Oh, you all came up with BEAUTIFUL ideas for Edsel's neutering party! You should all be professional neutering party planners. Which now that I think of it, someone said in the comments, as well. I have no original thoughts. You all came up with them.
So, based on your ideas, Ima serve a cheese ball with crackers, brownies with nuts (aka Before) and then another pan without nuts (aka After), and then some kind of meatball.
Now, I failed to mention that my mother is coming to town, so you better watch out, you better not cry. So we will be out all day the day of the party and what I want is a meatball recipe you can make in a crock pot.
I was hoping for kind of a sausage-y crock pot recipe. Anyone? Bueller?
So I'll go shopping tomorrow, and in the meantime, yesterday I got party decorations. Who loves herself so bad?
One of you suggested lipstick as a party favor, but they didn't have lipstick. I looked in the whole little girl party princess theme area? They have lip balm for kids now. Which, why? That's way messier than lipstick.
I told the checkout girl what I was doing, as she cashed out my 50 white balloons and white string that Ima hang from my ceiling, and she thought it was so funny that she told the other casher, who was a man.
"Ma'am, y'all just made my stomach hurt," he told me. "You can't tell a man about stuff like that."
I told him Edsel failed to see the humor in this party, as well.
Someone said in the comments that I should decorate Edsel in a Swiss flag to show he is neutral, and I'm totally on the lookout for said flag. Because I cannot give up a theme once I get started, apparently.
So thanks again for growing a pair and helping a sister out!