Pieces of Wisdom; Disrobe Hulk.

It's Tuesday, which means Tallulah is at day care, and also it is Pieces of Wisdom day. This week we are having an extra-special event, in which we all Queer Eye my pal Hulk. Even if we are straight women.

Hulk and I went to high school together. We were on newspaper staff–he was sports editor, I think, and I was features editor. Which makes perfect sense, because Hulk is obsessed with sports, which you will soon see, and I was obsessed with…features. Okay, perhaps it doesn't make PERFECT sense. Shut up.

At any rate, after high school we only saw each other once, in our early 20s, when we ran into each other and were having a great time until my ex-boyfriend showed up with another girl. This resulted in me throwing my purse across the room at them, and screaming and crying, and Hulk standing there helplessly because eight seconds earlier I had been a perfectly fine sane person. I tore off into the night in a dramatic huff, which is how I tore off everywhere when I was in my 20s, and I always felt bad that I did that to Hulk.

Two years ago we were reunited on Facebook, and I immediately apologized to him for my behavior in 1988.

"What are you talking about?" he asked. All that time I had felt horrid and he had no recollection.

"Did I at least try to sleep with you?" he wondered.

Anyway. Shockingly, Hulk is single, and is a very regular commentor on this blog. I mean, I do not know how often he poops, although I'm sure he would tell us. I mean he comments all the time. And all the womenses on here just love him. So someone or other came up with the idea that maybe Hulk needs wardrobe help, because he mentioned that he did not know those stupid Tom Sawyer jean shorts were unfashionable. This is why we are having a Critique Hulk's Wardrobe-stat!-Pieces of Wisdom day.

So take a gander at his pictures, write in your suggestions for what he should be wearing (or if you like what he has on and you would totally tap that, let us know that, too), and include links to clothes you like, if you want to go that far.

Let's begin, shall we? Because Edsel is eating the floor and I have to get out of this room and find him another hobby. Did I mention Talu is at day care?

Hulk1
Here are Hulk's hats. I am abstaining from comment. I am just the messenger.

Hulk2
Hulk's shoes. Trying very hard not to comment.

Hulksterribleshirts
Hulk's "party" shirts. I would like to mention he lives in Michigan, not Tahiti.

Hulkcasual
Shirts he wears to work.

Hulk7
Oh dear God in heaven, let me abstain from comment.

Hulk5
MMrrfff, mrrfft! Slapping hand over mouth. Trying not to say, "Howwwwwww does he have so many Indians shirts?"

Hulkworks
"I'm Hulk. Do not mess with my fine wardrobe.You will not like me when I'm angry."

 
Playhulk
"Poker? I don't even know her!"

Hulkworshipsgodgiggles
Here is what Hulk wears to church, and I apologize, Hulk, that I titled this one "Hulk worships, God giggles." I really don't think this ensemble is that bad. I like how you live in a studio apartment with a nice fireplace.

Okay, my floor has been eaten. Must go. Discuss.

 

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

188 thoughts on “Pieces of Wisdom; Disrobe Hulk.”

  1. NO AXE BODY SPRAY. NO. NO. NO. Unless you’re 15.
    Hulk, I just wanted to add that I don’t think you need to toss your faded blue jeans. Those are great for working in the yard with one of your ball caps on backwards. And a flannel, unbuttoned with a white t shirt underneath. Yum. You will look ruggedly handsome yet boyish at the same time. That outfit could also be worn to the local Home Depot or Lowes. No where else.
    Love the polo and shorts…just lose the POKER shirt. And for the love of God, who giggles when you worship, please please say you don’t wear socks up to your mid calf with those shoes!!!!

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  2. Dear Hulk,
    I am a Miami Hurricane. It wasn’t pass interference. Poo on your “national championship!”

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  3. Now I am over here trying to recall what drama Cristy and Hulk have had… Nevertheless, she has excellent suggestions. Oh, and Target Steve, Who Does Not Smell Like Teen Spirit. Dying.

