"Does Oprah have to have her $%#@& picture on every $%#&% cover of her magazine?" Marvin asked me.
"Yes," I said. I had just spent the entire day with Marvin, and had just sat down to read a book. Was totally over Marvin.
"I don't know why she thinks we all want to look at her every month," he said.
Silence as I turned a page.
"I'd read a magazine with Tallulah's picture on it every month," he pressed on, kissing the dog, who was similarly over him.
That was about an hour ago, and he was supposed to be in the other room working on lesson plans for his class. Instead, he just paraded into the room with this:
Okay, now I feel we must have an issue of Taluprah every month on this blog. What I know for sure, by Tallulah Blueberry Gardens. Talu's favorite things. Talu's books I like to chew club. The possibilities are endless.
P.S. Don't forget not to chew your book for Sunday night's book club. We meet here at 7 p.m. Eastern time.