Howl will you get through this stupid post?

Does telling you I got out of work early count as talking about work? Because if it counts, ignore this. Also, I have tomorrow off.

Did I mention I have to proofread everything on the planet, though? You may see me in your linen closet, proofreading the tags on your towels. They told me to go to your closet specifically.

Marvin's parents are coming this weekend, and that fact is like barely a blip in my life. Normally I would be cleaning the house and asking what our plans are, but I keep forgetting they are coming here. Plus also I cannot pay any attention to them anyway, because did you know I have to proofread everything on the planet?

If you feel someone tugging on your back, it's just me, proofreading your bra strap. I'd have pegged you for a 36C.

At any rate, I thought I should throw in some photographs today because I haven't added any photos in a couple days. I have nothing interesting to show you, so I just took pictures of all of us.

Normalpersonhair

Here I am, continuing to have hair like a regular person. LOOK at it! It's so exciting. I look tired. I can't imagine why. Last night I came home from work and got out some…proofreading. Which I did till 10:00. Today at my new job I didn't get to go to lunch till 3:00, it was so busy, and now I am home and I think I might get out my red pen and oh, I don't know, maybe proofread something.

Yes, that is me in your fridge. Proofing your ingredients lists on your bottles and such.

Chairdog
I reached under the chair and took this without looking. I knew she'd be under there.

Kindlemarv

There's Marvin, reading my birthday Kindle. Now officially his Kindle. Look how pleased he is.

 

Laundrycat

Fran's sittin' in yer laundry. Dirtyin' yer close.

Dirtkitty

Henry is dirtying himself. Now I feel compelled to go out there and pull weeds.

Swfhenry

When I opened the door to photograph rolly Henry, Winston caught wind of the fact that his orange pal was out there, and God forbid those two are doing a separate activity. So now they are out there together. Wreaking havoc. Meeting wimmins. Mowin' at dawgs.

No idea why I'm talking like that today. I'll just have to proofread it later.

You know what I would do if I didn't have to grasp my red pen at this juncture? I'd go see the new Twilight movie. Because I'm 10. Has anyone seen it? Is it good? Does it bite? BAHAHAHAHA.

Wow. Someone stop me. I'm beginning to wear(wolf) on you, aren't I? I will not continue in this vein. I am dogged in my determination to stop. Stick a Forks in me, I'm done.

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

41 thoughts on “Howl will you get through this stupid post?”

  1. Henry is SO CUTE rolling around like that!
    My cats don’t roll around. They chase my dog and randomly pounce on my legs, all claws extended. Why can’t my cats be cute?

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  2. Definitely wrong with the bra size. But I think if you were actually looking at me you would know I’m no C.
    Your hair looks fabulous. I think it looks even better wavy like that!
    OMG, is the Fifi contest coming soon?

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  3. Oh Furry, I weep for the days of the 36DD. I’m jealous you have my old boob size. Is that a weird thing to be jealous of? Shouldn’t only 65 year old nannies have boobs as big as mine?

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  4. Oh, June, you punny gal with the GORGEOUS mane of hair. Seriously, your hair looks Fabulous AND Divine. Whatever you paid was worth every penny and I liked your Big Hair. That’s how great your new smooth hair looks.
    Ok, I’m done sucking up now. You’re a little off on reading my bra size. The last time I was a 36C was in high school. 2 kids, a bit of a weight gain and well, the term “F Troops” are now used to describe that part of my body.
    And I’m about ready to reach through the screen and snatch that Kindle out of Smug Marvin’s hands.

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  5. I think this is the first time I’ve commented on your blog – but I found it through The Nesting Place a while back and I’ve been reading it through Google Reader ever since. You crack me up daily!
    Oh, and I love you hair! I have naturally curly hair too, so I am totally jealous. When I was a kid I went to the salon to have them put some chemical crap that was supposedly straightener – yeah, it didn’t do ANYTHING! It also wasn’t expensive, so I doubt it was any good, they probably just put conditioner in it and called it a day.
    Anyway…the reason I wrote is because I just got home from watching Eclipse and I think it is my favorite so far. I haven’t read the books, I love to read but haven’t had time, so I can’t compare it.
    Ok, now that this is the longest comment ever, I’ll stop.
    Have a great weekend!

