Okay, I guess generally you liked the blue frames. I say this based on the 9394539 comments that said, "The BLUE! THE BLUUUUUUUUE!"
So I just have one more query. How much do you hate me right now? The blue?
Or the frames I currently own? I have no idea why I was so crabby on this day. Perhaps I was cranky that Marvin had all that hideous music crap in my house. Guess who do not miss the hideous music crap? Guess who doesn't miss drawer after drawer of black cords? Hi, Marvin.
At any rate. Thoughts on frames again, please.
Oh! And speaking of your thoughts, guess what I actually remembered to do? I assigned a comment of the week! When I went there to paste in the current comment, I realized the last time I did it was late June. Story of my life. Late June.
Well. I don't mean I'm PREGNANT. Just late with things like comment of the week. Don't get your knickers in a twist.
Comment of the week goes to Lisa, which does not narrow it down because I have 69394193&$3 million commenters named Lisa. And someone figured out they all seem to hail from Texas. So comment of the week goes to Lisa from probably Texas, who made mature comments about ballcocks at the hardware store. Click This Week's Special if you want to be mature with us.
Speaking of mature, have you joined Pie on the Face at Facebook? Again, I am BANNED, but I can see what everyone is talking about and if you think the comments get ludicrous here, you should see them there. Go join. Prepare to get absolutely nothing done.
And while we are talking about getting nothing done, Laurie and I are not putting up my screen door today after all. We need a circular saw. I KNOW, right? Hear us roar. And not only do we need a circular saw, it needs a fine blade. Yes. A blade that is super good-looking. The Halle Berry of blades. I asked two people if they had one I could borrow and they both said yes then last night they both said oh, you know what? I thought I had a fine good-looking blade but I don't.
Sigh.
So the part where I was gonna have to go BUY one and also paint the door and also HANG the door and it is seriously almost 100 degrees out just sounded miserable so I said Laurie? Let's blow this off for another time. What say you? And she said heavens, yes.
Therefore, the only real plan I have today is that at 5:00 my friend Laura and I are joining Dick Whitman at the movies to go see FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, written by my friend DAVE NEWMAN, who I am obviously v.v. proud of because I cannot stop plugging this movie and if I go there and find out he used any of my funny jokes in this movie I am suing the crap out of him.
Am looking forward to watching Dick Whitman buy a bag of M&Ms and eat 1/3 of said bag. Who IS this guy? Why would anyone with that much impulse control find me remotely attractive? Maybe I am fascinating to him, like an anthropological study. I am a gorilla in his mist. An M&M-eating gorilla.
Finally, before I go do nothing but clean cat fur and eat nectarines till 5:00, I wanted to share with you an image that has amused me all week. My stepsister got me a desk calendar for Christmas that I have been loving. It features advertising from days of yore, and your what I'll never know. This week's ad is below:
How much do I wish I had purchased this outfit for Hulk and his pool party last week? It is stunning. And he would have rocked it. Look at abdomen woman admiring the hell out of him. Or maybe she's just admiring that stream falling right onto her hoo-hah.
That pattern reminds me of the beginning of Rocky and Bullwinkle, remember? Really everything about the ensemble says yes to me.
You always get the good ideas after the fact.
The blue ones are spectacular.
HAHA PUNS
Also, you look luscious in that second picture, crazy cat lady glasses or no. I think it is the bedhead and silky robe. Or an aftereffect of seeing the 70s photo. Rawr.
Why does he not have a moustache?
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KELLY PIE said it all:
1) The blue frames are much MUCH more flattering. You look young and hip and did I say young. Your current glasses make you look like a crazy cat lady. Oh.
June, how do you even ask? You look 20 years younger in the blue frames. Please go get them.
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WHERE can I get this calendar?! Seriously, you must post it every week. am dying over here.
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Ewwwww! And “erumpent”! Bleech. I almost purged that from memory. *shudder*
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A veritable font of grossness. Is what I am. Second only to Comic Sans.
Proudly,
Siren
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Uck, I remember balut!
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Uck, I remember balut!
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Uck, I remember balut!
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Siren also taught us balut…you’re welcome midnight snackers.
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June IS a Smurf…
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June IS a Smurf…
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June IS a Smurf…
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That’s okay, Anita, you WANT to forget what gleet is.
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See, I forgot what gleet was already. We should have a word of the day here.
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See, I forgot what gleet was already. We should have a word of the day here.
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See, I forgot what gleet was already. We should have a word of the day here.
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Hey, Siren taught us all, “gleet”. Just trying to keep up with the cool kids, Anita!
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June is a Smurf?
