Fran is gonna live, it looks like. Did you ever read that article in The Onion, Cat Refuses to Die? That is so my cranky-arse cat.
The vet is pretty sure he has an irritated bowel, which makes sense because the rest of him is irritated on a regular basis. She said for years, vets said dry food was best, and now they are discovering wet food is much better for the kidneys, digestive system, etc. She said FANCY FEAST is the best canned because it has the highest protein so they won't eat too much.
She mentioned he really needs to, ahem, slim down a little. So he weighs 20. That's not so bad, is it? If he were a Puma.
Anyway, she took his evil blood and if there is anything more serious we will know tomorrow. I just got 24 cans of Fancy ridiculous Feast for $11 at Target.
Also too? I totally wish we could sedate Fran every day. He was a delight when he was knocked out! So purry and floppy and happy!
And I am not a terrible mom or anything.
Anyway, he is awake now and eating his Fancee Feest and just waiting to get back at me. I am so glad he will be around to hate us for many more years.
Oh, and I got a message from the vet. "Mrs. Garnnndens? Just calling to let you know Eden is doing fine."
That didn't make me nervous at all. I will pick him up tomorrow and they will have turned him into a cat.
Or added Neuticals.