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  6. I’ll trade you my nose for your hair. Right now.

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  7. JUNE! Now, THERE your hair is really gorgeous! I prefer it to the stick straight look, like after one uses a straightener.
    My daughter saw Twilight at midnight, oh wait, Eclipse, and said it was goooooooood. She did not read any of the books because she sucks. See what I did there?
    I heart Fran.
    I hope Marvin has time to enjoy your birthday Kindle. I know he is usually busy changing his profile pic on Facebook several times a day.
    And finally, I have only found ONE store that carries Coconut M&Ms and ZERO stores that carry the Pretzel ones. BAH HUMBUG.

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  8. JUNE! Now, THERE your hair is really gorgeous! I prefer it to the stick straight look, like after one uses a straightener.
    My daughter saw Twilight at midnight, oh wait, Eclipse, and said it was goooooooood. She did not read any of the books because she sucks. See what I did there?
    I heart Fran.
    I hope Marvin has time to enjoy your birthday Kindle. I know he is usually busy changing his profile pic on Facebook several times a day.
    And finally, I have only found ONE store that carries Coconut M&Ms and ZERO stores that carry the Pretzel ones. BAH HUMBUG.

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  9. JUNE! Now, THERE your hair is really gorgeous! I prefer it to the stick straight look, like after one uses a straightener.
    My daughter saw Twilight at midnight, oh wait, Eclipse, and said it was goooooooood. She did not read any of the books because she sucks. See what I did there?
    I heart Fran.
    I hope Marvin has time to enjoy your birthday Kindle. I know he is usually busy changing his profile pic on Facebook several times a day.
    And finally, I have only found ONE store that carries Coconut M&Ms and ZERO stores that carry the Pretzel ones. BAH HUMBUG.

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  10. Have you seen any of the Twilight movies yet? I loved the books, but hated the movies. I found New moon to be slightly better than Twilight, but that was because they had actually added some actors that could act.
    I’m still going to see Eclipse at some point – I hope it’s way better than I found the first two to be.

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  11. LOVE the hair! I had originally refrained from commenting because I figured you didn’t want to hear more about how great your “old” hair was when you had already decided to do the treatment. But I really, really like this look. I was afraid it wouldn’t look natural. Instead, it looks like the best version of you! Exactly what is supposed to happen after a make-over (according to the various Style Network and TLC shows I can’t help watching).

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  12. I’m so bummed that you can’t blog about your job. I was really looking forward to that. The workplace is a never ending source of amusement. Why are the people at work always so strange? Especially when I am obviously so normal!!

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  13. So tonight on the Greenville, SC news they had a story. The lady in the clip had bought a dresser from Goodwill. In one of the drawers were all kinds of WWII pics and misc other family pics. The whole thing made me think of you! How happy would June be with a drawer full of WWII pics? New dresser owner is trying to track down the owner of the old pics – I hope they find them!

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  14. WORD to your mother, June. I miss your morning posts too.

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  15. I can tell you that I used to blog about work, and it was better when I didn’t. This one coworker used to say things like, how can I run the man in the wheel chair off the lot for begging, he has no legs. I called her Taylor NotSoSwift in my blog…and she was offended. Can you believe it?!
    I am going to assume Marvin bought the Kindle at Target, with your hard-earned cash, for your birthday. I am asking you to not strangle him. I am hoping to take a bite out of crime.

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  16. I miss the morning blogs too. Today I decided to try to hold off on tonight’s post to read it tomorrow, and get back to “normal”, but alas here I am. I really did try, though! My 8 year old son thinks Henry’s adorable.

