I took this with my iPone. Maybe I should twist it right. Does your neck hurt?
Who loves her phone? Who can do everything on it? I can even make my pics look like old Polaroids. You know how you've been clamoring for that. And it has a compass! I keep telling Marvin what direction he's in. I think he's in the direction of divorce court. Oh! And I downloaded a diet app! It tells me how many calories were in the Mallow Cup I just downed without a care.
Also, last night I emailed everyone and told them I have an iPhone and that I would be downloading a song to play as each person's ring tone. People seemed obsessed with this. You have no idea how many people wanted to know what their ring tone was gonna be. My boyfriend from 1994, who has not CALLED me since 1994, emailed me to ask, "What's my ring tone?"
I told him something by Neil Diamond. He was irked. But one time he was in the shower and a Neil Diamond song came on, and I heard him turn it up, like Neil Diamond was good. So Neil Diamond songs always make me think of him.
What would your ring tone be if you called me? What would mine be if I called you?