Today sleeping in sun. Curling my tones. Snore a little. Then hear mom say, "Let take Lu to garden."

Lu like garden. Lu say screw sleep in sun. Hop off bed.

Go look at mom.

"Uh-oh, Lu hear us," mom say to dad.

Lu click around after mom. Follow mom into bafroom. Follow mom into bedroom. Put foots on mom lap. Why we not go to park yet? It time to go now? How 'bout now? We go now?

Why mom so cranky?

Finely we get in car. Finely we there at park.Atpark

"Let see how long we walk Talu before she get tired out," say mom.

What this tired out?

"It one 29," say mom, who look at that pink square thing she look at all the time. "Let start walk now and see how long she can go."

Mom talk about me? Because Lu can go long time.

Luface
LETZ GO!

Walkygirl
pullpullpullpullpullpullCOMEON! Daddy go too slowz.

Nose
We going or waat?

"It one 45," say mom. "She not slow down one eye-o-ta."

What this eye-o-ta?

Lovelu
We get to what mom call webbing vestabuwll or something, where peoples get marriedz. Mom make me stop and hug wif her and pretend we marryd. Mom stupit. We GIRLZ. It not even legal in this state.

Finely we done bein romantic. Lu pull pull pull through whole garden.

"It two o clok," say mom. "She still not slow down. Let go to Bog Garden."

Bogdog
Come ON Daddee! Comeoncomeoncomeon! BOG GARDEN!

Dux
There DUX here!

Serenitynow
It sereen here.

Splish
HI FISHES! YOU SEREEN IN HERE!? {splish splish splish} TALU HERE TO BE SEREEN WITH YOU!

Shake
HI TADPOLES! LU SHAKE IT LIKE POLAROID PICTURE! YOU SEREEN? WHERE YOU AT?

Trouble
Mom say it two thirty fyve and I look for trouble still. Hey! What that? That butterfly in that picker bush? COME ON!

OW!

Hutry
Lu hurt eye. Get picker in eye. Mom have 48 fits. Put water in Lu eye. That worst part. Lu FINE. Lu not need water in eye. Lu not need kiss on eye. Mom talk to Lu in high squeak voice. Mom need to grab ladder and get over it.

Next
What next?!!

Water
More streem!

Mom say it almost three and I not tired yet.

Dirtee
Mom say my feets dirtee and I kind of smelly and my eye bleedee.

This best day ever.

Mom wonder why I not tyred yet. Who be tyred on good day like this?

We get in car. We go home.

"We not wear dog out," say mom. Then she fall sleep on couch.

"No we did ent," say daddy. He fall sleep too.

That why Lu blogging.

…Do anyone want to go to park again today?

31 thoughts on “Talu guest post: My day at park

  1. L. says:

    Love you Talu!

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  2. oh.oh. hurt me, loo! yoo make me larf!
    lissen to yer public–git yer own blog!

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  3. Koty here to write to Lu. I hate squirlz. Koty want to go to bog garden with Lu. Koty want to get fish and tadpolz and eat grass. I be tirede after 2 hourz. I not young no morz. But I still have fun and like to playz and I hate squirlz. Squirlz is scum of the earth. I chase them away from yard and momma be’s so happyz. She praise Koty and dumb sister Sadie who is dum. Realz dum. But now Sadie hate squirlz too so she not that bad.
    Koty love Lu. Sorry for bleedee eye. I got bleedee nose a cut one timez. Momma and Dad was upsetted. Gives me kisses in public. So embarazz to me.
    Koty wish Lu was sister. Koty go eat dinr. Momma be opening canz of food. Yum. I hate squirlz.

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  4. DB in MD says:

    That was the best day ever! Except for the bleedee eye. Yikes!

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  5. Darla says:

    Bwahahahhahah This is the funniest thing I’ve read today.
    Lu gud blogger, Lu need her own blog. Lu culd be big stah.

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  6. Linda in CO says:

    Is it just me or does it look like one of Marvin’s arms is longer than the other? Methinks he needs to hold Lu’s leash with his left hand for a while.

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  7. Cathy says:

    Would you ask Talu’s daddy if she could come visit me in Illinois? I<3 Talu.

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  8. Barb says:

    Looking pretty svelte there, Lu. I heart you.