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  4. Hulk is one brave soul. You won’t catch my casual self displaying my wardrobe for the world to see. I think style has a lot to do with region and lifestyle. That said, I agree with the dark jeans, showing your neck and ditching the horizontal stripes. I like the button down shirts as long as they aren’t buttoned all the way up.

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  5. OK, see what I did? Sat there and read through all of the comments after I said I wasn’t going to. Regarding coats, Hulk, if you have 15 sports related coats, go out and invest in a nice pea coat. But not a pee coat. That is all.

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  6. Hulk (Who will get some white t-shirts to wear under his collared (not buttoned down!) shirts and dark-washed jeans. Is that what you call them? "Dark-washed"??) says:

    ~Fay-there was holding on Miami with two minutes to go in regulation that wasn’t called. There was a clip on the subsequent punt that wasn’t called. And you got the same “bogus” pass interference call in your second OT possession and couldn’t convert. Dorsey choked. Get over it.
    ~Glad you would still tap that though (if you weren’t married…)
    ~Lee-the only time I wear socks that aren’t the footie kind is with long pants. Even for softball.
    ~I have always loved Cristy. No drama at all, Junie. Of.
    Here are the skechers I wear: http://www.skechers.com/shoes-and-clothing/styles/trends/top_rated/product/tom_cats/cdb
    I don’t wear those metrosexual weird things with the stolen Adidas stripes.

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  7. Hulk (Who will get some white t-shirts to wear under his collared (not buttoned down!) shirts and dark-washed jeans. Is that what you call them? "Dark-washed"??) says:

    ~Fay-there was holding on Miami with two minutes to go in regulation that wasn’t called. There was a clip on the subsequent punt that wasn’t called. And you got the same “bogus” pass interference call in your second OT possession and couldn’t convert. Dorsey choked. Get over it.
    ~Glad you would still tap that though (if you weren’t married…)
    ~Lee-the only time I wear socks that aren’t the footie kind is with long pants. Even for softball.
    ~I have always loved Cristy. No drama at all, Junie. Of.
    Here are the skechers I wear: http://www.skechers.com/shoes-and-clothing/styles/trends/top_rated/product/tom_cats/cdb
    I don’t wear those metrosexual weird things with the stolen Adidas stripes.

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  8. Hulk (Who will get some white t-shirts to wear under his collared (not buttoned down!) shirts and dark-washed jeans. Is that what you call them? "Dark-washed"??) says:

    ~Fay-there was holding on Miami with two minutes to go in regulation that wasn’t called. There was a clip on the subsequent punt that wasn’t called. And you got the same “bogus” pass interference call in your second OT possession and couldn’t convert. Dorsey choked. Get over it.
    ~Glad you would still tap that though (if you weren’t married…)
    ~Lee-the only time I wear socks that aren’t the footie kind is with long pants. Even for softball.
    ~I have always loved Cristy. No drama at all, Junie. Of.
    Here are the skechers I wear: http://www.skechers.com/shoes-and-clothing/styles/trends/top_rated/product/tom_cats/cdb
    I don’t wear those metrosexual weird things with the stolen Adidas stripes.

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  9. June- you did used to do ask June and I asked you about the preposition at the end of a sentence thing. Then you let Hulk do a special ‘ask Hulk’ and I harrassed him over the same thing. My annoying humor doesn’t always translate online. I swear I’m cute in person. I think he’s forgiven me though. Or forgotten.

