Faithful Reader and Friend in Real Life Lilly sent me this picture of my recent visit to her house. If I get to heaven (HAH! Oh, let me wipe the tears), this will be what it's like. Except my butt will not be a flat, huge pancake.
Oh. And her husband Chris thought he looked fat in this picture, so with my skillful use of Paint I disguised him. I know you can't even tell which one of the creatures from the animal kingdom above is the Paint creature. I.am.good.