It’s here! Wake the kids! The day June talks about her bulbs!

I worked until 11:00 last night. And what I am today? Attractive. Also? Perky. Plus? Attractive.Also incidentally, could it be raining any harder? I know some people say the rain helps them sleep, but I just splayed there in the bed, pinned by animals, so I wasn't all that splayed really, wondering when it was … Continue reading It’s here! Wake the kids! The day June talks about her bulbs!

Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday: Toys You Remember

It's Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday here at Bye Bye, Pie, and yesterday I asked you to tell me about toys from your childhood that now that you look back on them, you're all Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? For example, I had a monster-making machine that heated up to the temperature of Mars, and it had all … Continue reading Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday: Toys You Remember

Don’t be a nicker. Answer my Pieces of Wisdom Q.

I was having a deep email discussion with someone who reads this blog, and somehow we got on the subject of Flickr razors. Well, no. First we were talking about Flickr accounts, and how I would like to get one because I need to look at MORE pictures of myself and my stupid life, and … Continue reading Don’t be a nicker. Answer my Pieces of Wisdom Q.

Remembering Meadow. Also, I am a stalker.

Marvin took this photo of Tallulah's and my buttockal regions without our knowing it. Talu thinks her butt looks enormous and she is PISSED at daddy. And does anyone remember that sweet doggie I had for one day, Meadow? I just found the post where I wrote about her. I deleted it, but it remains … Continue reading Remembering Meadow. Also, I am a stalker.

Good evening. So nice of you to join us.

Marvin, who was delighted with the comments yesterday about his big...hands, is getting a giant charge out of his own self. He keeps putting that each day is his birthday on Facebook. There is someplace you can go and plug in your birthday on there, and it automatically alerts your friends. He is giggling over … Continue reading Good evening. So nice of you to join us.

I guess if I found a dish, I’d run away with it

Recently, I was digging through my annoying picture boxes to show you something or other. And does anyone remember when I spent a weekend taking all my photos out of their albums and putting them in boxes to save space? And it took forever and I thought I was so brilliant?Guess what. Having your pictures … Continue reading I guess if I found a dish, I’d run away with it

Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday. Will you relax?

I spent all night dreaming about whether you capitalize "use" in a headline. These are the sorts of nerdy things I dream about. I said yes, you should cap it, because it is a verb and not a conjunction, and the rule is conjunctions that are less than four letters get lowercased, not verbs.Everyone around … Continue reading Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday. Will you relax?

In which June thinks she’s cooler than Rush fans

Do you want to know who's pretty? People who go to Rush concerts, that's who.I am certain the folks sashaying into that venue were the same people hitting fashion week in New York. If fashion week suddenly brought the black concert t-shirt and those knee-length jean shorts for men into style.And when did it become … Continue reading In which June thinks she’s cooler than Rush fans

June’s blog. Where you come for the prizes that she never sends you.

I was just so NICELY napping on the couch, when someone had the nerve to stop with their DOGS, TWO of them, and let one of them poop on my lawn. The dog walker cleaned it up, but Tallulah had 47 fits about it and woke me up. She acts like she handles the lawn … Continue reading June’s blog. Where you come for the prizes that she never sends you.

Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday: June Looks in Your Drawers

Okay, so I'm not looking in your drawers so much as I am your medicine cabinet, but "looks in your drawers" was funnier.For this week's Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday, I asked you to send me pictures of the inside of your medicine cabinet, and I was surprised how many of you do not even HAVE … Continue reading Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday: June Looks in Your Drawers

Wedgies of Wisdom–June Gets Nosy

Who is irking me? Francis and his huge self, that's who.He LOUNGES all over the computer, and RUBS his annoying head on the top of the screen, pushing it back so I cannot see, and he Googles SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS or 11111111111111111111 and I know he doesn't really want to look either of those up. Because I've … Continue reading Wedgies of Wisdom–June Gets Nosy