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  10. Hulk, I’m impressed! You’ve actually got a capsule wardrobe going on 🙂 It’s taken me over 30 pairs of shoes to have a pair that matched every outfit, you’ve done it in three! I actually think the stuff you have suits you very well. Also too I own a lot of dark coloured lumberjack shirts myself but then again I’m from England where we apparently hate colours 😛
    I think that stripey top aside you’re pretty well set. Tucking in your t-shirt is something I don’t understand but since I noticed every American man I saw when I was over there did it I’ll leave that alone since nobody else has brought it up. And maybe some of the dressed-up suggestions people have given for those…rare and few…places where a tropical print shirt wouldn’t be considered party wear. Although I actually like them after watching a lot of Dexter. I’m sure you’d look like a white Angel Batista, who I’d totally marry ❤ But also crossed with Luke from Gilmore Girls which is another good thing but you're not the man I think you are if you know who I mean.
    All in all a really good manly man wardrobe that I don't want to Queer Eye because you're Hulk! We don't need no lady-boy Spiderman types.

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  11. Hulk, I forgot to ask about the price tag shown in your horizontal striped shirt ensemble. Are you channeling Minnie Pearl or had you just purchased the shirt or light colored jeans? If so, maybe you can return said shirt or jeans.

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  12. June, thanks for sharing Tallulah’s daycare website. I can’t resist checking on my dog when she has a play day at daycare.

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  13. Hulk (Who was the ONLY person at a local trivia contest who knew that Luke's relatives from the first 'Star Wars' was Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru...and you think WARDROBE is my only issue here???) says:

    ~That is not a price tag, unfortunatly. That is my work badge.
    ~Someone else asked. I am 6’3″. And 27 pounds lighter. F#@* Yeah.
    ~I barely know who Luke from “General Hospital” is, let alone that other Luke. I know who Luke Skywalker is…

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  14. Hulk, I think you and my husband would make great friends: Ohio State AND Star Wars!!! My husband’s favorite things.
    He’s always looking for someone to watch the OSU games with (yes, bad grammar, I know) and I’m not terribly sympathetic as I’m a Wolverine and a Gator.

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  15. No Hulk No! Those sketchers are something my son wore to his 8th grade dance. And only because it was last minute. Even he hated them and were tossed shortly after. A nice short boot, either laced or pull on, would be nice.
    And good god, no Axe! If your face itches how about some moisturizer? Light and clean smelling.
    I like the idea of a shaved head. But keep the goatee, and the gray in it too. Gray on a man is sexy.

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  16. June, does Tallulah get her sales commissions in doggie treats because her cute self will increase the day care’s business for sure!

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  17. Dear Hulk,
    I like almost everything …especially the Hawaiian shirts. The sport shirts are groovy.
    I know nothing about the hats…they don’t warm my heart like the Hawaiian shirts…so I guess have no opinion on that part.
    You are a brave man, modeling for the eyes of a million-zillion women. God Bless.
    lol

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  18. June, can your blog capture Hulk’s head spinning in response to all of the often contradictory advice he has received today? After all of this, he may decide to stay single!

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  19. Single ladies, please take note. Forget about his clothes- Hulk’s bed was made and he had seasonal decor above the fireplace. How can this man still be available.

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  20. Re: aftershave. Neutrogena makes a manly man line. It’s stocked by the manly man razors and shave cream, etc. There’s face wash, toner, moisturizer, etc., all the stuff us girls use, but as not to insult the manly men who are buying it, it’s stocked with the other manly man stuff. And I do believe they have aftershave lotion.
    It smells very clean, very fresh. You should try it.

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  21. Let’s break it down for you Hulk.
    Shave your head after showering with a nice clean smelling soap. No after shave. (But perhaps an unscented moisturizer.) No cologne. Slip into your boxer briefs (no one mentioned your unmentionables, so I am taking the liberty here.) Next your crisp white t shirt. After that, your dress black socks. Slip on your flat front charcoal gray slacks, a very nice blue dress shirt with maybe some vertical thin stripes of black and gray, NO HORIZONTAL stripes, please. Tuck it in and slip on your gorgeous black leather belt (NO BRAIDING)with the nice silver buckle. Now put on those Cole Hahn shoes (no bitching about the price, they will last FOREVER if cared for properly) and check yourself in the mirror one last time. Get your nice wool pea coat (as opposed to a pee coat) and head out the door to pick up the woman of your dreams that you met at the Home Depot when dressed in your sexy faded blue jeans.
    And for the love of God, who giggles when you worship, DON’T FORGET TO HAVE THE VODKA CHILLING! Sheesh.

