I still feel dreadful. Should I go to work today, or not? I feel bad because The Poet who sits next to me is coming in today, and she usually has Fridays off because she is a fancy poet and has some kind of fellowship or something. On Fridays she is supposed to be home … Continue reading Almonds and mint
Did I mention I'm ill?
You see this picture? This fairly boring picture of my cats wrestling? Could you do me a favor and enjoy the CRAP out of it, please? I came home for lunch yesterday, as I am wont to do, and when the kittens startled their shenanigans I took this picture and thought, This might be cute. … Continue reading The “giant slot” drinking game. Oh, snap!
Do you want to know who I am annoyed with? Old Ruffy McWoof, over here. And yes, we ARE being haunted by a pink ghost. Who cannot stop playing with her webcam effects? He kept leaping off the bed to BARK!BARK!BARK! at who knows what out the living room window all night. Who wants to … Continue reading In which June abstains from playing with her webcam. Umm-hmm.
The big news is, the cattens got collars this weekend. I know, right? What a fine picture. Again, where is that Best Photography Blog award? Look. YOU try photographing your kittens' new collar. For the record, it is purple and spells "TOONA." Who loves herself and her taste in collars? Anyway, I didn't even know … Continue reading TOONA
Good morning! Who needs to get past her webcam? Who needs to not show you her hair in the a.m.? It is bad enough in the p.m. Since I have been unable to talk to you for reals, what with this lack of computer issue--did you know I was having computer issues?--there is now so … Continue reading In which June mentions NEW COMPUTER not at all
Hello!!! Guess who has her new computer? Guess who had to call India and say the eff word to get on the Internet with her new computer? Guess who is on the Internet now and happy happy happy with her new computer? I wonder how many times I can say "new computer" in this post. … Continue reading The new June Brady!
Blogging from work would be wrong. And that is why I am not doing it right now. Computer COMPLETELY dead at home. Dead. Dead dead dead. Stick a fork in it. The fat lady has sung. Unfortunately, that fat lady is me. I blame work. If someone is gonna BRING chocolate-chip cookies stuffed with Oreos, … Continue reading Did I mention I hate my computer?
Guess what crashed again. Typing from phone. Hate.
Tallulah ate a corn cob that she found in the road on our walk, and even though I said, "DROP IT!" she did not right away. I mean, you find something good like that, you gotta ignore your mom. The point is, she then spent the night barfing and guess who got bad sleep and … Continue reading Corncob wisdom
Somehow yesterday I got into a discussion with Faithful Reader Siren re her cat's disproportionately huge anus. Naturally I requested a photo. She is right. What's going on, there? Siren said I could show all y'all only if I also included a photo of her cat not being anus-y. momma siren also say ant joon … Continue reading In which June is not pleasant
I know that you tune into this blog because I am exciting, and my life is one adventure after another, and I am kind of like Indiana Jones. Also you tune in because of my current, hep references. I have not let you down today, and thank heavens you are blowing off work to see … Continue reading M-i-c. K-e-y. G-o t-o Halifaxxxxxx….
If you were up all night worried sick that Talu and Edsel didn't survive their PetSmart grooming, you can now finally toddle off to bed. As soon as we got there, poor Tallulah started trembling like a banshee. My poor girl. She leaped up on me and wanted me to hold her head. That's what … Continue reading June. Prepared for her trip to Windsor Castle since 2011.
At noon today, the Eds and the Talu are going to PetSmart to get baths and nail trims. we do wut? I never, ever trim their nails myself because the one time I did Talu bled for six years. And the last time either of them had baths? We had all just elected James Madison … Continue reading Eau de pumpkin dog
Dogs. Up at 5:00 again. June's sleep. Screwed up again. June. Sick of dogs since September 16, 2011. sik of who, mom? how you sik of eds? i nice. espeshly at 5 in morning. Because I have to be at work in .0006 seconds and I am here in my robe with Edsel REPEATEDLY dropping … Continue reading This reminds me of the time I had deja vu
The dogs woke up at 5:00 today, which was annoying, and then I didn't fall back asleep till 6:00, which screwed me up when the alarm went off at 7:00. So now I'm late late late and I can only show you this: Roger is obsessed with this one bolt that's in the wall. He … Continue reading FYI: My dogs are annoying
Sorry I'm late. I had the NERVE to try to recycle 14 photos on my desktop and you can imagine the 40 dramatic fits my computer had. I'm like Mr. McGee from the Raspberry Beret song. I don't like this computer's kind, because it's a bit too leisurely. Who is eagerly awaiting her credit card? … Continue reading In which June references Mr. McGee. As you do.
This computer has crashed already this morning, and I hadn't even officially STARTED blogging yet. I hate hate hate this computer. I wonder if I have mentioned that? The good news is, I'm getting another one. There is this fabulous thing called credit? And I applied for some? And I'm getting this: Oh, forget it. … Continue reading Old and bling
I left my stupid stupid stupid effing giant makeup bag at Doxie's--the makeup bag that not only contains all my makeup so Ima look like a HAG all week, but also my many many keep-me-sane-ish meds, my mouth guard, and the Latisse I stole from Doxie. Other than that? I had a great time. Miss … Continue reading Miss Doxie’s Emporium of Fun aka Miss Doxie’s
I am totally not packed even remotely, because I am well-prepared that way. But I have packed in my MIND. Then? I will get in the car and enjoy my Sirius radio. And a mere five hours later? I will be at my VERY SPECIAL PLACE. Do you wanna know where I'm going? Okay, you … Continue reading June goes to her very special place