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  9. Ze Zali Lama says:

    What. No poop? Ees nutsing witzout ze poop.

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  10. Nithya says:

    “HI FISHES! YOU SEREEN IN HERE!? {splish splish splish} TALU HERE TO BE SEREEN WITH YOU!” has to be my favourite part 😀
    What a gorgeous looking place! Also my dog can RUN for four hours round and round fields as my boyfriend and I walk through them slowly, stop for lunch, then amble off again. 30 minutes of obedience training? He needs to go lie down to sleep off his headache 😀

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  11. I think all dogs’ feetses smell like Fritos.
    Sorry about your boo-boo on your eye. Mom kisses really do make everything better.

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  12. Mary says:

    Lu – Leia is jealous you got to go for such a great walk. Leia’s mom is too lazy to go for a long walk. Or any walk, mostly. Leia would love to romp in a stream with fishes. Sounds like a perfect day (and Leia would not get tired either). Maybe Lu and Leia need to go for a walk together some day. And then watch our people sleep.

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  13. Hulk (Who got 1 "C" in high school...and it wasn't in gym...) says:

    That dog types as good as I do…maybe that explains my meteoric rise in the company…

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  14. Carolyn, who has caught on to the long names in the comments, and whose dog needs an 18 mile run to be serene says:

    Too much. She seems like a very SEREEN dog. Very very very!

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  15. Lu, that bleedy eye made this dog mama gasp. I would have kissed it well, too. Love your post. You need to come play with my girls. You guys could spend the whole time not wearing each other out.

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  16. Laurie S. happy for the Wolverine victory over Notre Dame says:

    Love Lu’s blog entry! The bog garden looks lovely, what a great place for dogs to get dirty and bloody! Her eye, awww, poor girl. Safety goggles next time!

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  17. Duffylou - my dogs were just lying around like oafs all day says:

    Talu! You funny girl. Your guest post for Mom was pure awesomeness! I loves your story telling.
    You still seem so excited. Why don’t you go see what Winston and Henry are up to. If you really feel adventurous I’m sure Francis is up for a bat or two at you.

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  18. Sheri says:

    Lu – I’m pretty sure it will all catch up to you tonight and you’ll be snoring in the wind, keeping your mom and dad awake with your noise. But that’s ok. They love you.

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  19. Chrissy says:

    Talu rocks!!! Our new-to-us (but in reality an older dog) could learn from Talu!!! Jack walks a block, sits down and refuses to budge. :0)

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  20. Niki says:

    I’m CRYING from all the laughing!!! Lu should guest post more often – she’s got quite the way with words. “Mom need to grab ladder and get over it.” OMG – where do yo come up with this stuff!

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  21. Juice says:

    Love Lu and her Polaroid picture shakin ways!

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  22. Lu wrong. Lu need lots of kisses on her bleedee owee. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  23. Lu wrong. Lu need lots of kisses on her bleedee owee. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  24. Lu wrong. Lu need lots of kisses on her bleedee owee. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  25. othermama says:

    Love Lu and all of her adventures.Did she make Mom sit in back seat of car?

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  26. sandra says:

    Too funny!

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  27. Jill Munroe who wants to kiss Lu's noggin. says:

    L.O.V.E. Lu!!!!!!!
    “Mom make me stop and hug wif her and pretend we marryd. Mom stupit. We GIRLZ. It not even legal in this state.”
    DYING!!!!!

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  28. arlene; stayin on the couch! says:

    Lu, you know how t’ wipe out t’ old foks, don’t chew? Sorry, nawt volunteerin’ for next trip to garden. I got tired readin’ bout today’s trip!

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  29. arlene; stayin on the couch! says:

    Lu, you know how t’ wipe out t’ old foks, don’t chew? Sorry, nawt volunteerin’ for next trip to garden. I got tired readin’ bout today’s trip!

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  30. arlene; stayin on the couch! says:

    Lu, you know how t’ wipe out t’ old foks, don’t chew? Sorry, nawt volunteerin’ for next trip to garden. I got tired readin’ bout today’s trip!

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  31. Tiffaney - no way, am I first??! says:

    LU SHAKE IT LIKE POLAROID PICTURE.
    You young, hip pups and your slang.

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