June’s vacation pictures. …Hey! Where ya going?

Remember when the Jews wandered the desert for 40 years? That was nothing compared to me trying to get home from effing Colorado last night. Holy Katie H. Crap.I was in FOUR airports. I traveled for FOURTEEN hours. This would make sense if Aunt Mary lived in, say, Amsterdam, but she's like FOUR STATES AWAY.Who … Continue reading June’s vacation pictures. …Hey! Where ya going?

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

Who watched the season premiere of Mad Men last night? Best line of the show was, "They couldn't even afford to send a whole interviewer." If you don't watch Mad Men, you are already bored silly by today's post. Yesterday was my aunt's official birthday, and we had a high time. I do not mean … Continue reading The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

BOOM!

So other than our car accident, it's been a lovely trip so far. My father drove in from New Mexico, and obviously I flew here to Colorado, and we showed up at the same time, which is exciting. Kind of like in a sitcom where someone is having a party and the doorbell rings and … Continue reading BOOM!

Silver bird takes me ‘cross the sky

Fortunately, I have nothing to tell you today that's gonna piss anybody off. Unless me flying across the country to spend time with family angers anyone. Ooo, what if environmentalists are reading this? Did I mention I'm flying a private plane? Yes, my family name is American Airlines. Everybody off this thing! It's my plane! … Continue reading Silver bird takes me ‘cross the sky

Am.I.black.or.white.am.I.straight.or.gay. Controgersy! “Controgersy.” Nice. What do I do for a living, again?

Well, that was exciting. We had some fire in the comments yesterday! Okay, it wasn't really all that dramatic. Still. So let's keep going! What say you? I am just like Dr. Laura or something, with all my controversy. I wonder if there is anyone on earth who bugs me more than Dr. Laura. She's just … Continue reading Am.I.black.or.white.am.I.straight.or.gay. Controgersy! “Controgersy.” Nice. What do I do for a living, again?

Mature

I have to work before work this morning, because something that should have taken me 10 minutes on this this computer took two hours last night. Lucy, the first human ever discovered, called. Wants her RAMs back. Because I cannot post at you today, I leave you with this YouTube video Marvin showed me yesterday. … Continue reading Mature

If you don’t want me to kill flies with Steely Dan, don’t leave Steely Dan out

Today Marvin and I have been married 12 ridiculous years, which is beside the point because I have a lot to do today. That book about the nature of light that I have been working on? It's due very soon. Then right behind that is another book due for that same company. Also, I have … Continue reading If you don’t want me to kill flies with Steely Dan, don’t leave Steely Dan out

It’s 1970 and 1990 and 1979 and also now

It's my birthday eve! I am not calling you "Eve," I am saying it is the day before my birthday. I have already started getting cards. And I've been getting presents for a month. My mother, father, aunt, pal Dottie and in-laws have already sent my gift. Don't let me forget to model for you … Continue reading It’s 1970 and 1990 and 1979 and also now