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  22. Let’s break it down for you Hulk.
    Shave your head after showering with a nice clean smelling soap. No after shave. (But perhaps an unscented moisturizer.) No cologne. Slip into your boxer briefs (no one mentioned your unmentionables, so I am taking the liberty here.) Next your crisp white t shirt. After that, your dress black socks. Slip on your flat front charcoal gray slacks, a very nice blue dress shirt with maybe some vertical thin stripes of black and gray, NO HORIZONTAL stripes, please. Tuck it in and slip on your gorgeous black leather belt (NO BRAIDING)with the nice silver buckle. Now put on those Cole Hahn shoes (no bitching about the price, they will last FOREVER if cared for properly) and check yourself in the mirror one last time. Get your nice wool pea coat (as opposed to a pee coat) and head out the door to pick up the woman of your dreams that you met at the Home Depot when dressed in your sexy faded blue jeans.
    And for the love of God, who giggles when you worship, DON’T FORGET TO HAVE THE VODKA CHILLING! Sheesh.

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  23. Let’s break it down for you Hulk.
    Shave your head after showering with a nice clean smelling soap. No after shave. (But perhaps an unscented moisturizer.) No cologne. Slip into your boxer briefs (no one mentioned your unmentionables, so I am taking the liberty here.) Next your crisp white t shirt. After that, your dress black socks. Slip on your flat front charcoal gray slacks, a very nice blue dress shirt with maybe some vertical thin stripes of black and gray, NO HORIZONTAL stripes, please. Tuck it in and slip on your gorgeous black leather belt (NO BRAIDING)with the nice silver buckle. Now put on those Cole Hahn shoes (no bitching about the price, they will last FOREVER if cared for properly) and check yourself in the mirror one last time. Get your nice wool pea coat (as opposed to a pee coat) and head out the door to pick up the woman of your dreams that you met at the Home Depot when dressed in your sexy faded blue jeans.
    And for the love of God, who giggles when you worship, DON’T FORGET TO HAVE THE VODKA CHILLING! Sheesh.

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  24. Ok. Just one more thing. IF you are a watch wearer, please get a dress watch. No sports watch with 928475604 features which looks like you could take out the world with one push of a button. A nice Movado would do.
    And? Your hands? I just gotta say it. NICE. Very nice hands, Hulk. Women like nice hands. And yours? Yummy.

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  25. Ok. Just one more thing. IF you are a watch wearer, please get a dress watch. No sports watch with 928475604 features which looks like you could take out the world with one push of a button. A nice Movado would do.
    And? Your hands? I just gotta say it. NICE. Very nice hands, Hulk. Women like nice hands. And yours? Yummy.

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  26. Ok. Just one more thing. IF you are a watch wearer, please get a dress watch. No sports watch with 928475604 features which looks like you could take out the world with one push of a button. A nice Movado would do.
    And? Your hands? I just gotta say it. NICE. Very nice hands, Hulk. Women like nice hands. And yours? Yummy.

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  27. Woah woah woah. Back up. June, there are other people who think Australia looks like a dog’s head? Everyone I’ve mentioned that to looks at me like I’m a crazy person!! I stopped saying it a few years ago.

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  28. Hulk I forwarded some pics to June. Didn’t have time to produce a shirt with stripes. I threw in a sweater. Quickly done in PS so don’t expect much.

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  29. She WAS??! Perhaps Edsel has shown her small dogs are not the devil. And seeing as Edsel keeps getting LONGER than he is getting taller, perhaps this change of heart is for the best. Chihuahua/Doxie/Shepherd mix, maybe?

