Come back tomorrow for wedding talk

In an effort to avoid doing my statistics textbook proofreading, which by the way I have already spent more than FIFTY HOURS on already, I finally fixed the webcam:

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Except the part where I haven't figured out how to make the pictures not Lilliputian.

Anyway, two years of old web photos came rushing at me in email, and this one makes me want to kill myself:

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Oh, my Hen. With his orange superior glare. This was probably that period from October to May when he refused to grow from catten size, remember?

At any rate, I was really coming over here to tell you that after the wedding tomorrow I will come back from Peg's to give my very-important opinion on everything royal. I am wearing my pajamas, my wedding veil, my QVC sapphire, and my stunning 5 a.m. personality over to Peg's.

My friend Dot asked, "Is Peg making brunch?" but I pointed out to her that you really can't call it "brunch" at 5 a.m. Even the Amish do not brunch at 5:00.

Okay, two posts in one day. I am annoying.

TEAM KATE MIDDLETON!

135 thoughts on “Come back tomorrow for wedding talk

  1. Sadie is not sure if she will get up in time to watch the wedding. Stayed up very late last night watching local weather to see if we needed to run to the basement.

    Woke in time to watch from just before the vows. Absolutely, beautiful wedding.

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  2. Sadie is not sure if she will get up in time to watch the wedding. Stayed up very late last night watching local weather to see if we needed to run to the basement.

    Woke in time to watch from just before the vows. Absolutely, beautiful wedding.

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  3. Sadie is not sure if she will get up in time to watch the wedding. Stayed up very late last night watching local weather to see if we needed to run to the basement.

    Woke in time to watch from just before the vows. Absolutely, beautiful wedding.

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  4. Sadie is not sure if she will get up in time to watch the wedding. Stayed up very late last night watching local weather to see if we needed to run to the basement.

    Woke in time to watch from just before the vows. Absolutely, beautiful wedding.

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  5. Sadie is not sure if she will get up in time to watch the wedding. Stayed up very late last night watching local weather to see if we needed to run to the basement.

    Woke in time to watch from just before the vows. Absolutely, beautiful wedding.

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  6. Sadie is not sure if she will get up in time to watch the wedding. Stayed up very late last night watching local weather to see if we needed to run to the basement.

    Woke in time to watch from just before the vows. Absolutely, beautiful wedding.

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  7. PJ who wonders if there were more than 5 people at that wedding whose hearts and minds weren't full of Diana.

    And furthermore…Camilla looked struck. Awful. I’m sure she would have rather been sitting on her couch eating cereal and watching it on the telly. Jeans and sweatshirt (with a collar) and hat flung on the floor for the cat to play with. Projecting much? Except for the collar part.

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  8. Hurray Kate and William! Beatrice’s hat was ill-chosen. She couldn’t even sit up straight in the car because her Medusa-hat-horns were poking the ceiling.

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  9. Hurray Kate and William! Beatrice’s hat was ill-chosen. She couldn’t even sit up straight in the car because her Medusa-hat-horns were poking the ceiling.

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  10. Hurray Kate and William! Beatrice’s hat was ill-chosen. She couldn’t even sit up straight in the car because her Medusa-hat-horns were poking the ceiling.

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  11. PJ who wonders if there were more than 5 people at that wedding whose hearts and minds weren't full of Diana.

    And really, there was No One who couldn’t say to The Yellow Queen, “My God! You can’t go in there looking like Bird Bird!” She looks so lovely in pink or blue. Why oh why did it have to be a 5′ freaking canary? What is wrong with these people?

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  12. PJ who wonders if there were more than 5 people at that wedding whose hearts and minds weren't full of Diana.

    Amish Annie, I have heard that it was a couple a kids from London but I can’t remember the groom’s name. She’s Kathy, I think.
    Just watched the videos of the processional and The Kiss. I think it was adorable that he blushed. Totally loved Pippa’s dress. Loved loved loved.
    As you know from yesterday I am a Camilla and Charles sympathizer and also a Diana lover. Watching those boys made me actually tear up and my heart hurt over Diana’s life and fate. (insert image of slow sad tears.)

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  13. Not being an effette elitist myself, I thought the British crowd looked joyful, gracious and charming…with “thoughtful” love of their country and future king and queen. The Brits are a fabulous,generous people. Never saw, as someone did who thinks they are pithy, a “mouth-breather” in the crowd. All-in-all a wonderful spectical to watch and feel that, in this world filled with drama, for one small moment in time, there really is a place called Camelot.

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  14. Million, Hulk. You left out the other three zeroes. And yeah, that’s what the news said. 34,000,000. His mother’s cost $127,000,000 or some such paid for by the state. So Wills’ wedding was a bargain.

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  15. Uh, Fur? I meant footing the bill for their existance. Not just this wedding.
    And seriously? You say this wedding only cost $36,000?? The friggin’ RING cost more than that…

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  16. Uh, Fur? I meant footing the bill for their existance. Not just this wedding.
    And seriously? You say this wedding only cost $36,000?? The friggin’ RING cost more than that…

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  17. Uh, Fur? I meant footing the bill for their existance. Not just this wedding.
    And seriously? You say this wedding only cost $36,000?? The friggin’ RING cost more than that…

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