FfRan hAtE yoU aLL yOu (a guest post by Francis)

Yesturday wake up. Normal day. Stretsh claws to see they still there. Yes. shiney.

Jump up to bowl. Where fud? Where fud? Where fud? Where fud? Where wawter? Where fud? Wawter? Fud? Fud? Fud? Fud?

Big hair come in. Stop mowin fran. She say. Vet coming and you cant have fud.

Where fud? Where fud? Where fud? Where fud?

Big hair pik fran up and take to other room. Fran never go in there. Never fud in there. White cold theenz in there and cold floor. Not innersting. Then another lady with small hair come in. Her dress white. Big hair and white coat talk to fran like fran crazy WHICH HE NOttT.

Why fran sleepy?

Franfeet…zzzzzzzzzzzz

Wake up. Normal d–hey. Not in angry chair. Stretsh claws to see they still–hay!

Ugg
WHERE fRAn CLAWS?! where CLAws?!

Big hair pik me up. Take me to angry chair. Feel dizzy. What going on? Where fRan fud? Where fud? Wear fud? Fud? Fud? Fud? Fud?

You can have fuud in while, Big Hair say. She looking at square thing she always looking at and clicking on. Fran go in there. Fud? Fud? Fu–THAT FRAN?

Grad
when i graduate?! Whatt my dagree in?

Takefranout
not even like baseball! what we looking at?

Why Big Hair laffing?

Jaunty
knoNW YoU dID sOmeTHinG TO fraN! not lyke jawnty sayler hat!

Plot

If kill Big Hair, who feed fran? Maybe just mame. eet one leg.

stoopid Big Hair.

135 thoughts on “FfRan hAtE yoU aLL yOu (a guest post by Francis)

  1. Thank you, kind Sadie! We are cautiously optimistic, based on the weather radio. Wish I could say the same for everyone. Bed sounds good. A demain.

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  2. Bah! The front page of my paper has a picture of a tranquilized BEAR and it is laying in the exact same position as Fran! With the glazed eyes and the tongue! No bunny slippers. Buncha sissy conservationists! They all had their picture taken with the drugged up bear, but did any of them perch a graduation cap on the bear’s head? Noooooooo. Like a bear is any scarier than Fran. Peh.

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  3. Bah! The front page of my paper has a picture of a tranquilized BEAR and it is laying in the exact same position as Fran! With the glazed eyes and the tongue! No bunny slippers. Buncha sissy conservationists! They all had their picture taken with the drugged up bear, but did any of them perch a graduation cap on the bear’s head? Noooooooo. Like a bear is any scarier than Fran. Peh.

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  4. Bah! The front page of my paper has a picture of a tranquilized BEAR and it is laying in the exact same position as Fran! With the glazed eyes and the tongue! No bunny slippers. Buncha sissy conservationists! They all had their picture taken with the drugged up bear, but did any of them perch a graduation cap on the bear’s head? Noooooooo. Like a bear is any scarier than Fran. Peh.

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  5. Good morning. I’m happy to say all of the storms and tornadoes missed us last night, but Alabama and northwest Georgia are a
    another story and a very sad one at that.
    How is everyone this morning? Hope you are all safe.

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  6. Got caught up with the news about the storms last night. Speechless is what I am. Alabama apparently got the brunt of it as well as Georgia. Wondering how Carol from Bama and other southern Pie folks are doing today.

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  7. PJ who is wondering if she, doggie, and DH will be cowering in a closet before this weather system has passed. says:

    Thanks, Letha, for the comforting words. You made me feel better. Bless you.
    I hope everybody has crawled out of their hidey holes to see the light of another day.

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  8. I woke up to a dreadful storm happening in the middle of the night, and it turns out I was holding both dogs, one in each arm. They had their heads in my neck. Thank heavens I have these creatures to protect me.

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  9. I hope everyone in the south is faring well this morning. Thinking of all of you.
    Paula! You have me cracking up as per usual. Sticking to the bunny dildo is going to make me laugh, and gag, all day.

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