iPone Preoccupied

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I took this with my iPone. Maybe I should twist it right. Does your neck hurt?

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Eeeeeexcellent, Smithers. Who's my pretty cat? Is it Winston? Does he care deeply about being the subject of my iPone play? Am I ever gonna stop calling it an iPone, do you think?

Who loves her phone? Who can do everything on it? I can even make my pics look like old Polaroids. You know how you've been clamoring for that. And it has a compass! I keep telling Marvin what direction he's in. I think he's in the direction of divorce court. Oh! And I downloaded a diet app! It tells me how many calories were in the Mallow Cup I just downed without a care.

Also, last night I emailed everyone and told them I have an iPhone and that I would be downloading a song to play as each person's ring tone. People seemed obsessed with this. You have no idea how many people wanted to know what their ring tone was gonna be. My boyfriend from 1994, who has not CALLED me since 1994, emailed me to ask, "What's my ring tone?"

I told him something by Neil Diamond. He was irked. But one time he was in the shower and a Neil Diamond song came on, and I heard him turn it up, like Neil Diamond was good. So Neil Diamond songs always make me think of him.

What would your ring tone be if you called me? What would mine be if I called you?

36 thoughts on “iPone Preoccupied

  1. If you called me, your ringtone would be “I’ve Gotta Get A Message To You”.
    Does that pesky period go inside those quotes?

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  2. If you called me, your ringtone would be “I’ve Gotta Get A Message To You”.
    Does that pesky period go inside those quotes?

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  3. If you called me, your ringtone would be “I’ve Gotta Get A Message To You”.
    Does that pesky period go inside those quotes?

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  4. “Hail to the Chief” for me (unless you have that reserved for your calls from Obama already), and maybe “Hair” for you.

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  5. If I called you my ringtone would be, “Big Balls”, by AC/DC.
    If you called me your song would be, “She’s a Rebel”, by Green Day

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  6. If you called me: “I Made it Through the Rain,” which steenking song I have not been able to get out of my head since your blog days and days ago.
    If I called you? Helen Reddy’s “I am Woman,” revenge for Barry Manilow.
    Hah! Try to get THAT one out of your head!

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  7. If I was calling you? You May Be Right. by Billy Joel. Because it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for.
    And you calling me??? Something by the Animals…

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  8. If you called me it would be “Bye Bye Miss American pie” because when I google Bye Bye Pie at work to find your blog because I cannot set favorites at work and cannot ever remember the www. address, that is what comes up as a search result right under your blog, so I always have to sing it in my head. I can do run on sentences as well.

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  9. If I called you it would be “Whooooo are you, who who”, don’t know the Band, but it is the CSI song. Because you don’t know me.

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  10. If I called you, my ringtone would be “I’m Watching You.”
    Isn’t it phun to blog with the iPone? Since my second child was born in May, it’s about the only way I can blog anymore!
    My brother sent me this link about uploading photos from the Smartphones and I feel obligated to pass it on: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Web-Photos-That-Reveal-nytimes-2375510549.html?x=0&.v=1.
    I was not pleased to find that my location is attached to photos, and when I saw your posts, I double-checked, and was able to see your latitude/longitude/street, too. The article has a link to another article that instructs you how to change your iPhone settings so it doesn’t geotag your location anymore.
    Sorry to bear bad news about what your beloved new iPone is revealing about you, I just thought you’d want to know.

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  11. I got nothing. I am the most unsongy person you have ever met in your entire life. You would be the AT&T tone (as is everyone) and I would be a vibration. Sorry. I feel like such a loser.

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  12. If I call you, the song should be Down by Jay Sean. Love.that.song.
    And if you call me, I want to hear Seven Year Ache. Roseanne Cash, June Cutoff Cash, Byebyepie (my free association). It’s another of my favorite old songs anyway.

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  13. Ack – my hubby uses that Who song and it drives me crazy. For you though….something Barry and More Than A Woman would be way to creepy/stalkerish…I’ma have to go with Jive Talkin.

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  14. oh, geez, if my phone rang differently for each caller, I would never realize it was MY phone that was ringing.
    I used to have a crazy version of the Michigan Fight song as my ringtone, but Verizon lost it when I transfered phones.
    When I get a text, my son’s voice says “Mama, you have a text.”
    I am thinking if I called you, something Beach Boys. If you called me, something Barry Gibb, for sure.

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  15. If you were to call me the song would be Banana Phone. You all there with your spanking new iPone makes me realize just how much I should update my circa 2007 phone.
    (

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  16. If I called you, my ringtone would have to be Delta Dawn. Duh. Or Dawn (Go Away). Which is what most people say when they see me on the caller ID.
    If you called me, I would set your ringtone as Hair.
    Truthfully, I’m with Laurie S. If I have more than one ringtone, I don’t know that it’s my phone ringing.

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  17. My song for you would be “Glamorous Life” by Fergie. It’s a pink, sparkly song.
    The song I would like to be my ringtone is “Bad” by U2. That song gives me chills every ding and dang time I listen to it. Bono is SO awesome!
    What IS my ringtone on your pone?

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  18. I want mine to be just the beginning of “Telephone Line” by ELO. The part where it is just a phone ringing…

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  19. I’m currently using the “Green Acres” theme, out here in Podunk.
    Junie for you…..hmmm…. oh, “Younger than Springtime”…yeah thats it…

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  20. My ring tone to you, would be “Crazy Train” by Ozzy. Don’t know why but I love that song. My life is about as un-crazy as you can get, which I like. But your ring tone to me would have to be the default ring because I couldn’t handle having to set a different tone for each person.

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  21. I’m sure I’m your oldest commenter and since I only have 1 year and 1 month left of course mine would be “When I’m Sixty-four” by Paul McCartney. 🙂 Nancy

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  22. Yours
    Say hey momma say the way you move….
    Mine
    “Be our guest” from Beauty and the beast. And I would call you 17 times a day just to know it was playing for you! 🙂

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