Henry is the type of cat who begins purring the second you pet him. I scored with Henry, and I am lucky, considering I picked him based on the part where I just kind of wanted an orange kitten.
Also, he's an excellent watch cat.
Anyway, I have much to do today so I will be brief. Have I ever told you about how my mother-in-law used to work for a clothing manufacturer, and she worked in the men's underwear division, and I was obsessed? When I'd call her at work, her voice mail would say, "You have reached Marvin's mom in Men's Underwear."
Okay, that was hilarious enough. Then I ALWAYS had to say, "Hi, I'll be brief." Oh. Loved me. So bad.
Getting out of Marvin's mom's men's underwear, DO NOT FORGET that this Sunday is book club! Seven p.m. my time. I live on East Coast time. If that gets you all confused, just Google "What time is it in Greensboro?" and then you can figure out our time change.
We read A Reliable Wife, and was that a good book or what? Cannot wait to discuss. I would like to shout out to Marvin's coworker, Ms. W, who loaned me the book. Thank you Ms. W!
And finally, for those of you who watch the Real Housewives–not that I do because I am so lofty and intellectual–wow. What is wrong with Kelly? Not that I would know anything is wrong with her, because I was over here reading Proust. And jotting down some haiku. Is she on something? Did her synapses just collapse? Can your synapses collapse? I should know but Proust didn't mention it.
Okay, off to proofread something in .05-point type. Am certain I will not get a giant headache or anything.