Today's Pieces of Wisdom question actually has nothing to do with the water bowl, but I just added water to that damn dog bowl for the 20432qsju%!942th time today and I am sick and tired of it. Are they licking Lot's Wife?
How many times am I gonna drag out the Lot's Wife reference whenever we need to talk about something salty or very, you know, still? Maybe I should update my material.
My material is stagnant. It is unmoving like Lot's Wife.
See what I did there?
Anyway, here it is Tuesday already and time for another Pieces of Wisdom. Someone suggested that we ask Marvin questions, which I really don't know how that is pieces of wisdom, precisely, and I don't mean because Marvin is dumb, I mean because the POINT of Pieces of Wisdom was I was supposed to ask YOU something each week, glean YOUR wisdom, but whatever.
What I needed there was a longer sentence. That sentence was as big as Lot's Wife's sodium count.
…Maybe what I need to do is get a larger water bowl. I am still just using Tallulah's bowl and now we have TWO dogs, plus Lot stops by and he gets thirsty after he makes out with the Mrs.
You know, I found a chat room yesterday where someone recommended my blog, and the recommender said, "The blogger is kind of nuts, but she's funny." Is it stuff like this that makes her say that, do you think?
You know what goes well with nuts?
At any rate. So for today's Pieces of Wisdom, here is your chance to ask Marvin any burning queries you may have for him. Perhaps you wonder what his favorite color is. Maybe you need to know more about his band. Or you have been up nights asking yourself, "Why would Marvin finally cave and let June get a puppy?" To which I say, really? This keeps you up nights? Because somewhere outside Sodom and Gomorrah there is a woman made of SALT. That doesn't seem more compelling to you?
Faithful readers will remember we had an Interview Marvin segment a few years back, but people come and go so quickly here. Remember frequent commenter J, who was so funny, and her sister M? And KW from Atlanta? And The Accidental Housewife? They all used to comment all the time. Where did they go? Did they turn to perhaps some kind of pillar of condiment?
So because you are all brand new with the exception of like five people, we can do an ask Marvin again. Please ask your Qs by 5 p.m. Eastern Time, as we have to get to bed and getting Marvin to answer questions is like trying to keep a slug alive around Lot's —
Oh, forget it.