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  30. OMG, Hulk, you poor bastard! Getting ripped apart left and right! You are such a good sport, unless you are (a) sobbing in your beer right now or (b) planning June’s and June’s commenters grisly murders. Or (c) both.
    I am surrounded at work by three-piece suits and wingtips (my last job was even worse — lawyers), all metrosexual fops with product in their hair (FTLOG), wearing monogrammed thisses and thatses. Your wardrobe, the wardrobe of a man’s man, is a breath of fresh air. Outdoorsy, pine-tree fresh air.
    I wouldn’t change anything. This is who Hulk is.
    (And you totally look like you can, and do, fully execute the Pull My Finger game.)

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  31. OMG, Hulk, you poor bastard! Getting ripped apart left and right! You are such a good sport, unless you are (a) sobbing in your beer right now or (b) planning June’s and June’s commenters grisly murders. Or (c) both.
    I am surrounded at work by three-piece suits and wingtips (my last job was even worse — lawyers), all metrosexual fops with product in their hair (FTLOG), wearing monogrammed thisses and thatses. Your wardrobe, the wardrobe of a man’s man, is a breath of fresh air. Outdoorsy, pine-tree fresh air.
    I wouldn’t change anything. This is who Hulk is.
    (And you totally look like you can, and do, fully execute the Pull My Finger game.)

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  32. OMG, Hulk, you poor bastard! Getting ripped apart left and right! You are such a good sport, unless you are (a) sobbing in your beer right now or (b) planning June’s and June’s commenters grisly murders. Or (c) both.
    I am surrounded at work by three-piece suits and wingtips (my last job was even worse — lawyers), all metrosexual fops with product in their hair (FTLOG), wearing monogrammed thisses and thatses. Your wardrobe, the wardrobe of a man’s man, is a breath of fresh air. Outdoorsy, pine-tree fresh air.
    I wouldn’t change anything. This is who Hulk is.
    (And you totally look like you can, and do, fully execute the Pull My Finger game.)

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  33. As I am from Michigan (about 45 minutes from Birch Run), I can say that Hulk dresses like pretty much every guy I know. That said, there are definitely things that can/should be changed wardrobe wise (& will impress women). I changed my husband’s wardrobe (shockingly like Hulk’s) & now whenever we are in Michigan, the girls think he is SO much cuter. Now if I could just get rid of the hats… They are just so ‘American’ (living in Europe – Baseball hats are a US thing).
    Hats – If you insist, please pick up some ‘plain’ ones – black, brown, navy, etc. & coordinate with your outfit.
    Shirts – 1 ‘Luau’ shirt (only for parties that are outdoor & themed); Plaid – well, it’s MI… Try to limit to shopping @ Home Depot; Polo Shirts – Nike makes a very nice ‘dryweave’ (or something like that) one… If you are overly warm, this will keep you cool!
    Sports Shirts – First, I can’t believe people don’t throw eggs @ you… Ohio? Really? Please only wear to sports bars – on game days.
    Pants – Flat Front (No Pleats) for any & all! Dark jeans… Make sure they fit properly & are long enough! Wear a coordinating belt (casual & dress belts).
    Shoes – I am a person who is obsessed with shoes (& have made my husband have coordinating shoes too!). Please NO Lug Soles… They look like work boots & it’s not a good thing. I would recommend something like this (buy one in black & one in brown):
    http://www.skechers.com/shoes-and-clothing/men/styles/dress_shoes/product/compelling_-_dexterity/cdb/
    As far as ties & ‘dress’ clothing go – I would agree with others… Pick nice & classic styles! Check the outlets & if you are up for the drive, you can check out Nordstroms or Macy’s in Troy @ Somerset Mall – make sure it’s a big sale weekend!
    I really love the wreath… In Germany we don’t have the dramatic color changes & I am REALLY missing it this year.
    I can’t wait to see the ‘afters’… Thanks for being so brave to show us!
    🙂

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  34. I forgot… Coats – I agree with the ‘pea coat’! There is a Burlington Coat Factory not to far & I’ve gotten some fabulous coats there.

