FYI: My dogs are annoying

The dogs woke up at 5:00 today, which was annoying, and then I didn't fall back asleep till 6:00, which screwed me up when the alarm went off at 7:00. So now I'm late late late and I can only show you this:

Roger is obsessed with this one bolt that's in the wall. He spends many many useless moments in the day leaping after that thing. And I realize it is hard to tell what the Sam Hill he's doing but you try to capture a kitten leaping after a bolt.

I must go shower now and stare at my eyelashes to see if two days of Latisse has made a difference, but before I do, I leave you with a question.

If you had to live on only two foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? I definitely say strawberries, and maybe mashed potatoes. Or strawberries and avocados. Strawberries are in there for sure. Maybe strawberries and tomato-and-onion pizza. But then think of the canker sores.

What say you?

243 thoughts on “FYI: My dogs are annoying

  1. Not me. I have no life.
    Just a cat. Just a cat that needs a home.
    Where, oh where, have all the Texas Pie-ers gone? Seems like you mention you have a cat to adopt out and people treat you like born-again Amway-selling Jehovah’s Witness.
    So, yeah, Duffy, it is just you and me here.
    And the cat.
    p.s. I am calling her Emmylou Harris as was suggested. : )


  2. Combo pizza and cherry Poptarts, the ones with the frosting. I’m already traditionaly built I might as well maintain my shape. Especially if folks are going to eat me later.


  3. I’m still up in da house. Got home from work at 10:30pm, woke up my 9 year old who wanted me to rag roll her 8,000 lbs of hair for picture day tomorrow, rag rolled said hair and in the process, covered myself with enough of said hair to make a nice wig and then decided tocome check in on the pie while drinking some water and eating candy corn. What muffin top?
    Lindy~ I am a huge True Blood fan. I am already jonesing for next season and I am NOT HAPPY we have to wait until next EFFING JULY! So many cliffhangers, so many questions. I want sassy, funny LaFayette back. And where is Russell? What does he have in store for Bill and Eric? What about Bill and Eric? And for that matter, Alcide? Will Sookie wise up and just live forever effing Eric? Because that’s what I would like to do. But some days I would like to eff Alcide. Glad I’m not Sookie!
    K. I guess I’m stoned on candy corn and need to go to bed. I have so much reality TV TiVo’d, I’m not sure how I’ll get through it all and Sister Wives starts again in 10 days! I have at least 4 shows to watch. So with that… I’ll take my overly chatty, sleep deprived, slap happy self to bed, watch some TV and fall asleep, happily thinking of all the men I would like to eff.


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