Important announcement

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I am totally going to marry my friend Dottie's dog.

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

45 thoughts on “Important announcement”

  1. Sleeping Beauty's Older Sister Who Would Rather Die Than Use Match.com (again) And Prefers To Speak Of Kittens says:

    Does he have a brother?

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  2. June, I hate to mention it, but Dottie’s dog looked a little frightened by your announcement.

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  3. He looks like the perfect partner…eats, sleeps, doesn’t criticise (sp?), will curl up in bed with you or on your lap, doesn’t complain about what you watch on TV, not picky about what’s for dinner – great choice!

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  4. I don’t know. It’s been five years and I haven’t trained my husband to put his dirty clothes in a bin. But on the other hand the dog still pees in the house sometimes. I don’t think I can train either of them.

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  5. These interspecies things never work out. After the initial passion fades, you’ll find you have nothing in common and he’ll be sniffing around some other bitch.

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  6. I know Anita…
    I love salmon too. But I have Hulkette this weekend, and she was playing with her friend she hadn’t seen in a long time…
    Mother even offered to make Hulkette a PB & J. I do feel bad not being able to go over there…

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  7. “There will be zealots coming out of the woodwork in support of Proposition K9”
    Why did I see this as “KY”? Must be all that talk recently about anal sex…

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  8. Sadie thinks you were afraid of what Hulkette would have overheard at Mother's table. And I'm not referring to anything Mother would have said. says:

    Hulk, what was one more person at the table? I’m sure Mother would have made a PB and J for Hulkette’s friend.

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  9. Sadie thinks you were afraid of what Hulkette would have overheard at Mother's table. And I'm not referring to anything Mother would have said. says:

    Hulk, what was one more person at the table? I’m sure Mother would have made a PB and J for Hulkette’s friend.

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  10. Sadie thinks you were afraid of what Hulkette would have overheard at Mother's table. And I'm not referring to anything Mother would have said. says:

    Hulk, what was one more person at the table? I’m sure Mother would have made a PB and J for Hulkette’s friend.

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  11. Gawd, Target Steve, I almost choked to death reading your comment.

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  12. Is he a super hero? ‘Cause it looks like he’s wearing a red cape. And we all need a super hero in our lives, don’t we.

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  13. Great, every dog (and his brother, apparently) is getting marriage proposals and I can’t even get a date. Bah humbug.

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