I worked until 11:00 last night. And what I am today? Attractive. Also? Perky. Plus? Attractive.Also incidentally, could it be raining any harder? I know some people say the rain helps them sleep, but I just splayed there in the bed, pinned by animals, so I wasn't all that splayed really, wondering when it was … Continue reading It’s here! Wake the kids! The day June talks about her bulbs!
It's Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday here at Bye Bye, Pie, and yesterday I asked you to tell me about toys from your childhood that now that you look back on them, you're all Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? For example, I had a monster-making machine that heated up to the temperature of Mars, and it had all … Continue reading Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday: Toys You Remember
I was having a deep email discussion with someone who reads this blog, and somehow we got on the subject of Flickr razors. Well, no. First we were talking about Flickr accounts, and how I would like to get one because I need to look at MORE pictures of myself and my stupid life, and … Continue reading Don’t be a nicker. Answer my Pieces of Wisdom Q.
Yesterday I was at a red light and Sex Machine came on. Now, when Sex Machine comes on, how can you not dance? I dare you to listen to this and not dance a little. Sadly for me, for the 2585038638th time in my life, I amuuuuuuuused the family next to me at the red … Continue reading ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
I have the best best best best best news ever. Maybe.Last night Marvin and I were walking the cur, as we are wont to do every night of our lives, and you know I enjoy strolling past Snowflake.In case you are just tuning in, Snowflake is a beautiful mixed breed doggie who lives a few … Continue reading Looks like Snow
Marvin took this photo of Tallulah's and my buttockal regions without our knowing it. Talu thinks her butt looks enormous and she is PISSED at daddy. And does anyone remember that sweet doggie I had for one day, Meadow? I just found the post where I wrote about her. I deleted it, but it remains … Continue reading Remembering Meadow. Also, I am a stalker.
Marvin, who was delighted with the comments yesterday about his big...hands, is getting a giant charge out of his own self. He keeps putting that each day is his birthday on Facebook. There is someplace you can go and plug in your birthday on there, and it automatically alerts your friends. He is giggling over … Continue reading Good evening. So nice of you to join us.
Recently, I was digging through my annoying picture boxes to show you something or other. And does anyone remember when I spent a weekend taking all my photos out of their albums and putting them in boxes to save space? And it took forever and I thought I was so brilliant?Guess what. Having your pictures … Continue reading I guess if I found a dish, I’d run away with it
I spent all night dreaming about whether you capitalize "use" in a headline. These are the sorts of nerdy things I dream about. I said yes, you should cap it, because it is a verb and not a conjunction, and the rule is conjunctions that are less than four letters get lowercased, not verbs.Everyone around … Continue reading Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday. Will you relax?
I am the least-relaxed person you ever met in your life. One of my 3948502845 old boyfriends said if I were a dog, I'd be a poodle. One of those really little ones who tremble. I was much skinnier then. I don't think the "really little" part is relevant right now, though. Just fixating on … Continue reading Tense and nervous, can’t relax
Do you want to know who's pretty? People who go to Rush concerts, that's who.I am certain the folks sashaying into that venue were the same people hitting fashion week in New York. If fashion week suddenly brought the black concert t-shirt and those knee-length jean shorts for men into style.And when did it become … Continue reading In which June thinks she’s cooler than Rush fans
...what would have possessed me to buy the t-shirt? No, really. Why did I buy the t-shirt?And yeah. No puppy. More tomorrow.
Today Marvin is making me go see Rush. The band, not the guy. Either one would be bad. But at least with Rush the guy I could get good and mad, so that would be interesting. You cannot say I am not doing my best to keep this marriage going. Rush. For heaven's sake. And … Continue reading I don’t mean to Rush you
Oui, oui, mon chere. Crepe Suzette! Poodle! French toast. Yes, I am fluent in French. Hence the French checks. And do you like how I cleverly painted over my name and account number? I am Fort Knox. But I'm French, so I'm Forte Knoxe. So for those of you who guessed the French check, or … Continue reading And the check June picked was…
I was just so NICELY napping on the couch, when someone had the nerve to stop with their DOGS, TWO of them, and let one of them poop on my lawn. The dog walker cleaned it up, but Tallulah had 47 fits about it and woke me up. She acts like she handles the lawn … Continue reading June’s blog. Where you come for the prizes that she never sends you.
Okay, so I'm not looking in your drawers so much as I am your medicine cabinet, but "looks in your drawers" was funnier.For this week's Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday, I asked you to send me pictures of the inside of your medicine cabinet, and I was surprised how many of you do not even HAVE … Continue reading Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday: June Looks in Your Drawers
Who is irking me? Francis and his huge self, that's who.He LOUNGES all over the computer, and RUBS his annoying head on the top of the screen, pushing it back so I cannot see, and he Googles SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS or 11111111111111111111 and I know he doesn't really want to look either of those up. Because I've … Continue reading Wedgies of Wisdom–June Gets Nosy
I would not be posting from work. Because that would be wrong. Even if I have had no work since 10:15. It would still be wrong. I keep forgetting to say that Duffylou is comment of the week. Tallulah forgot to tell you, too, in her guest post. Also, I am about halfway through Little … Continue reading In a million years
Today sleeping in sun. Curling my tones. Snore a little. Then hear mom say, "Let take Lu to garden." Lu like garden. Lu say screw sleep in sun. Hop off bed. Go look at mom. "Uh-oh, Lu hear us," mom say to dad. Lu click around after mom. Follow mom into bafroom. Follow mom into … Continue reading Talu guest post: My day at park
Today Marvin and I went shopping for a new couch.Enough said.And yet, I will say more.You know, Marvin grew up in a nice, middle-class home, and his parents are tasteful people. And yet? When he goes shopping? He has the taste of a pimp. From 1972."How about this blue velvet couch?" he'll say."HOWWWW can we … Continue reading Les Miserables