeye. I was supposed to walk in that March of Dimes walk one year, and I remember it was on April 24 that year as well, because it was the morning after my friend Mariannes birthday and I was too hung over to walk. Nice.

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  55. Jeez. I was gone all ding and dang day and missed all the excitement. DING DANG IT!
    Why the rage and pot-stirring Hulk? Shouldn’t you be out of the bitter barn now that you’ve got a friend, a lady friend? 😉
    My heart goes out to you, Furry. Hate the pinkeye. But when I worked, (well, I work now but not at the same job and not the same hours and I really can’t think of what I do as work, I digress) I secretly coveted it. When you work with people with compromised immune systems, pinkeye=at least two days off, with pay. SCORE!

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  56. hugs to Furry, you know I adore you and hope you are on the mend FAST, Ms. Pinky Eye Tuscadero.
    hugs to Duffy Lou. You’re an awesome defender.
    hugs to anyone else who joined in the fray.
    Except Carin.
    😉

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  57. Sorry guys. Pinkeye is contagious for it’s crappy attitude over the internet it seems…
    New day. New eye that it pink. Going back to the doc this morning because my eyes look like I have turned into a freakin’ albino rabbit. Yuck.
    I’ll try to be less crabby today. ;D

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  58. Sorry guys. Pinkeye is contagious for it’s crappy attitude over the internet it seems…
    New day. New eye that it pink. Going back to the doc this morning because my eyes look like I have turned into a freakin’ albino rabbit. Yuck.
    I’ll try to be less crabby today. ;D

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  59. Sorry guys. Pinkeye is contagious for it’s crappy attitude over the internet it seems…
    New day. New eye that it pink. Going back to the doc this morning because my eyes look like I have turned into a freakin’ albino rabbit. Yuck.
    I’ll try to be less crabby today. ;D

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  60. Did anyone see Halle Berry as a Bond girl? She is older than Pamela. Demi Moore is older than Pamela. Of course, they are waaay better actresses than Pam, but I’m not sure that is the main ingredient to be a Bond girl.

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  61. Halle Berry is in her 30s, or she was when she was a Bond girl, and I hope this isnt racist, but black dont crack. She looks better than Pam, is what I am saying. She aged well.

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  62. Well, its TRUE. Everyone at my class reunion who was black looked 100 times better than everyone at my class reunion who was white. We white women all looked like Charleze Theron in Monster.

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  63. TT just got very excited that I was looking at pictures of Pammy. I think he would like her to be a Bond girl. I don’t think lack of acting chops will matter. Did you see Denise Richards as Christmas Jones? Oh dear.

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