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  17. Your hair is beautiful. The slight curves is perfect for you.
    So, what is Marvin going to give you for your birthday now that he has the Kindle? Give him a list of things your really want. What happened to your wish list you post a long time ago?
    Loved the photos of the animals. So Henry and Winston have turned in to dirt bags, right?
    I’ve spared the proofreading of the towel labels, I cut them off because they always have a way of showing when the towels are hanging on the bar. Oh no, do I commit a crime cutting those labels out?

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  18. Did anybody else think Marvin looked like he was missing all his front teeth in that gleeful Kindle picture?
    Also, I am mad that everyone else gets to eat M&M’s. Except maybe Marvin with his missing teeth.

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  19. Listen, as long as you’re going anyway, would you mind taking my 10 year old daughter along with you to see Eclipse? Cool! Fangs so much!

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  20. Hen is def rocking The cuteness. And, yes Marvin looks toothless. I also miss your morning posts but that’s because I don’t have a job and now you do. I can’t be hatin that now can I?
    Your locks are lovely and I think I’ve figured out what to get you for your birthday.
    That’s all I got. Oh wait. You made me laugh lots today. Thanks.

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  21. June,
    Your hair is lookin aWeSoMe! 😉 As for Eclipse.. It depends on how true to the books you are. Eclipse is the best of the three, except the last scene. Edward manages to look hot in this one, but Jacob is hard to beat in no shirt (he’s legal…right?). Twilight was terrible as far as following the book, New Moon was better and Eclipse is about the same, although they condense a lot. I’m going to take my mom and nieces to see it again (well again for me) so we’ll see if opinion changes. I wasn’t bowled over by it, but then I did see it with a drunk friend who chose to throw popcorn and scream Gay! over and over. Hmm.. Can I get longest comment award? 😉 Seriously, from your post you didn’t seem too into the books like the freak I am, so go see it. If only for some under-age eye candy.

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  22. Eclipse is great! You should definitely take a break to go see it!!!!!! I agree with WickedStepMel about the last scene. Except I also hated the scene before it with Jacob laying there like a WWII war victim and filled with incredibly bad acting. I LOVED Edward in this movie. You see him SMILE and be all tough. It’s awesome. And close enough to the book. A few things pissed me off (Bella’s and Rosalie’s eyebrows drove me insane the whole time) but it was a great movie! EVERYONE cheered the first time they saw Jacob without his shirt. The theatre was filled with mainly women over 30 so that was pretty funny …
    And your hair is LOVELY!!! Enjoy the weekend of proofreading. It will fill great to have all of that behind you so you can actually relax on your time off. Maybe even get your Kindle back from Marvin. :o)

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  23. Oh, my! It looks like Marvin sold his front teefs to get that kindle!
    Your hair looks fab. Wavy suits you nicely, Junie.
    LOVE the animal pics. I love Fran and his lumpy self.

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  24. Go RIGHT NOW to see Eclipse. It is FABULOUS. Yes, I am 16 and I went to see it 12:15 am. Totally worth it.
    Planning to go see it again this weekend. The second kissing scene between Bella and Jacob made me feel a little …anxious… if you know what I’m saying. Take Marvin’s mom.
    I’m a 38C. But the tag is worn out… so when you are proofreading it is probably hard to make it out.

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  25. Your hair is awesome. I went and saw Eclipse on opening day. I have an 11-year-old daughter, though, so that makes me less of a loser for going to see Eclipse. On opening day. Here is a copy of my movie review from Facebook. Probably I’ll be getting a full-time gig as a movie reviewer, like, any day now.
    >>My 3 best and worst about Eclipse: BEST 1-Edward. I ♥ him. 2-Shirtless Jacob. 3-considerably less pensive lip chewing by Bella. WORST 1-asshole family with a two year old in the theatre. 2-asshole kid sitting behind me incessently rocking my seat. 3-asshole kid sitting next to her with her shoes off and feet perched 10 inches from my head.

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