The hair and the spare me

Who is your cutest blog friend? Who?

Do not answer that out loud, actually. Because I know your cutest blog friend is Miss Doxie. Or maybe Pioneer Woman, who has actual dimples.

Who is your cutest kind of old, hagged out, non-award-winning blog friend who used to have chemically straightened hair that was quickly losing its chemicals?

What if there was actually someone else you read who met all those criteria who was cuter than me? Crap.

Anyway, the point is, I got my hair cut yesterday. In effing Raleigh. Which is why you never heard from me. Because I was there for four hours, is what I was, just getting my hairs done, plus I visited with Carpool Queen and Coffee Gal who I just misspelled as Coffee Gall and that is totally her name from now on.

…Crap.

You are not going to believe this.

Stupid stupid stupid Typepad is broken and will not let me put pictures up right now. So Coffee Gall's shoes, my hair, all of it NOT SEEABLE!

Crap!

Let me try one more time, here…

CRAPPP!!! $%#@*&#%!!

Crap.

Come back later as I will be sitting here obsessively trying to show you pictures of my new hair. I hate everything.

In the meantime, comment of the week goes to Paula H&B, because she is lovely and demure and totally Grace Kelly, if Grace Kelly were to talk about pooping wicker chairs.

Also, it looks like we'll be reading Little Women for my book club, Mince Words with June. Let's call it Little Womens to be annoying. As annoying as saying Coffee Gall. So we'll meet for Mince Words with June on Sunday, October 10 at 7 p.m. Eastern time to discuss. Then afterward we'll read the book from the father's point of view.

How exciting!

You know what'd be really exciting? Is if I could put up pictures, TYPEPAD! Let's try one more time.

…..

&$%#@!!!&&

13 thoughts on “The hair and the spare me

  1. I love the new hair.
    I had no idea you took pics of my shoes. You are good. And I am ever so grateful that I painted my toes on the car ride over. Also I am So grateful that you didn’t mention the fact that you complimented me on my shirt, and instead of being gracious I complemented myself and my bosom.
    Bless my little heart.
    Let’s get together again soon!

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  2. After I left my comment about your hair on FB yesterday I thought about it. I do not believe I have used the words cute or adorable to describe someone’s hair that is over the age of 27. And I used both those adjectives to describe your hair cut and how well it fits your personality.
    Aww, your just a cute, cuddly adorable kid.

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  3. I was going to go shopping and to the movies today, but now i have to sit around all day and wait for THE HAIR PICS!!!
    Glad you love it.

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  4. Hahahaha! Grace Kelly! Snort. Oh, she would’ve pooped a wicker chair, too, only hers would’ve had chintz cushions.
    Love the picture on FB!! (And you don’t think PW photoshops in her dimples? Like she photoshops EVERY OTHER damn thing? Puh-leeze.)

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  5. Hahahaha! Grace Kelly! Snort. Oh, she would’ve pooped a wicker chair, too, only hers would’ve had chintz cushions.
    Love the picture on FB!! (And you don’t think PW photoshops in her dimples? Like she photoshops EVERY OTHER damn thing? Puh-leeze.)

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  6. Hahahaha! Grace Kelly! Snort. Oh, she would’ve pooped a wicker chair, too, only hers would’ve had chintz cushions.
    Love the picture on FB!! (And you don’t think PW photoshops in her dimples? Like she photoshops EVERY OTHER damn thing? Puh-leeze.)

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  7. I don’t know if you did this on purpose, but when I tried to click on the link for Coffegall I had to actually click on the extra “l”. Very sneaky of you. And very supersleuthy of me to find it. Cannot wait for pictures, I have already seen your hair on facebook so the suspense is not unbearable.

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