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  35. Hulk, you have a great smile and some really cute glasses. Also you are brave and a good sport – what more could anyone ask for?

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  36. I am no fashionista myself, so I must go easy on Hulk. I am posting my advice before reading the hundreds of previous advices so my opinion won’t be influenced.
    Lose the Buckeye stuff – aren’t you a Michigan fella? J/k . . .(not really).
    The Indians jerseys are nice looking, quality wearables.
    Add a pair of nice leather shoes in a semi-casual style or a slip on driving moc.
    I think the plaid shirts could be replaced with something more current or maybe larger plaids? Hulk is a big guy, those plaids seem so tiny.
    Not a fan of the baseball cap but I am of an older generation than y’all, never got into the ball cap look.
    The church look ain’t bad, would be good for a date with a tie with a little more zip and pants of a darker khaki or brown. Add a little variety with the shirt, too.
    Some woman is really missing out on a great guy, I think. A single Hulk is a hot commodity in this day and age!

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  37. Amanda, formerly of MI but now in Germany — where in Germany are you? I just returned to Michigan after living there for nearly 3 years. Though I’m thrilled to be home, I miss it terribly.
    And on a side note, my husband has farted at least once a minute for the last 20 minutes. FTLOG!!! I think next week we should talk about all the things that our spouses do that drive us batty. Ooh, I better start making my list now.

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  38. I know! Hulkette took better pictures than I do. I told Hulk to make Hulkette take his photo for this important day, and I said, What good is having a kid if not to have a tiny servant? Hulk asked how it was possible God never saw fit to grace me with a child of my own.

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  39. Oh, my gosh!!! Dying laughing at all the funny comments today!! And, Hulk! What a cutie pie you are!!! (I don’t know what’s up with all my exclamation points!!!!) Maybe I’m biased though because I am married to a Michigan boy myself.
    Like many of the commenters said about their men, his wardrobe is a little similar with all the hats and sports stuff. However, I did finally get him some nicer shoes to wear with the dressier jeans. Please lose the lug sole Skechers – especially if you’re going to get some nice darker wash jeans. What about these? http://clarks.zappos.com/n/p/dp/42708400/c/216.html
    My hubby has a similar pair in black and they look great with his dark jeans.
    Everyone else has pretty much covered the rest. And thanks for being a good sport and sharing your wardrobe photos. This has been a fun post.

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  40. Hulk (Who was born in MI but lived in THE state of Ohio in his formative sports years. And NO UM fans give me any grief. Not since Sweater Vest took over...) says:

    ~Ok. Thanks for all the advice. I went out tonight and bought some dark jeans, some white crew collar t-shirts, a couple dress shirts with VERTICAL stripes.
    ~And a black belt.
    ~Slip-on shoes? Really? Because they look dumb. How about some black laced shoes…
    ~Hulkette did take some nice pictures. She can take better pictures than June. With a LOT less to work with…
    ~Thanks for all the compliments. Even though you are all married and from out-of-state…
    ~ A nice smile? Really? Because I think I look like I ought to be wearing a trench coat and waiting outside school playgrounds when I smile…

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  41. Hulk (Who was born in MI but lived in THE state of Ohio in his formative sports years. And NO UM fans give me any grief. Not since Sweater Vest took over...) says:

    ~Ok. Thanks for all the advice. I went out tonight and bought some dark jeans, some white crew collar t-shirts, a couple dress shirts with VERTICAL stripes.
    ~And a black belt.
    ~Slip-on shoes? Really? Because they look dumb. How about some black laced shoes…
    ~Hulkette did take some nice pictures. She can take better pictures than June. With a LOT less to work with…
    ~Thanks for all the compliments. Even though you are all married and from out-of-state…
    ~ A nice smile? Really? Because I think I look like I ought to be wearing a trench coat and waiting outside school playgrounds when I smile…

