Rushin’, so no time to tell you about my Russian

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I have to go to work early today, of all days. But (a) Roger loves him. LOVES. (2) Does everyone have fleas now? Cause that's gonna cost me. (14) Do you like the name Pavlov, Sputnik or Stanford Blatch? I can't decide.

Oh, and he hates us. He spent the night hiding in the closet. Maybe because he's blue. BAH! He's a "pure bread" half Russian Blue/half Maine Coon, according to Craigslist. He is a "pure bread" as much as I am. From my vast menagerie of expensive top-of-the-line check-their-lineage pets, you can see I am into that sort of thing. I just liked him because he was gray. And no, there were NO KITTENS at the shelter. I am not making that up.

Okay, I have to go to work! Oh, and if anyone local is looking for an adult cat, there was one at the shelter who KILLED ME and I can tell you all about her when I am not swamped with work stuff. She is beautiful and so nice. Someone go get her. I am full up now. She is also a "pure bread." Really, tho, she has cream points and blue eyes and I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

297 thoughts on “Rushin’, so no time to tell you about my Russian”

  1. PJ hopes they never develop smello-blogging or smello-mail if June is going to post about more than one cat. says:

    Hulk, of course it’s Gordie.
    Sadie, I was shocked and embarrassed into utter silence by the fact she would Think such a thing, let alone Say such a thing, let twice alone that she would ask me such a thing!

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  2. Does the Stanny take the Cup with him when he goes to the bathroom? Is there a backup Stanny? Because if not, that would be the perfect time to mess with it. Not that I would mess with it or anything.

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  3. PJ hopes they never develop smello-blogging or smello-mail if June is going to post about more than one cat. says:

    Earl Grey. Roger and Earl. I like it.

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  4. PJ hopes they never develop smello-blogging or smello-mail if June is going to post about more than one cat. says:

    Siren–asking the questions that must be asked.

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  5. I get VERY INQUISITIVE about brand-new concepts, okay? I just never imagined a sports trophy having its own built-in babysitter before. I like to know the logistics of things.
    Scowling,
    Siren

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  6. This is hilarious. We have Hulk, Kelly Pie, Original Joann, Laurie, Pal and Siren all discussing hockey and the history of the Stanley Cup and its minder. At the same time, we have Erin voting on new kitty’s name and Jessica busily coloring a picture of kitty.

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  7. Sadie, I’ve given up voting on kitty names because I know June is just gonna name that kitty whatever she damn well pleases and it’s not gonna have anything to do with all our brilliant suggestions anyhow.

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  8. I don’t think I ever talked about sports this much in my life!
    I think the Minder is allowed to go to the bathroom and yes, oftentimes, depending on what the plan is for the day, there are two minders.
    And probably they do get the Cup for one day, Hulk, but Jay got it quite a bit. I don’t know it it’s because the general manager uses it on behalf of the entire team. For instance, I do know Jay brought it to local schools and to MacDill Air Force Base. But he also had it at their house three times and then he had a party at the Ice Forum with it. So, I don’t know. It’s really ironic that I’m answering these questions, because I know about as much as June when it comes to sports.

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  9. Siren, of course June has already selected kitty’s name. She just needed something for all of us to discuss today while she was busy working. Little did she know that it would evolve into sports, but it is her fault. With Stanford as one of the choices, it led to Stanley which led to the Stanley Cup and hockey.

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  10. Siren, of course June has already selected kitty’s name. She just needed something for all of us to discuss today while she was busy working. Little did she know that it would evolve into sports, but it is her fault. With Stanford as one of the choices, it led to Stanley which led to the Stanley Cup and hockey.

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  11. Siren, of course June has already selected kitty’s name. She just needed something for all of us to discuss today while she was busy working. Little did she know that it would evolve into sports, but it is her fault. With Stanford as one of the choices, it led to Stanley which led to the Stanley Cup and hockey.

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  12. OJ-I wonder if he hosted, like, the ticket office one day, the sales staff one day, the rink workers one day…that sort of thing.

