Home from my first day. Well, not on the planet. Just my new job, I mean.

At my new job, there are not one but two elaborate coffee machines. They make multiple flavors, brands and strengths of coffee, including Starbucks. Also too, the people in my department got pastries to celebrate my first day. So I am sorry to tell you I had real coffee today and also a chocolate croissant. … Continue reading Home from my first day. Well, not on the planet. Just my new job, I mean.

An update on the hair. Since y’all are obsessed.

Apparently, you are all still interested in my hair, which just goes to show you there is no telling what will fascinate you people. We're coming up on hour 72 since I had said chemical straightening treatment, which means I can (a) wash it with the $9,000 shampoo they want me to use and (b) … Continue reading An update on the hair. Since y’all are obsessed.

In which June goes with the flow

Here it is! The day we've all been waiting for! And if you have your giant "June's Beauty Treatments" calendar next to your huge "June's Illnesses" calendar, you already know THIS IS THE DAY I GET THE OVERPRICED HAIR STRAIGHTENING TREATMENT! I barely slept all night. It was like Christmas Eve. Except under the tree … Continue reading In which June goes with the flow

Shred. Which just kind of makes me hungry for hash browns.

Okay, since so many people have already said they are into doing the 30-Day Shred veeedeo with me, here's what we'll do. Everyone try to get it this weekend. Then sometime between Sunday and Monday night, try to do the veedeo. And I promise eventually I will stop saying veeedeo. Also, if anyone wants to … Continue reading Shred. Which just kind of makes me hungry for hash browns.

Girls, they wanna have fun. Just not with me.

I think I'm bad at friendships with women. My grandmother? The one I am turning into? Was bad with women. All her friends at work were men, with the exception of one woman, Gertie, who was African American and had grown up in the projects. I have thought that maybe because they grew up so … Continue reading Girls, they wanna have fun. Just not with me.

June prepares for her “come as your biggest fear” party

Annnnnnd the high today is 92. Because I'm having an outdoor party. In June. In the South. That's why.I hope no one is coming dressed as a bear. Unless it's like a gay man bear with assless chaps. Because at least then there'd be a cool breeze.We all worked like demons yesterday setting up Peg's … Continue reading June prepares for her “come as your biggest fear” party