The “June pretty much did the same thing again and wonders how long she can neglect her blog before everyone gets pissed” post

Heaven
Faithful Reader and Friend in Real Life Lilly sent me this picture of my recent visit to her house. If I get to heaven (HAH! Oh, let me wipe the tears), this will be what it's like. Except my butt will not be a flat, huge pancake.

Oh. And her husband Chris thought he looked fat in this picture, so with my skillful use of Paint I disguised him. I know you can't even tell which one of the creatures from the animal kingdom above is the Paint creature. I.am.good.

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

123 thoughts on “The “June pretty much did the same thing again and wonders how long she can neglect her blog before everyone gets pissed” post”

  1. I think the thing at the table looks like a Twinkie.
    Mmmm, Twinkie…
    Dump the scary scary skechers and walk hills. Lots of hills. Guaranteed J.Lo Butt or jigabooty, if, like me, you tend to be totally non-P.C.

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  2. Jan, I’m glad it’s not just me. I was getting suspicious that our dear Junie had decided to block me from her bloggity because I think she has looming cooters on the walls of her home.
    And also because I have been harassing the ever-loving crap out of her to get information on Mr. Mysterious. I have not been able to get her on the phone and she refuses to email me about it! It’s really been a problem!! She’s so, you know, PRIVATE all of a sudden.
    That June is a conundrum, fo’ shizzle. She will call and tell me the intimate details of a particular bowel movement (I’m not kidding. I called her back with one of my stories shortly thereafter!), but nary a drop of info on the new man.
    Hmph, again!
    Because it’s all about me! ME ME ME!
    hee!

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  3. I don’t comment often but I have to chime in that that you should be very careful with the shape-up shoes. they have been known to cause hip fractures and other issues with the hips and back.
    Ok, that was a lame public service announcement….sorry.
    June, I am so excited to hear that there is a cute boy to talk to. I am heading down the same road you are on (divorce) and sometimes I just get into a funk thinking of trying to start over.
    This makes me smile and gives me hope.

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  4. And you’re prolly gonna do the same thing again tomorrow eh, seeing as you’ll be driving starting at the crack of dawn. Can’t believe you still have any readers left at all!

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  5. Welcome Mattie. Sorry to hear you’ve joined June, ykwia, and several other readers (Unruly?) on that path. Good luck.
    I’m so glad June has someone to be happy with. I can’t wait to read about Fun With Dick and June. If she ever has time to tell us.

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  6. Dick and June, Lu and Edsel, Roger and Anderson and the Fire Breathing Canary Caper!
    Ooh! Capers! Now I’m hungry for chicken piccata!

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  7. You have blog?? I totally forgot, since you have gotten me ADDICTED to damnyouautocorrect.com!! I got the app on my iPhone today. I spent a large part of my work day reading those and laughing my fool ass off! So do what you need to do girl, I will stay entertained until you are ready to come back to us 🙂

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  8. Amish Annie, boy that sounded like a pile of crap didn't it?!? I must get more subtle like Mozzarella next time. says:

    Welcome Mattie, congrats on taking the leap!
    June, it must be EXCRUCIATING keeping the intimate details of your dating life from us. Keeping secrets and not releasing your thoughts and emotions is very bad for a person…you can get ulcers and canker sores and back acne. For your health, you really should think about opening up a little and sharing. Of course our main concern here is you.

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  9. Amish Annie, boy that sounded like a pile of crap didn't it?!? I must get more subtle like Mozzarella next time. says:

    Welcome Mattie, congrats on taking the leap!
    June, it must be EXCRUCIATING keeping the intimate details of your dating life from us. Keeping secrets and not releasing your thoughts and emotions is very bad for a person…you can get ulcers and canker sores and back acne. For your health, you really should think about opening up a little and sharing. Of course our main concern here is you.

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  10. Amish Annie, boy that sounded like a pile of crap didn't it?!? I must get more subtle like Mozzarella next time. says:

    Welcome Mattie, congrats on taking the leap!
    June, it must be EXCRUCIATING keeping the intimate details of your dating life from us. Keeping secrets and not releasing your thoughts and emotions is very bad for a person…you can get ulcers and canker sores and back acne. For your health, you really should think about opening up a little and sharing. Of course our main concern here is you.

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  11. WHy is the giant cat projectile vomiting?
    We get the poop details, doctor details, work details, all animal updates, the furniture scoop, the neighborhood goings on, but you won’t give us more than a crumb here ???
    I am only kidding… happy talking!

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  12. Sadie - Welcome, Mattie. So sorry you are on the same road as June, YKWIA, and Sandra. Sending warm wishes your way for a cute man of your own. says:

    I think the cat’s projectile vomiting is supposed to be his whiskers. Either that or he ate dog poop that didn’t agree with him.
    Pal, the conversations you and June must have! Are you too young to remember party lines on the phone? I can just imagine Gladys Kravitz listening in on your phone conversations. (When I was young, we had a neighbor who would try to listen in on our conversations. I’m sure she probably gave up from boredom.)

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  13. Sadie - Welcome, Mattie. So sorry you are on the same road as June, YKWIA, and Sandra. Sending warm wishes your way for a cute man of your own. says:

    I think the cat’s projectile vomiting is supposed to be his whiskers. Either that or he ate dog poop that didn’t agree with him.
    Pal, the conversations you and June must have! Are you too young to remember party lines on the phone? I can just imagine Gladys Kravitz listening in on your phone conversations. (When I was young, we had a neighbor who would try to listen in on our conversations. I’m sure she probably gave up from boredom.)

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  14. Sadie - Welcome, Mattie. So sorry you are on the same road as June, YKWIA, and Sandra. Sending warm wishes your way for a cute man of your own. says:

    I think the cat’s projectile vomiting is supposed to be his whiskers. Either that or he ate dog poop that didn’t agree with him.
    Pal, the conversations you and June must have! Are you too young to remember party lines on the phone? I can just imagine Gladys Kravitz listening in on your phone conversations. (When I was young, we had a neighbor who would try to listen in on our conversations. I’m sure she probably gave up from boredom.)

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  15. Sadie ended the sentence with about. Should it have been "all the traveling of which I can only dream?". Sorry, that's not how I speak. says:

    Tammi V.V., have a great trip since you do all the traveling that I can only dream about.

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  16. Sadie ended the sentence with about. Should it have been "all the traveling of which I can only dream?". Sorry, that's not how I speak. says:

    Tammi V.V., have a great trip since you do all the traveling that I can only dream about.

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  17. Sadie ended the sentence with about. Should it have been "all the traveling of which I can only dream?". Sorry, that's not how I speak. says:

    Tammi V.V., have a great trip since you do all the traveling that I can only dream about.

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  18. Thanks, Sadie. Some professional traveler I am, I forgot to pack my shoes! I’m in San Francisco with just flip-flops. Fortunately, I can see Nordstrom from my balcony!

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