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  13. I vote for the pretty female cat at the shelter to join your crew — she’ll teach them manners 🙂

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  14. I forgot to mention how clever I think Earl Grey is for a name for a solid grey kitten.

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  15. Its Stine, I know, I have one in my non, non de plume.
    Names are like assholes… everyone has one… I also know this.
    Stanford… Stan, Stanny (if you put him in drag he can be Stanny the Tranny), Ford, Blatch (open a window… someone blatched), the options are nearly endless.

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  16. Its Stine, I know, I have one in my non, non de plume.
    Names are like assholes… everyone has one… I also know this.
    Stanford… Stan, Stanny (if you put him in drag he can be Stanny the Tranny), Ford, Blatch (open a window… someone blatched), the options are nearly endless.

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  17. Its Stine, I know, I have one in my non, non de plume.
    Names are like assholes… everyone has one… I also know this.
    Stanford… Stan, Stanny (if you put him in drag he can be Stanny the Tranny), Ford, Blatch (open a window… someone blatched), the options are nearly endless.

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  18. Amish Annie does not like hockey no matter how much she tries to get into it. Just not interesting, probably because violence tends to be celebrated. says:

    So I had written a comment saying that I thought it was weird to spend money on babysitters for a vessel with handles when there are so many more meaningful and impactive ways to spend that money, like on real humans or animals in need. But then I decided I better wikipedia it before I become Patty Unpopular.
    The cup was at the 2010 Chicago Gay Pride Parade. So now I am okay with it. It serves a purpose other than to stroke the egos of rich owners and testosterone-filled players.

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  19. Amish Annie does not like hockey no matter how much she tries to get into it. Just not interesting, probably because violence tends to be celebrated. says:

    So I had written a comment saying that I thought it was weird to spend money on babysitters for a vessel with handles when there are so many more meaningful and impactive ways to spend that money, like on real humans or animals in need. But then I decided I better wikipedia it before I become Patty Unpopular.
    The cup was at the 2010 Chicago Gay Pride Parade. So now I am okay with it. It serves a purpose other than to stroke the egos of rich owners and testosterone-filled players.

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  20. Amish Annie does not like hockey no matter how much she tries to get into it. Just not interesting, probably because violence tends to be celebrated. says:

    So I had written a comment saying that I thought it was weird to spend money on babysitters for a vessel with handles when there are so many more meaningful and impactive ways to spend that money, like on real humans or animals in need. But then I decided I better wikipedia it before I become Patty Unpopular.
    The cup was at the 2010 Chicago Gay Pride Parade. So now I am okay with it. It serves a purpose other than to stroke the egos of rich owners and testosterone-filled players.

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  21. I don’t get why Anderson Cooper is a brilliant name. Does it have something to do with hockey? Russians? I Googled Anderson Cooper and I still don’t get it.

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  22. Hulk (John Lennon wrote a song like that. OOH! June! Frankenmuth! Aug 13! "Staying Alive"! BeeGees tribute band is playing!) says:

    Oh Amish…
    If only that was how the world really worked…

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  23. Hulk (John Lennon wrote a song like that. OOH! June! Frankenmuth! Aug 13! "Staying Alive"! BeeGees tribute band is playing!) says:

    Oh Amish…
    If only that was how the world really worked…

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  24. Hulk (John Lennon wrote a song like that. OOH! June! Frankenmuth! Aug 13! "Staying Alive"! BeeGees tribute band is playing!) says:

    Oh Amish…
    If only that was how the world really worked…

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  25. AC is also gay and Gloria Vanderbilt’s son… with those genes or jeans you know he is a hottie and he lives in an old firehouse.

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  26. AC is also gay and Gloria Vanderbilt’s son… with those genes or jeans you know he is a hottie and he lives in an old firehouse.

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  27. AC is also gay and Gloria Vanderbilt’s son… with those genes or jeans you know he is a hottie and he lives in an old firehouse.

