M-i-c. K-e-y. G-o t-o Halifaxxxxxx….

I know that you tune into this blog because I am exciting, and my life is one adventure after another, and I am kind of like Indiana Jones.

Also you tune in because of my current, hep references.

I have not let you down today, and thank heavens you are blowing off work to see what I'm up to, because? Are you ready?

Yesterday I tried honey fig Greek yogurt.

I KNOW! Usually I just get honey Greek yogurt, and yesterday I said, "What the fig."

It was good, too! I kind of feel like figs are the new pomegranate.

Zzzz To wayke us up when mom do something gud.

Okay, FINE. I also got mad at John Stewart, is that more interesting?

I tuned into the Emmys last night, and I wasn't even gonna, but there was nothing else to do. And they were just awarding comedy shows. They showed all the writers of John Stewart's show, and The Cobert Report, and Conan, and you know what pissed me off? On each show, there were at most two women working as writers.

Really? Are we THAT unfunny? I mean, don't take today's post as an example of my stellar hilarity. But really?

In high school, my boyfriend Cardinal and I were both voted class clown, and you know what? Everyone thought he was effing HILARIOUS and everyone thought I was weird. We had exactly the same sense of humor.

Being a girl. It is unfair. Still. I wouldn't want to be a boy, like Chaz Bono. I do not wish to rollerskate backward or go to war.

I would, however, like to be able to pee in the snow. Just once. I mean, I could pee in the snow NOW, but there'd be little chance I'd be able to write "June" in there.

I have lofty goals.

Disneyannoyingworld I leave you with this, which I took with my phone from my car last night.

I already hate those little images on the backs of (usually) minivans where it shows you the stick figures of who is in their family. And if you have these, I apologize, but they are annoying.

So NOW? We have to see who is in your family in Mickey Mouse disguise. Unless this person lives alone and has gotten very attached to her pest problem.

Geez, Louise, I have to go, but remind me to tell you about what the psychic said to me on Sunday. I will tell you tomorrow. She should have warned me I'd go on about yogurt and forget all about her.

216 thoughts on “M-i-c. K-e-y. G-o t-o Halifaxxxxxx….

  1. Kleenex in the back window totally grosses me out because it makes me think people having sex in the backseat and using the Kleenex after. Somebody told me that once and it stuck with me.

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  2. June,
    Your Hello Kitty decal is excused since it was a birthday gift..that you had on your wish list:) OMG Paula, STOP!! No please don’t.

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  3. Alamy-
    Just trying to follow…
    No stickers on the back of your car = no chance of being a victim.
    I absolutely hope that is true…

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  4. Jooooon….we need to know about the bumper sticker Hulk saw AFTER you tell us about the psychic. Hulk, I always was an optimist.

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  5. Either that…or if you are from around here you are from Bridgeport and you did and probably still do smoke weed…

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  6. Hulk, you make me laugh at inappropriate jokes a little too often. And I didn’t get the Bridgeport thing.

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  7. I have a bright yellow (smallish) sticker with a moose on it. And one with two bears (North American Black Bear Center). I am in for a real mauling, kicking and stomping.

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  8. I have a bright yellow (smallish) sticker with a moose on it. And one with two bears (North American Black Bear Center). I am in for a real mauling, kicking and stomping.

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  9. I have a bright yellow (smallish) sticker with a moose on it. And one with two bears (North American Black Bear Center). I am in for a real mauling, kicking and stomping.

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  10. I used to detail cars that were traded in. It was disgusting what I have found. I’d say used condoms were the grossest things found although I’ve probably blocked out the worst stuff. Anything that can exit anywhere in the body, I have had to clean up.

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  11. Kleenix in the back window=sex in the back seat? I don’t know anything. I thought it meant that they had kids. Oh, right.

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  12. I moved to the South when the wreath and red bow, were required and therefore ubiquitous. I thought they were jack-ass stupid. Now that they are almost never seen I kind of miss the gaity of it all.
    I love it when hundreds of Jewish people in my city mount electric menorahs on their cars and drive about.
    I have my stickers because I’m stuck with a tan Taurass. (do you hate it when people say Taur-ass?) The official car of the AARP. I parked in a lot today with four (4) tan Taurasses in a row.
    I also figure everybody gets happy if they see a picture of a bear or moose. At least I do.

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  13. Women are hilarious! I have some of the funniest friends in the world! Love them! Too bad they aren’t represented on the comedy shows … they should.
    As for those decals, I think some of them are so cute but they really are a huge security risk. You park the car outside your house and let everyone know how many kids you have and usually, their gender too. Hey, pervert … follow me home … I have one you might like. My husband refuses to put anything like that on our cars. Or even personalized plates b/c it makes you easier to track. I asked him who the heck is going to be tracking me … but still … no vanity plates. And definitely no kid stickers!

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  14. Hula girls are okay on the dashboard, aren’t they?
    I’ve always wanted a hula girl on my dashboard.

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  15. I’m from Alabama. I don’t know from Bridgeport.

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  16. “I don’t care if it rains or freezes as long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus right here on the dashboard of my car.”
    My Grandpa had a crucifix and a relic of St. Therese of Carmel on the dashboard of his DeSoto.

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  17. What a day I have missed! Drove 615 miles today, and cursed the annoying stickers all the way. Giggling and feeling very vindicated after coming home and reading comments.

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  18. On my way to work this morning, I saw the stupid family one on the left, but then a skull and crossbones on the right. Hey Alamy-I wonder if this means “I have a family, but if John Lithgow tries to f*uck with it I will KILL him!”

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  19. On my way to work this morning, I saw the stupid family one on the left, but then a skull and crossbones on the right. Hey Alamy-I wonder if this means “I have a family, but if John Lithgow tries to f*uck with it I will KILL him!”

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  20. On my way to work this morning, I saw the stupid family one on the left, but then a skull and crossbones on the right. Hey Alamy-I wonder if this means “I have a family, but if John Lithgow tries to f*uck with it I will KILL him!”

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