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  42. Hulk (Who was born in MI but lived in THE state of Ohio in his formative sports years. And NO UM fans give me any grief. Not since Sweater Vest took over...) says:

    ~Ok. Thanks for all the advice. I went out tonight and bought some dark jeans, some white crew collar t-shirts, a couple dress shirts with VERTICAL stripes.
    ~And a black belt.
    ~Slip-on shoes? Really? Because they look dumb. How about some black laced shoes…
    ~Hulkette did take some nice pictures. She can take better pictures than June. With a LOT less to work with…
    ~Thanks for all the compliments. Even though you are all married and from out-of-state…
    ~ A nice smile? Really? Because I think I look like I ought to be wearing a trench coat and waiting outside school playgrounds when I smile…

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  43. Hi Hulk: The Nikes and Hawaiian shirts are cool (not worn together though!), but I think it’s time for some new (darker) jeans and belts. Thanks for letting us pick you apart, you are brave!

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  44. I feel like you’ve been beat up enough, so let me add that I was surprised you only had three hats (which are totally suitable for guys over 21) and I loved the fact that one of your pairs of shoes were cleats. Heart you.

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  45. Wait a minute…Did I read Work Carhartt?! No. Just no. I’m an orig. midwest girl, but men should not wear carhartt jackets to work in offices, or dates. Get a nice leather jacket, stylish coat, something. Please.

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  46. HEY. I’m not sixteen. And I agree with Anita that trench coats are great. And sure, I’d love to see the way you’ve carpeted all the surfaces inside your windowless van! Ooh, is that a puppy?

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  47. Dear Hulk,
    Do not change a thing – women love a project. 😉

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  48. Poor brave Hulk. Being a Georgia peach, I don’t really go for the Midwestern sports dude wardrobe, but I would still tap that regardless.

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  49. PS. And I am single. But sadly, in another state.

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  50. I was going to make a crack about Hai Karate cologne, but I just can’t. Hulk is SUCH a good sport.
    Sigh. Off to work with the stuffy wingtip wearers. I wish I could submit THOSE bozos for a Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday.

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  51. I was going to make a crack about Hai Karate cologne, but I just can’t. Hulk is SUCH a good sport.
    Sigh. Off to work with the stuffy wingtip wearers. I wish I could submit THOSE bozos for a Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday.

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  52. I was going to make a crack about Hai Karate cologne, but I just can’t. Hulk is SUCH a good sport.
    Sigh. Off to work with the stuffy wingtip wearers. I wish I could submit THOSE bozos for a Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday.

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  53. Carla – I live in Dienstweiler (a little bitty village with nothing in it, except houses), which is in the Rhineland-Pfalz area (over on the west side, about an hour from Trier & the Luxembourg border). This is the wine region – the Mosel & Rhine Rivers are just a short distance away… I do love my giant assortment of sweet white wine (& cheap – oh so cheap!). If the weather was better, I would never leave… Right now, I just want to move to Italy!

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  54. Amanda, there is a breed of horse known as the Rheinland-Pfalz. It’s a type of warmblood dating back to the 1700s. Do you know if there are any of these horse farms in your area?

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  55. Okay first off, I am happily married to a very handsome man so I know from good lookin’ and I will vote that Hulk is good looking man.
    No shame in his game, gene-wise.
    Wardrobe I am loving not so much.
    Okay first off does he even LIVE in Ohio? I live in Ohio and I don’t think even natives who live within a curveball of Jacob’s field have that much “Indians” in the wardrobe.
    The plaid shirt and blue casual dress are divine.
    The Hawaiian shirts are costume party attire I presume? If tiki torches and a lei are involved get down with your bad self. Otherwise, no. Just. No.
    The Poker shirt must die.

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