FYI: My dogs are annoying

The dogs woke up at 5:00 today, which was annoying, and then I didn't fall back asleep till 6:00, which screwed me up when the alarm went off at 7:00. So now I'm late late late and I can only show you this:

Jumpy
Roger is obsessed with this one bolt that's in the wall. He spends many many useless moments in the day leaping after that thing. And I realize it is hard to tell what the Sam Hill he's doing but you try to capture a kitten leaping after a bolt.

I must go shower now and stare at my eyelashes to see if two days of Latisse has made a difference, but before I do, I leave you with a question.

If you had to live on only two foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? I definitely say strawberries, and maybe mashed potatoes. Or strawberries and avocados. Strawberries are in there for sure. Maybe strawberries and tomato-and-onion pizza. But then think of the canker sores.

What say you?

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

243 thoughts on “FYI: My dogs are annoying”

  1. PJ who says Caesar gives her an inferiority complex and remember, he only shows his successes. I could look fabulous if I could only show my successes. says:

    I figure a house is just a big cage for a cat. I have kept cats for 18 years and they went out their whole lives. It depends on the setting and neighbors. I won’t have one in my current setting.
    You could kill me now but my dog would kill you first. He’d bark you to death. You’d be begging to die. (No, we do not let him bark outside where the neighbors can hear him. He just does a good indoor watch dog bark.)

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  2. Where I live outdoor cats = missing/injured/dead kitties. We have owls, hawks, coyotes, mountain lions, and the occasional wayward bear not to mention a bunch of folks who think it’s okay to drive 50 on a residential street.
    Aside from big cats, I don’t believe cats need to be outside to be happy. I have had friends build runs for their cats though more to protect the neighborhood wildlife than the cats.
    Cesar – yes, they showcase his successes, but he does admit in his book that there have been dogs he hasn’t been able to help. June, I’ll send you his book if you like.

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  3. I’m in the habit of not drinking anything you can cut with a knife.
    My son is always trying to get me to try some dark and foamy beverage. I think it smells like something that needs to be treated with antibiotics.

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  4. I was thinking Andy was dead, was pretty sure of it, but hell, he probably still is the hottest.
    My list would be miles long. MILES. I’ll start with:
    1. Russell Brand. I have a feeling those skinny hip bones would feel just right.
    2. Bradley Cooper. Um, hi. Wow.
    3. Maksim Chmerkovskiy. From Dancing With the Stars. That man. Sex on a stick. Oh. My. I have a feeling he’s packing heat.

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  5. I was thinking Andy was dead, was pretty sure of it, but hell, he probably still is the hottest.
    My list would be miles long. MILES. I’ll start with:
    1. Russell Brand. I have a feeling those skinny hip bones would feel just right.
    2. Bradley Cooper. Um, hi. Wow.
    3. Maksim Chmerkovskiy. From Dancing With the Stars. That man. Sex on a stick. Oh. My. I have a feeling he’s packing heat.

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  6. I was thinking Andy was dead, was pretty sure of it, but hell, he probably still is the hottest.
    My list would be miles long. MILES. I’ll start with:
    1. Russell Brand. I have a feeling those skinny hip bones would feel just right.
    2. Bradley Cooper. Um, hi. Wow.
    3. Maksim Chmerkovskiy. From Dancing With the Stars. That man. Sex on a stick. Oh. My. I have a feeling he’s packing heat.

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  7. hulk – my not morgan played the violin for several years. the first bit was rough but then it became enjoyable. she gave it up a few years ago and i just hung the violin as a display in my new apartment.
    june – i have no advice because any dog that came after my sweet precious would be dog meat.
    two foods. i can’t choose. wait. one would be a ribeye steak. holy moly. yum yum.

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  8. I like Gretchen’s advice about the cat/dog issue. Please don’t let them out all together again until maybe you get a trainer to come advise? Maybe there’s another good trainer in your area that costs less (even if it’s not “for life”)? That must have been terrifying to see.
    Pasta & dark chocolate.
    For drinks, mochas with whipped cream.
    Ahhh.

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  9. Oh, Furry! No!!! I want to EFF THEM ALL. Because I am not dead and I have a vagina!!!! Duffylou was following me.

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  10. Oh, Furry! No!!! I want to EFF THEM ALL. Because I am not dead and I have a vagina!!!! Duffylou was following me.

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  11. Oh, Furry! No!!! I want to EFF THEM ALL. Because I am not dead and I have a vagina!!!! Duffylou was following me.

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  12. Well, I’ve had a bit of news I will share with my Pie Peeps shortly. But due to today’s topic I am sipping a Mich Ultra waiting for my roasted artichoke and spinach pizza. Low calorie eating at its finest. The pizza is covered in alfredo sauce and provolone and feta cheese. Yum.

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  13. p.s.
    oh. we switched topics to who we want to eff instead of our two favorite foods?
    ok…Max is hot. Maybe George. I would happily add those two boys to my fav food list.
    Thank you for reading about my desires.

