In which June did not blow up

I am still here. On this side of the grass.

Gasman
Here is the grass I am on top of, and also the gas man’s truck. Oh, and look. A jogger. BARK! BARKBARKBARKBARK!rrrrrrrBARK!

What if you hadn’t read yesterday’s post? So far this whole thing would make no sense.

Anyway, my pilot light was out. That was it. How was I supposed to know that was it? And the gas man, who was very nice, lifted my stove top to show me the pilot light, and also 80 pounds of cat food, popcorn and spaghetti. The only things ever to go near that stove.

I guess the cat food got in there because I used to feed the cats atop the fridge, and some of it must have gotten knocked through the burners. At any rate, it was disgusting in there and quite the archaeological dig. While the gas man searched the rest of my house for gas leaks and/or valuables, I scrubbed that under-the-stove-top area like a madwoman.

So I lived. I enjoyed meeting the gas man. He was the bomb.

In other news, guess who is cute.

Whybosserwhy you bozzer?

Anderson always looks snooty in photos, but really he is the sweetest kitten I have ever had. All he wants to do is be held and petted and he doesn’t even detest being kissed on his noggin.

Rogercute
In the meantime, Roger, who is so cute you just want to squeeze him constantly, wants nothing to do with me. I pet him and he shirks down. I HATE it when you pet a cat and he does the shirk-down thing. The only time you can really dote on Roger is when he’s sleepy. Otherwise he is a busy executive with no time left for youuuu.

Isocurious This morning, Mr. CEO decided he was interested in where dogs go. It was never interesting before, but today it was. Also, who needs to clean the outside of that door?

Look what in heer? echoos! echoooze! helloooo! watereeng canz fun.

Explore andersin come too, but onlee cause everyone doing it. yes, andersin wood jump off bridge if everyone else doing.

That was about as far as they got before the dogs saw them and chased them back in. The dogs have always been just terrible to any cat in the back yard. Inside? Cats are friends. Outside? We chase cats. Whatever with dog logic.

I must go and get ready, as I do not wish to be late for work two days in a row. On the first day, my house was blowing up. On the second day, I was posting kitten pictures.

Thank goodness Roger has an impressive job, in case I get fired.

 

140 thoughts on “In which June did not blow up

  1. Or I could be tired because of lack of sleep. Sore from a couple softball games this week and golf.
    And thanks Laurie.

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  2. Or I could be tired because of lack of sleep. Sore from a couple softball games this week and golf.
    And thanks Laurie.

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  3. In sports, doesn’t WHIP have something to do with keeping batters from reaching the base?
    In dating, it could be a bad sign (like talk of anal sex),

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  4. it does not matter about what june writes kitten, puppies, flowers, sunshine, one can be sure, at the end of the day someone has brought up the word anal.
    the blog should be called:
    Grace Kelly’s Anal 101

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  5. CAROL FROM BAMA…..oh, menopause symptoms! Everyone has to make their own decision about this time in life but I suffered (and I do mean suffered) for two years and then finally gave in and got the patch. Wish I had done it sooner, but I thought I should tough it out and just take herbal remedies which really weren’t helping much though I gave them a good length of time. It’s like knowing Jesus…if it’s good for you, you want to share the info with EVERYBODY! lol.
    Hulk….maybe you’d benefit from the patch too? It alleviates crankiness.

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  6. Love the photos of the kitties. Anderson still looks a little thin, did the worm die? Give him some extra food. Our Bubba Cat never wanted to be touched or even spoken to, but if you were eating ice cream he would be all over you with his face in your ice cream bowl friendly. He did love being scratched around his ears and chin.

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  7. Amish Annie, just like a fireworks finale, I think the dude just gave it his all and stopped just now. says:

    Isn’t there such a thing as male menopause? Or maybe that’s just a dude’s mid-life crisis.
    Hope everyone’s having a nice, peaceful night because I am not. I have been having to hear the anti-government zealot farmer across the field do his target shooting all night. Seriously one day, the ATF is gonna come swooping in and there’s gonna be another Waco mess or something right here in Amish country, right across the field. Occasionally a dark colored helicopter will fly very, very low (like 20 feet above the ground)over his property, back and forth, back and forth. I assume they’re scanning for weapons but I hope they don’t see these stupid volunteer marijuana plants that we discovered this weekend growing behind the barn. Must buy more round-up.

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  8. Hope that in the spirit of equal time, we get to see some Edsel and Talu pics tomorrow!
    Not that the kitties aren’t cute, but…

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  9. Hope that in the spirit of equal time, we get to see some Edsel and Talu pics tomorrow!
    Not that the kitties aren’t cute, but…

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  10. Hope that in the spirit of equal time, we get to see some Edsel and Talu pics tomorrow!
    Not that the kitties aren’t cute, but…

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  11. Amish, so sorry for your noisy neighbor. Assuage your stress with a bit of the volunteer(?) plant before you round-it-up.

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  12. Every single time I read your blog, I think of a hilarious comment to write. Then I read everyone else’s comments (which can be just as entertaining as the blog), and I go all blank. But I read. And I laugh. Every (two words) day.

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  13. June! Your kittens are the cutest EVER!
    Speaking of Dicks…Weiner set to resign today @ 2pm EST.
    Hulk…your patch comment had me howling at my desk!
    OJ, so sorry for Sophie.

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  14. June! Your kittens are the cutest EVER!
    Speaking of Dicks…Weiner set to resign today @ 2pm EST.
    Hulk…your patch comment had me howling at my desk!
    OJ, so sorry for Sophie.

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  15. June! Your kittens are the cutest EVER!
    Speaking of Dicks…Weiner set to resign today @ 2pm EST.
    Hulk…your patch comment had me howling at my desk!
    OJ, so sorry for Sophie.

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