Burning down the workplace

Yesterday at work, somebody walked down my aisle and said, "What's that smell?" I don't know about you, but I always panic when someone says that. Am I wearing another kitten-pee shirt? Did I accidentally bring a bag of dog poo in with me? These things are entirely possible when you're me. Fortunately, the building … Continue reading Burning down the workplace

In which June is stuck on the word “appalled”

The angry chair has brought out the anger in my kittens. I wonder what Francis would think of this? I think he'd have been appalled. And perhaps cranky. Also? Nice cornhole, Roger. In other news, I will always turn up the volume when this song comes on. I wonder if it's hard for sober Dave … Continue reading In which June is stuck on the word “appalled”

In which June buys her own house and it is annoying

Could I be any crankier right now? I am typing this on Monday night, because I plan to overdose on decaf green tea tonight and sleep in tomorrow. I KNOW how to relax and have a good time when I'm stressed. As you may know, if you salivate over my every move, and why don't … Continue reading In which June buys her own house and it is annoying

00000000 (Anderson Cooper wrote this title)(It’s not at all annoying when he walks across the keyboard)

Yesterday, I took the kittens to the vet for their shots, and I was quite worried about skinny Anderson. He is 11 days older than Roger and weighs HALF what Roger does. I looked in my photos to show you an example of how much bigger Roger is, but I found this shot of Edsel … Continue reading 00000000 (Anderson Cooper wrote this title)(It’s not at all annoying when he walks across the keyboard)

Mince Words with June: All about Lululululululu (who loves herself?)

I bought this book on Amazon, because God forbid I save any money and look for it at the library or anything. Then once it came, I realized I'd read it before, and not only had I read it before, but Faithful Reader The Chief had sent it to me for free. This is why … Continue reading Mince Words with June: All about Lululululululu (who loves herself?)

In which June is fat and incompetent and obsessed with her pets. In other words, nothing is new.

I am so sick of my fat ass I could puke. Seriously. This is the fattest I've ever been, and I was blaming it on my migraine meds, but lately I've been taking my migraine meds every other day to see if it made a difference? Yeah. It did not. Remember when my headache doctor … Continue reading In which June is fat and incompetent and obsessed with her pets. In other words, nothing is new.