Goin’ to the chapel. Which is 8593055 miles long.

Oh, isn't this the best day ever?! When my alarm went off at 4:50, Tallulah was all, "You have got to be joking." She lifted her head off the pillow, rolled her eyes at me, and went back to bed. Edsel followed me because he has the energy of 10 hummingbirds. Anyway, I got on … Continue reading Goin’ to the chapel. Which is 8593055 miles long.

Come back tomorrow for wedding talk

In an effort to avoid doing my statistics textbook proofreading, which by the way I have already spent more than FIFTY HOURS on already, I finally fixed the webcam:   Except the part where I haven't figured out how to make the pictures not Lilliputian. Anyway, two years of old web photos came rushing at … Continue reading Come back tomorrow for wedding talk

FfRan hAtE yoU aLL yOu (a guest post by Francis)

Yesturday wake up. Normal day. Stretsh claws to see they still there. Yes. shiney. Jump up to bowl. Where fud? Where fud? Where fud? Where fud? Where wawter? Where fud? Wawter? Fud? Fud? Fud? Fud? Big hair come in. Stop mowin fran. She say. Vet coming and you cant have fud. Where fud? Where fud? … Continue reading FfRan hAtE yoU aLL yOu (a guest post by Francis)

In which June consumes butter pecan at a job interview

When I was 15 or 16, I went to visit my father in Dallas, and he took me to the studio where he worked as a photographer. His friends got me all dressed up in the fancy clothes and jewelry there, and his model friend did my makeup, and his photographer best friend took these … Continue reading In which June consumes butter pecan at a job interview

Pink pink pink pink. Pink blog.

My blog is pink now. In case you hadn't noticed.   Here is my favorite song, Pink Moon, to celebrate it. Yay. Please note I did not spell it "yeah," "yea" or "ya." Heavens, people's Facebook updates irritate me. And speaking of my signature color, Miss Doxie made a blush and bashful picture of Edsel, … Continue reading Pink pink pink pink. Pink blog.