I am typing you with a Henry on my lap.
Do you know what I love? Henry's one white tip on his kitty ear.
Anyway, it is Pieces of Widdom, and who adores herself for saying "Widdom," and today's question was inspired by cranky Marvin. Last night we were just settling down for a short autumn's nap.
"Muffin?" I asked. I call him Muffin. He will be delighted that you know this.
And here is the thing. Old Muffin, there, is never reachable the first time you address him. Whether you call him on the phone, get locked out and knock on the door, address him in another room, are trapped under something heavy, whatever. I think it's a control thing, or he's deaf as a doornail, but whatever it is, he will NEVER respond on your first try.
So you will be shocked to hear that he did not answer my, "Muffin."
"Muffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffinmuffin!" I said then. I mean, what choice did I have? I won't be IGNORED, Dan.
"Whaaat?" he groused.
"What should I ask for my Pieces of Wisdom question tomorrow?" I mean, don't you think he probably felt bad then, when he heard how important my query was?
"Why don't you ask people how much sleep they get?" he asked.
"Because I'm not getting any, with your constant yammering, over there."
What a grump.
So, how much sleep do you get a night? I get eight hours. Because I am a good citizen that way. Except last night Edsel had to pee at 3:20 a.m. and then I couldn't fall back asleep, and now I am a trifle groggy.
I had to take this picture with my iPone, because I have a Henry on my lap, but is he looking…bigger? When we got him, he was the exact size of Winston, and today I noticed he is distinctly taller than poor Win. The way this picture is blurry, it's like I captured Bigfoot on film or something. Bigpup.
Okay, tell all. And tomorrow I will report our results with my ERASE BOARD, whoever it is who gets upset when I don't use the erase board. Is that Juice? I forget. Someone gets ants in her pantaloons over it.
Someone LOSES SLEEP over it. Bah!
(Oh! And next week, we will have a Very Special Pieces of Wisdom, where we dissect Hulk's wardrobe. Hulk, is it okay if we have a Very Special POW where we dissect your wardrobe? You have to take a bunch of pictures of your clothes. And be sure to send me those huge photos like you like to send. Thanks.)