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  14. Lisa Pie~ the unpure thoughts that were running around in my head over Ozzy aren’t fit to be shared. Let’s all just assume he is on my mile long f*** list. Coach is a d-bag. But seems (thus far) a bit more humble than in seasons past.
    List #2… all f***
    1.Alexander Skarsgard
    2.Greg Maddux (former MLB pitcher, undoubtedly one of the very best ever.)
    3.Kyle Farnsworth (former MLB pitcher, undoubtedly one of the very hottest ever [7% body fat].)

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  15. Lisa Pie~ the unpure thoughts that were running around in my head over Ozzy aren’t fit to be shared. Let’s all just assume he is on my mile long f*** list. Coach is a d-bag. But seems (thus far) a bit more humble than in seasons past.
    List #2… all f***
    1.Alexander Skarsgard
    2.Greg Maddux (former MLB pitcher, undoubtedly one of the very best ever.)
    3.Kyle Farnsworth (former MLB pitcher, undoubtedly one of the very hottest ever [7% body fat].)

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  16. Lisa Pie~ the unpure thoughts that were running around in my head over Ozzy aren’t fit to be shared. Let’s all just assume he is on my mile long f*** list. Coach is a d-bag. But seems (thus far) a bit more humble than in seasons past.
    List #2… all f***
    1.Alexander Skarsgard
    2.Greg Maddux (former MLB pitcher, undoubtedly one of the very best ever.)
    3.Kyle Farnsworth (former MLB pitcher, undoubtedly one of the very hottest ever [7% body fat].)

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  17. I bite Cosmo on the ear once…. he freaked, now I give them the bzzzzzttt, like when you answer wrong on a game show, right at the back of the ear and the yell SIT! Now they pretty much will lie down, roll over in a very subservient manner.
    You never tried that on Plavin did you?

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  18. I bite Cosmo on the ear once…. he freaked, now I give them the bzzzzzttt, like when you answer wrong on a game show, right at the back of the ear and the yell SIT! Now they pretty much will lie down, roll over in a very subservient manner.
    You never tried that on Plavin did you?

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  19. I bite Cosmo on the ear once…. he freaked, now I give them the bzzzzzttt, like when you answer wrong on a game show, right at the back of the ear and the yell SIT! Now they pretty much will lie down, roll over in a very subservient manner.
    You never tried that on Plavin did you?

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  20. Maybe Roger was being a bitch today and the dogs just had to set him straight. Maybe he crossed some dog/cat boundary and they were all like…whoa dude, don’t go there. It might have been a one time thing. Sounds like he’s over it if they are back to cuddling.

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  21. Since when have the comments stopped before 8:00 pm? Did everyone suddenly get a life?

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  22. Not me. I have no life.
    Just a cat. Just a cat that needs a home.
    Where, oh where, have all the Texas Pie-ers gone? Seems like you mention you have a cat to adopt out and people treat you like born-again Amway-selling Jehovah’s Witness.
    So, yeah, Duffy, it is just you and me here.
    And the cat.
    p.s. I am calling her Emmylou Harris as was suggested. : )

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  23. Not me. I have no life.
    Just a cat. Just a cat that needs a home.
    Where, oh where, have all the Texas Pie-ers gone? Seems like you mention you have a cat to adopt out and people treat you like born-again Amway-selling Jehovah’s Witness.
    So, yeah, Duffy, it is just you and me here.
    And the cat.
    p.s. I am calling her Emmylou Harris as was suggested. : )

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  24. Not me. I have no life.
    Just a cat. Just a cat that needs a home.
    Where, oh where, have all the Texas Pie-ers gone? Seems like you mention you have a cat to adopt out and people treat you like born-again Amway-selling Jehovah’s Witness.
    So, yeah, Duffy, it is just you and me here.
    And the cat.
    p.s. I am calling her Emmylou Harris as was suggested. : )

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  25. Combo pizza and cherry Poptarts, the ones with the frosting. I’m already traditionaly built I might as well maintain my shape. Especially if folks are going to eat me later.

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  26. I’m still up in da house. Got home from work at 10:30pm, woke up my 9 year old who wanted me to rag roll her 8,000 lbs of hair for picture day tomorrow, rag rolled said hair and in the process, covered myself with enough of said hair to make a nice wig and then decided tocome check in on the pie while drinking some water and eating candy corn. What muffin top?
    Lindy~ I am a huge True Blood fan. I am already jonesing for next season and I am NOT HAPPY we have to wait until next EFFING JULY! So many cliffhangers, so many questions. I want sassy, funny LaFayette back. And where is Russell? What does he have in store for Bill and Eric? What about Bill and Eric? And for that matter, Alcide? Will Sookie wise up and just live forever effing Eric? Because that’s what I would like to do. But some days I would like to eff Alcide. Glad I’m not Sookie!
    K. I guess I’m stoned on candy corn and need to go to bed. I have so much reality TV TiVo’d, I’m not sure how I’ll get through it all and Sister Wives starts again in 10 days! I have at least 4 shows to watch. So with that… I’ll take my overly chatty, sleep deprived, slap happy self to bed, watch some TV and fall asleep, happily thinking of all the men I would like to eff.

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