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  28. Maine Coone = hair ball
    I have one and love the rotten cat.
    Be prepared. Maine Coons act like a dog/monkey combo.
    They are freakishly long and have amazing “paw” dexterity …so that means that these cats can get up on their hind legs (gaining amazing height) and reach up to door knobs/handles. Plus, they like to follow you around and will sit beside you, more than being a lap cat…which it’s hard to be a lap cat when you’re a cat that’s about 36 inches long when stretched out.
    My cat can open five of the inside door knobs…”click” and push is his method. And everything is a game…
    That’s a very cute pair of kitties Junie!

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  29. p.s. I like Anderson. My coon’s name is Spencer btw. …my youngest daughter named him after some “hot” kid in a Boy Band.

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  30. Eli loves the little kitties, but not the hairballs they leave sitting in a little pool of stomach acid says:

    I’m confused. Who pronounces it “steen”? Does this person also drink beer out of a steen?

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  31. PJ hopes they never develop smello-blogging or smello-mail if June is going to post about more than one cat. says:

    A friend’s Maine Coon cat also opens doors. Can open the front door of their condo and let himself out. Can swipe food off the counter with hind feet on the floor. Seriously. Everything needs kid-proof out of reach latches.

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  32. Mr. Horkheimer had Maine Coon in him. He had about 9390304 mice, birds, lizards, bunnies, small children and a couple slow-moving old people in him, too. He had those big Maine Coon paddle paws, is what I am saying to you. Also, all these comments that mention sports? This is how I am reading them: bluh bluh bluh Cup bluh bluh bluh Ice bluh bluh bluh Sports.

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  33. oh yeah PJ…they are good swipers. And mine will kill anything and anyone in his path if he sees a scrunchie on the floor (rubber band for pony tails?). He owns several and uses them as hocky pucks…and he keeps a stash of them and his cat balls, together in a collection under the couch.

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  34. I wonder if gay guys find Anderson as hot as hetero women do.
    So Jooon, where ya at with the name? Are the initials HMG?

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  35. Boris – Boris Badinov! (and then, of course, you will need Natasha…)(and you can say – Boris! Have you been Badinov?)
    What a great combo – Russian Blue kitties & Maine Coon kitties both have the wonderful love sponge purrsonalities.
    time to leave now

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  36. oooops! then I read the comments and there is the “I’m not naming this cat Boris” from June. Nothing like getting to the house when the party is over and all are in bed snoring….

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  37. Sadie - Same bat time, same bat station. I think that's how it went, but I guess it should now be same cat time, same cat station. says:

    Joanie, stay tuned until tomorrow to find out Russian’s new name.

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  38. Sadie - Same bat time, same bat station. I think that's how it went, but I guess it should now be same cat time, same cat station. says:

    Joanie, stay tuned until tomorrow to find out Russian’s new name.

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  39. Sadie - Same bat time, same bat station. I think that's how it went, but I guess it should now be same cat time, same cat station. says:

    Joanie, stay tuned until tomorrow to find out Russian’s new name.

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  40. Here’s how I chose my second cat’s name:
    “These are my cats, Roger and Stanford.”
    “These are my cats, Roger and Anderson Cooper.”
    “These are my cats, Roger and Andy.”
    Etc. Which one sounds the best? 🙂
    I like Andy. Roger Sterling and Anderson Cooper. Rrrowr.

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  41. tehpet, the kitten June was supposed to get in Michigan died earlier this week, so she found another one locally on Craigslist.

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  42. Anita & Kelly Pie,
    No tongues…
    And
    My what knockers.

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  43. June, please go get that beautiful cream points girl at the shelter. Everyone always wants kittens while the adults languish in shelters! LANGUISH, I tell you! So go get her! you’ll keep thinking about her if you don’t……just think..it would be so great ’cause then we could all spend another whole day on this blog picking out a name for THAT kitty. And talking about the Vancouver Canucks who need to win the Stanley Cup this year ’cause it’s long overdue for a Canadian team to win. Said the Canadian girl living in Texas.

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