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I’m gonna agree with everyone who said the blue frames — they are so, so flattering. I always try to find frames that don’t make me look like I’m wearing glasses … well, in the way that you don’t want to look like you’re wearing makeup — obviously you ARE, but no one should refer to you as “the woman in the glasses/drag queen makeup” because they just suit you so nicely that no one even notices them. That’s what the blue frames do for you, I think.
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I Googled the name and there were lots of sites –IMBd is good. Yes – he was also on Battlestar Gallactica, a bunch of tv series/movies and of all things – something call Steel Stomachs – I dunno know…Also a survivor of prostate cancer. He supposedly cured himself by a strict macrobiotic diet…
I looked at a LOT pics b/c it was driving me crazy (I had to know who that guy was – the belly girl -meh)and no I really do not have much of a life…hehe
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Susie b, how did you figure this out? I can see the resemblance but am not completely convinced. Funny, when you said Dirk Benedict, I immediately thought of Battlestar Gallactica. How I remembered that I have no idea. Good sleuthing.
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My husband is in insurance. He tells everyone to get their meds at Costco.
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I remember Dirk Benedict! I don’t think that is him though. He was on the A-Team.
Nithya, in an ice bucket! Bah, hilarious. Well it wouldn’t be hilarious if it was really in an ice bucket but the thought of it is.
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I remember Dirk Benedict! I don’t think that is him though. He was on the A-Team.
Nithya, in an ice bucket! Bah, hilarious. Well it wouldn’t be hilarious if it was really in an ice bucket but the thought of it is.
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I remember Dirk Benedict! I don’t think that is him though. He was on the A-Team.
Nithya, in an ice bucket! Bah, hilarious. Well it wouldn’t be hilarious if it was really in an ice bucket but the thought of it is.
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Hold her hand? As in to supervise or in an ice bucket?
Haha I totally see the tail now I’ve looked.
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Maybe I missed the ID so I did a search of interwebs until I figured out who the guy is/was:
http://www.dirkbenedictcentral.com/
hello ladies….
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Lynn, fear not. Laurie will be there to hold her hand. And to drive her to the ER.
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Lynn, fear not. Laurie will be there to hold her hand. And to drive her to the ER.
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Lynn, fear not. Laurie will be there to hold her hand. And to drive her to the ER.
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Nothing gets past you, Anita! Now I see the tail!!
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Caudate: having a tail or a tail-like appendage.
I am learning new words from Furry today!
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Caudate: having a tail or a tail-like appendage.
I am learning new words from Furry today!
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Caudate: having a tail or a tail-like appendage.
I am learning new words from Furry today!
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Lynn, actually Lowes said they would not make the cuts because they only offer rough cuts, not exact. Another words they try to be precise but if they can’t, too bad. Besides, where’s the adventure in having them slice and dice?
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Love the blue glasses. I couldn’t possibly get new lenses without new frames. I get bored with them after a year, sometimes sooner.
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June- Home Depot or Lowes will make the cuts on your door for you. Free or a small price. DO NOT OPERATE A CIRCULAR SAW! (please)
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June- Home Depot or Lowes will make the cuts on your door for you. Free or a small price. DO NOT OPERATE A CIRCULAR SAW! (please)
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June- Home Depot or Lowes will make the cuts on your door for you. Free or a small price. DO NOT OPERATE A CIRCULAR SAW! (please)
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YES, Anita! I looked after your comment this morning, and I see that tail! I had to run off to adoptions. Just got home and meant to say TAIL, I saw the TAIL, Anita!
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Yeah. While I agree she apears caudate, it’s just her hand in a bad camera angle. So disappointing.
“Treasure trail” Heeee.
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No one thinks the chick looks like she has a tail??
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No one thinks the chick looks like she has a tail??
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No one thinks the chick looks like she has a tail??
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The blue frames are more flattering to your facial area.
Now that I look, dude’s belly button *is* weird..
And saw FWB last night. HILARIOUS! Enjoy!
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blau, blu, azul, plava,caeruleus,blou,gorm, niebieski,albastru, mau xahn,blauw, bleu,
…ummmmm blue?
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Duffylou – Seriously? Cheap meds at Costco? Damn. My meds run about $1000/mo. currently. I will look into this. Thank you.
Isn’t is amazing to see the differences in the old ads? Normal ol’ hairy bodies, non-Photoshopped tummies…no wonder we’re all so f*ed up these days.
I wonder if we all chipped in 5 bucks, could we get Hulk to wear that lovely patterned polyester ensemble to a photo shoot a la George Costanza?
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Yes, blue is good if you can read with them.
And D*mn Ms Winehouse has left us and that makes me sad.
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I’m semi-shocked about Amy Winehouse. By this I mean I could see it happening but maybe in ten years time. Such a waste.
But dude’s belly button is in line with his abs. He just got a wonky treasure trail job from his salon. Well, unless it just grows like that.
