My secret lunch

Fridgecatz
Isn't it exciting? Francis feels well enough to get up on the fridge to eat! Of course, the irony is that the cat food is up on the fridge because it's the nonbunny food, and now he feels well enough to eat it, which he is not supposed to be doing. As soon as I saw him up there I filled the bowl with the 8 million dollar bunny food and now everyone is feasting on it.

Great.

Closetedwin
Winston, who gleefully eats bunnies outside all summer long, does not like it in a can version, so I had to sneak him his dry food in the food closet, here. Could life be more chaotic?

Anyway, I can't talk to you, girl. I am driving to an undisclosed location to meet a regular blog reader and commentor for lunch! It's all so exciting. She does not live in North Carolina, but she is here this weekend and we are having a romantic get-together in a matter of hours.

I have no idea what Ima wear. Probably something that makes me look fat, as there is no choice in the matter. She'll be all, Why is Mama Cass coming through the crowd, there?

Then tonight I have book club with Faithful Reader Laura. Has my blog become my life? Is this bad?

Tomorrow I will reveal my lunch date, and all the sick details of our luncheon.

I hope they serve canned bunny.

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

58 thoughts on “My secret lunch”

  1. It cracks me up how many people notice the tiniest things about your house. If you want, junie, I’ll take pics of MY house. There is all SORTS od oddities going on here…
    Especially in my finished basement. A carpenter I am NOT!

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  2. Enjoy the rendez-vous.! You look fat, yeah right, not!
    Hulk- after seeing your comment in your signature yesterday all i can say is, you’re not a Patricia.:)

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  3. You should walk through the crowd singing “Dream a Little Dream of Me” so she doesn’t get confused about who she’s suppposed to think you are.

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  4. Like Anita, I would like to be a fly on the wall at the Summit Luncheon. While they are nibbling on the bunny morsels, maybe June and ? will check to see what we are saying about them…Nah. Enjoy, ladies, and don’t forget pictures!

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  5. Like Anita, I would like to be a fly on the wall at the Summit Luncheon. While they are nibbling on the bunny morsels, maybe June and ? will check to see what we are saying about them…Nah. Enjoy, ladies, and don’t forget pictures!

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  6. Like Anita, I would like to be a fly on the wall at the Summit Luncheon. While they are nibbling on the bunny morsels, maybe June and ? will check to see what we are saying about them…Nah. Enjoy, ladies, and don’t forget pictures!

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  7. How fun to lunch with a faithful reader. Hopefully she is not a stalker who came to NC to hunt you down, June! Now I won’t rest easy until I hear the details and that you are still alive.
    Wear fun shoes. That’s always a good topic started. In case she’s just there to kill you and not really talk to you. You might be able to hold off the inevitable with a good pair of shoes.
    Just kidding. I’m sure it will be fine – and fun.

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  8. I’ll be a good girl and not be a spoiler. Because I know who you’re meeting. Why can’t I ever have any fun?

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  9. I think we have all figured it out, Duffylou…but let’s perpetuate the mystery.
    Anita, you be the fly on the wall, I will be the fly in the rabbit stew. That means you have to take the pictures.

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  10. I think we have all figured it out, Duffylou…but let’s perpetuate the mystery.
    Anita, you be the fly on the wall, I will be the fly in the rabbit stew. That means you have to take the pictures.

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  11. I think we have all figured it out, Duffylou…but let’s perpetuate the mystery.
    Anita, you be the fly on the wall, I will be the fly in the rabbit stew. That means you have to take the pictures.

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  12. Winston is just a bunny purist – likes ’em hot and fresh, none of that processed, canned bunny for him!

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  13. I HATE BEING OUT OF THE LOOP! But I DO love a good mystery!
    We could probably figure it out if everyone says it ISN’T them.
    It’s not me!

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  14. Why is the lunch a secret?
    New job in the CIA Clandestine Affairs Department??

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  15. Why is the lunch a secret?
    New job in the CIA Clandestine Affairs Department??

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  16. Why is the lunch a secret?
    New job in the CIA Clandestine Affairs Department??

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  17. Why the secrecy? I think Junie was afraid her other readers would crash the romantic get-together and spoil the moment.

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  18. Heeee! I know too! And my eyes are greener than ever. I want to be there! But I have to go finish my Bull (sh*it) frog costumes so Terra and I can walk in the Mona Lisa and Moon Pie Krewe next Friday in Slidell.
    Wanna join us, Duffylou?

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  19. I know! I know!! I read the lunch date’s blog, as well…Her blog is right up there with BBP in my book. I enjoy her writing immensely!
    And, who is Patricia? I had no idea what that meant, so I’m glad I’m not the only one.
    Most important of all – YAAAAAY! Frannie is feeling better! That’s just wonderful! So glad he’s gleefully eating the bunnies on the fridge now! I’m amazed he’s willfully sharing with Hen!

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  20. Whatever you do… don’t eat the ham sandwich. I beleive that is what Mama Cass choked on and died.

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  21. “But I have to go finish my Bull (sh*it) frog costumes so Terra and I can walk in the Mona Lisa and Moon Pie Krewe next Friday in Slidell.”
    There is not one part of that sentence I understand.

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  22. They’re obviously prepping for a fashion show of some sort. Or maybe a school play? Or, given the spelling of ‘krewe’ a rap concert. Ooh, wouldn’t that be fun?

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  23. Furry, it sounds like a Mardi Gras parade to me. Sounds like a blast. Will you post pictures?

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  24. You guys all gave it away. All I had to do was look back and see who has NOT been commenting for the last few days. Have fun, June and ?. I hope you both post lots of pix.

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  25. You see Hulk, Furry is going to be in a Mardi Gras parade with her hubby. She will in a costume of the frog variety that she is damn pissed about having to make. They will be throwing beads and moon pies (a tasty little snack for all you northerners) to all the drunk and rowdy people on the street that will yell to them “throw me something mister!” and some women will flash their chesticles to get the best of the beads that are thrown. It’s all about how has the best bling. And all of this will be happening in the small town of Slidell La on Friday

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  26. Mystery luncheon. How intriguing. And also, do you remember when we had a book club? I liked it and I espcially liked your comments and observations. Can we do it again?

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  27. And…. I figured it out! Just call me ole 007 here! Super sleuth spy mind got all up in the clues and…
    Wait, you all prolly already knew, right? And you all are just funnin’ around pretending like it’s a big secret.
    Sigh…

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  28. Wish I wasn’t a relative newbie here, then I would know what ya’ll are talking about. Bookclub sounds fun though.

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  29. Yes, Anita! Exactly! My best friend from grad school is queen of the krewe this year. And Duffylou, we are going as frogs because we have to dress as Bayou Liberte flora or fauna. It was the easiest thing I could think of to make in three days time. There will a video of it on th Mona Lisa and Moon Pie fb page.

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  30. The feeding of animals is always more complicated than it should be. We put the cat food up in a window sill so our little dog won’t eat it; but we have to put the dog food on the floor under a bureau so the bigger cats won’t eat the dog food. Seriously, we should just throw it all on the floor like bird seed and let ’em eat whatever the heck they want. After all, the dog is happiest eating cat poo truffles from the kitty litter box.. why should we worry about her getting nutritionally balanced expensive chow? And don’t even get me started about feeding the children…

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