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I am hijacking for a moment please. If you don’t have prescription coverage and you take medication, this is for you. I swear on my life this is true, just filled one today. (Sorry if this is repeat info)
My health insurance ended on 5-31-11. I take 5 prescription meds a day. If I were to continue to get the generic meds filled at CVS it would have cost me close to $2,000. I’m not stretching that number.
My sister sent me an email about pharmacies and the overhead of meds. Costco doesn’t mark theirs up. Oh, and you don’t have to join to fill your prescriptions. I went to a Costco near my house and ended up filling my prescriptions for $235.00.
That made my life a whole lot easier. I’m on disability. My drugs would have cost more than my income.
Sorry for the commercial message.
Okay, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Blue, blue, blue…we have collectively spoken! So I am sure you will get the Leopard now.
I can’t believe no one has mentioned all the man hair in the ad. You can tell it is an older ad because now they make the men have smooth-as-a-baby-butt skin. I prefer my man with a hairy chest thank you. And he does look like a Hardy Boy doesn’t he?
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Blue – the shape suits your face more!
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She is over on the Face calling me dude.
A guide will be helpful. I am all over the place trying to make straight cuts.
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And you know if June were paying any attention right now she’d be yelling “Bloop bloopy bloopy power tool bloop! Where are the pink sparkly things?”
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Oh hooray! A guide will make it a breeze. I was just beside myself when I realized I could use a guide and stop feeling like the world’s most incompetent sissy girl who could not keep the stupid saw on the stupid line.
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Siren, you didn’t offend me in the least. There will be a guide clamped in place. Freehand would be a bitch.
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Sorry, Laurie, I didn’t mean to offend. I think I’m probably totally projecting here, as I couldn’t crosscut a straight line freehand with a circular saw if my life depended on it. Never mind an 80-inch rip cut! I’m glad she has you there to supervise and encourage.
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It was not a true custom order. Just a standard that was not in stock at the time.
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You have to cut the width and the height? I thought she ordered it?
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Siren, spend your worry on June as this will be the first time she has used a circular saw. Probably any saw for that matter.
However, this was a project that she wanted to do. To show that she could accomplish such a feat. So, I will help by sawing one side length and the top, then turn the saw over to her for the other side length. I’ll attach the first hinge and she can attach the remainder. All that along with the painting of the door will be her handy work. I’ll be there to offer encouragement.
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who knew Frank-I-am-married-to-annoying-Kathie-Lee-Gifford was a Jantzen model?
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Blue, dammit.
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She shouldn’t need to know the brand of the saw to buy a blade. Just the size.
It’s a little worrisome to think of the two of you trying to use a circular saw.
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There was another ad out there too with her in it with another creepy matchy cover up thingy.
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There was another ad out there too with her in it with another creepy matchy cover up thingy.
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There was another ad out there too with her in it with another creepy matchy cover up thingy.
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Excellent find, Anita! I agree it is the same girl. The whole shirt cover-up matchy-mathcy thing is creepy.
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Laurie, You were spot on!
http://cgi.ebay.com/1976-Jantzen-men-swimwear-briefs-SEXY-GUY-Girl-print-AD-/400197714995?clk_rvr_id=249652629366#ht_500wt_1357
Looks like the same girl different guy
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Laurie, You were spot on!
http://cgi.ebay.com/1976-Jantzen-men-swimwear-briefs-SEXY-GUY-Girl-print-AD-/400197714995?clk_rvr_id=249652629366#ht_500wt_1357
Looks like the same girl different guy
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Laurie, You were spot on!
http://cgi.ebay.com/1976-Jantzen-men-swimwear-briefs-SEXY-GUY-Girl-print-AD-/400197714995?clk_rvr_id=249652629366#ht_500wt_1357
Looks like the same girl different guy
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Target Steve/Beth, I yelled too. To no one. But that is not Parker Stevenson. I think Linda in Co is right about the catalogs. We girls coveted them like you guys do the VS ones. No? Maybe just me.
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Target Steve/Beth, I yelled too. To no one. But that is not Parker Stevenson. I think Linda in Co is right about the catalogs. We girls coveted them like you guys do the VS ones. No? Maybe just me.
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Target Steve/Beth, I yelled too. To no one. But that is not Parker Stevenson. I think Linda in Co is right about the catalogs. We girls coveted them like you guys do the VS ones. No? Maybe just me.
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Forgot to mention that the picture from the calendar looks like an advertisement for Jantzen.
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Mother, she wasn’t going to buy a saw, she just needs to buy the blade. It’ll cost between $3-10.00. She knows two people who have the saw. Now she needs to find out what the brand is and then can buy the proper blade.
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